Now I'm in the hospital run by a Mad Doctor.
That monkey at the zoo looks odd. For every low there is a high.
Turns out the beer was full of flesh eating fish!
I returned home and Dad was yelling at Mom about his room.
Edited by Mildude on Apr 23rd 2025 at 3:10:35 AM
Déjà vu, tell you what I'm gonna do, when they reminisce over you, my GodHe was licking my neck! Ew!
I grabbed the yogurt from the fridge...
Edited by Omega1065 on Apr 23rd 2025 at 10:56:36 AM
Wait... is that mold?
At 3 AM, I strolled into the graveyard thinking nothing could go wrong. guys im so back
"Hello," said the neck-breaking ghost.
One day I got the idea to make some pizza.
Déjà vu, tell you what I'm gonna do, when they reminisce over you, my God"Not so fast!" Said the Noid.
My best friend got stuck in my house's dryer... I literally cannot make out with a television the fuck
As I found his shrunken, tiny body twitching helplessly, I did the only thing I could think of; I ate him.
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As Misti exercised by the living-room window, something rustled in the bushes.
Edited by WhoaBundy on Apr 23rd 2025 at 4:56:55 AM
Normally it reads "I NEED YOUR HELP", but now it says "We're out of toothpaste."
My sister begged me to go to this one strip club.
Déjà vu, tell you what I'm gonna do, when they reminisce over you, my GodIt's that one club where the ladies strip their skin off!
What is the biggest thing in the world? I literally cannot make out with a television the fuck
And then I exploded too.
I got sent into outer space for an unusual mission... Ok im back ... | Check my strawpage :3
Right when I was about to get eaten by zombified plants, I woke up to see that it was all just a dream.
The doctor came in and told me that my broken bones would all heal, but my intestines were another story.
Vrei să pleci dar nu mă, nu mă iei / Nu mă, nu mă iei, nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei / Chipul tău și dragostea din tei / Mi-amintesc deThe doctor requested I get the only replacement available: the scary intestines.
Everything I wrote and said was marked as a spoiler, regardless of what it contained.
Déjà vu, tell you what I'm gonna do, when they reminisce over you, my GodSO YOU BETTER NOT READ THIS!
Someone gave me a haunted PS1, so I decided to boot up Crash Bandicoot on it.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
Edited by BBGunman on Apr 24th 2025 at 3:09:49 AM
guys im so backSomehow it loads Bubsy 3D instead.
There's a cognitohazard in my bathroom! "This forum signature likes to refer to itself, as well as to the fact that it likes to refer to itself"
I have to patiently explain to the 911 operator what a cognitohazard is, all the while knowing that if Shane the Brain-Shanker spots me, he'll prove a lethal hazard to my cognition.
"Looks like this last one's for me!" I say, reaching into the donut box.
Edited by iwantedtoaddsomething on Apr 24th 2025 at 9:00:32 AM

"Dear This Troper, I wrote you, but you still ain't callin'..."
I rushed to my neighbor's house after hearing some screams, and I was shocked to see six dead bodies and four words written on the wall with blood.
Déjà vu, tell you what I'm gonna do, when they reminisce over you, my God