“You’ll never guess what I put in it,” said the Piss Jar Man.
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.
Edited by Yamanekko on Apr 21st 2025 at 2:35:39 AM
i just want you for my own. more than you could ever know.but all of a sudden, then came the italians...
i was enjoying my perfect cookie,
Edited by NotPeppermint on Apr 22nd 2025 at 8:04:03 AM
"Enumeration is a last resort... But sometimes, it can work a miracle."But then that bitch Cookie Monster came up and stole it!!
I asked the Ouija board when I would die.
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Edited by BBGunman on Apr 21st 2025 at 3:04:02 AM
guys im so backA-T-T-H-E-P-R-E-C-I-S-E-M-O-M-E-N-T-T-H-A-T-I-F-I-N-I-S-H-W-R-I-T-I-N-G-O-U-T-T-H-I-S-M-E-S-S-A-G-E-B-U-T-D-O-N-T-W-O-R-R-Y-I-T-S-O-U-L-D-N-T-W-A-I-T-H-O-L-D-O-N-I-T-H-I-N-K-I-M-A-D-E-A-T-Y-P-O-J-U-S-T-L-E-T-M-E-S-T-A-R-T-O-V-E-R-R-E-A-L-Q-U-I-C-K-I-T-S-O-N-L-Y-G-O-N-N-A-T-A-K-E-A-S-E-C-O-N-D-O-K-A-Y-S-O-A-T-T-H-E-P-R-E-S-I-C-E-M-O-M-E-W-A-I-T-D-A-M-M-I-T-O-N-E-M-O-R-E-T-R-Y...
Okay, I'll try out this "evil" text thing, what could possibly go wrong?
Read Otr of the Flame (She/Her)Little did I know, writing a sixteen-word sentence in evil text summoned the evil clown.
I saw my girlfriend run away from a skeleton driving a truck.
Déjà vu, tell you what I'm gonna do, when they reminisce over you, my GodHuh? Where's the second sentence?
I got an unlikely visitor at my doorstep... I literally cannot make out with a television the fuck
It was the evil clown again.
"Let's watch some My Little Pony," I told myself.
Déjà vu, tell you what I'm gonna do, when they reminisce over you, my Godsorry for forgetting the second sentence earlier lmao
Little did I know it was an EVIL CAFE!!!!
My head started throbbing really badly... guys im so back
Turns out I had a brain tumor.
I ended up peeking into the women's restroom, despite being told not to. I literally cannot make out with a television the fuck
I got beaten over the head by a little old lady with a brick in her purse.
I thought I heard my mom calling me, but she said to stop coz she heard it too... Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
It was just Dad overreacting at his movie!
I decided to put the mysterious game cartridge I found at my garage, and when the game finally loaded...
When darkness meets the light, this is what it sounds like!The console exploded.
It's my first day at work here!
Edited by Omega1065 on Apr 22nd 2025 at 10:20:29 AM
"YOU'RE FIRED!" the evils managers spits in my face
"Hello, Kitty!" i'd say as I pet on kitty "Enumeration is a last resort... But sometimes, it can work a miracle."
"Hi, I am eevil kity!1", says the kitty as she proceeds to rip my face off. Yeowch!
"STOP POSTING ABOUT INCREDIBOX!" Ok im back ... | Check my strawpage :3
I was later told to keep posting about it...by that goddamn evil clown who won't leave me the hell alone!
I took the wrong backpack to school.
Déjà vu, tell you what I'm gonna do, when they reminisce over you, my GodThe other kids found my secret hunting rifle (responsible for sending our cruddy Science teacher on indefinite leave), and they all teased me because it wasn't as long as theirs.
If you're into crate digging as I once was, don't go any further than the occasional venture on Record Store Day — some records weren't meant to be heard.
Edited by iwantedtoaddsomething on Apr 22nd 2025 at 1:36:57 PM
Not because they're cursed or anything, it's just that you'll find stuff like St. Anger and whatnot.
I suppose they never told you were caramel really comes from...
Read Otr of the Flame (She/Her)I personally saw it happening myself, and I can’t believe it’s made of blood.
The night fell, and something dark and sticky hit the window.
Vrei să pleci dar nu mă, nu mă iei / Nu mă, nu mă iei, nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei / Chipul tău și dragostea din tei / Mi-amintesc deIT WAS GHOST POOP! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Someone I don't know delivered me a Nintendo Switch 2... guys im so back
They left a note saying I owed them $90.
I finally killed the evil clown.
Déjà vu, tell you what I'm gonna do, when they reminisce over you, my GodBut now I'm starting to turn into the evil clown aaah!
You fool, you fell victim to one of the classic blunders!
Read Otr of the Flame (She/Her)You didn’t look where you were fucking going and stepped on a bed of nails!
I opened my letter, not anticipating the horrifying message written upon the paper.
Vrei să pleci dar nu mă, nu mă iei / Nu mă, nu mă iei, nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei / Chipul tău și dragostea din tei / Mi-amintesc de

But then someone went up and stole it!
I broke into a vending machine. I literally cannot make out with a television the fuck