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DeadlyEspresso Mister Pendleton from your local Popeyes Since: Apr, 2023
Mister Pendleton
#1726: Apr 21st 2025 at 2:34:33 PM

But then someone went up and stole it!


I broke into a vending machine.

I literally cannot make out with a television the fuck
Yamanekko it's TIIIIIIIIIME from Mariah Carey’s evil lair (at the North Pole) Since: Sep, 2024 Relationship Status: Whoa, they're bisexual! I didn't know that!
it's TIIIIIIIIIME
#1727: Apr 21st 2025 at 2:35:22 PM

“You’ll never guess what I put in it,” said the Piss Jar Man.


It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.

Edited by Yamanekko on Apr 21st 2025 at 2:35:39 AM

i just want you for my own. more than you could ever know.
NotPeppermint The Friendly Awakened Arcanist, Ulrich from Laplace Scientific Computing Center (Troper Youngling) Relationship Status: Mmmm...chocolate hearts
The Friendly Awakened Arcanist, Ulrich
#1728: Apr 21st 2025 at 2:48:04 PM

but all of a sudden, then came the italians...


i was enjoying my perfect cookie,

Edited by NotPeppermint on Apr 22nd 2025 at 8:04:03 AM

"Enumeration is a last resort... But sometimes, it can work a miracle."
BBGunman TV Tropes' resident resident Since: Aug, 2024
TV Tropes' resident resident
#1729: Apr 21st 2025 at 2:51:11 PM

But then that bitch Cookie Monster came up and stole it!!


I asked the Ouija board when I would die.

[down]🤣

Edited by BBGunman on Apr 21st 2025 at 3:04:02 AM

guys im so back
Marchen Too hot (Hot damn) from Somewhere Out in Space (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: It's not my fault I'm not popular!
Too hot (Hot damn)
#1730: Apr 21st 2025 at 3:01:33 PM

   A-T-T-H-E-P-R-E-C-I-S-E-M-O-M-E-N-T-T-H-A-T-I-F-I-N-I-S-H-W-R-I-T-I-N-G-O-U-T-T-H-I-S-M-E-S-S-A-G-E-B-U-T-D-O-N-T-W-O-R-R-Y-I-T-S-O-U-L-D-N-T-W-A-I-T-H-O-L-D-O-N-I-T-H-I-N-K-I-M-A-D-E-A-T-Y-P-O-J-U-S-T-L-E-T-M-E-S-T-A-R-T-O-V-E-R-R-E-A-L-Q-U-I-C-K-I-T-S-O-N-L-Y-G-O-N-N-A-T-A-K-E-A-S-E-C-O-N-D-O-K-A-Y-S-O-A-T-T-H-E-P-R-E-S-I-C-E-M-O-M-E-W-A-I-T-D-A-M-M-I-T-O-N-E-M-O-R-E-T-R-Y...   


Okay, I'll try out this "evil" text thing, what could possibly go wrong?

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Mildude A Member of the Midnight Crew from the you-know-what Since: Sep, 2021 Relationship Status: is commanded to— WANK!
A Member of the Midnight Crew
#1731: Apr 21st 2025 at 3:19:12 PM

   Little did I know, writing a sixteen-word sentence in evil text summoned the evil clown.   


I saw my girlfriend run away from a skeleton driving a truck.

Déjà vu, tell you what I'm gonna do, when they reminisce over you, my God
BBGunman TV Tropes' resident resident Since: Aug, 2024
TV Tropes' resident resident
#1732: Apr 21st 2025 at 3:22:11 PM

HOLY CRAP IS THAT SANS FROM UNDERTA-

guys im so back
DeadlyEspresso Mister Pendleton from your local Popeyes Since: Apr, 2023
Mister Pendleton
#1733: Apr 21st 2025 at 4:37:42 PM

Huh? Where's the second sentence?


I got an unlikely visitor at my doorstep...

I literally cannot make out with a television the fuck
Mildude A Member of the Midnight Crew from the you-know-what Since: Sep, 2021 Relationship Status: is commanded to— WANK!
A Member of the Midnight Crew
#1734: Apr 21st 2025 at 5:09:45 PM

It was the evil clown again.


"Let's watch some My Little Pony," I told myself.

Déjà vu, tell you what I'm gonna do, when they reminisce over you, my God
Unicorndance Logic Girl from Thames, N.Z. Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Logic Girl
#1735: Apr 21st 2025 at 7:01:18 PM

But it was one of the Sanity Slippage episodes!


I went to the cafe.

For every low there is a high.
BBGunman TV Tropes' resident resident Since: Aug, 2024
TV Tropes' resident resident
#1736: Apr 21st 2025 at 7:06:36 PM

sorry for forgetting the second sentence earlier lmao

Little did I know it was an    EVIL CAFE!!!!   


My head started throbbing really badly...

guys im so back
DeadlyEspresso Mister Pendleton from your local Popeyes Since: Apr, 2023
Mister Pendleton
#1737: Apr 21st 2025 at 9:37:44 PM

Turns out I had a brain tumor.


I ended up peeking into the women's restroom, despite being told not to.

I literally cannot make out with a television the fuck
dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#1738: Apr 21st 2025 at 11:13:17 PM

I got beaten over the head by a little old lady with a brick in her purse.


I thought I heard my mom calling me, but she said to stop coz she heard it too...

Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
TheOther36 What It Sounds Like!Huntrix from Namsan Tower, Seoul Since: Apr, 2022 Relationship Status: Wanna dance with somebody
What It Sounds Like!Huntrix
#1739: Apr 21st 2025 at 11:15:56 PM

It was just Dad overreacting at his movie!

I decided to put the mysterious game cartridge I found at my garage, and when the game finally loaded...

When darkness meets the light, this is what it sounds like!
Omega1065 Since: Nov, 2023
#1740: Apr 22nd 2025 at 1:20:21 AM

The console exploded.


It's my first day at work here!

Edited by Omega1065 on Apr 22nd 2025 at 10:20:29 AM

NotPeppermint The Friendly Awakened Arcanist, Ulrich from Laplace Scientific Computing Center (Troper Youngling) Relationship Status: Mmmm...chocolate hearts
The Friendly Awakened Arcanist, Ulrich
#1741: Apr 22nd 2025 at 5:15:22 AM

"YOU'RE FIRED!" the evils managers spits in my face


"Hello, Kitty!" i'd say as I pet on kitty

"Enumeration is a last resort... But sometimes, it can work a miracle."
TheScratcher7 it's normal :/ from my personal limbo (Handed A Sword) Relationship Status: Serial head-patter
it's normal :/
#1742: Apr 22nd 2025 at 5:22:59 AM

"Hi, I am eevil kity!1", says the kitty as she proceeds to rip my face off. Yeowch!


"STOP POSTING ABOUT INCREDIBOX!"

Ok im back ... | Check my strawpage :3
Mildude A Member of the Midnight Crew from the you-know-what Since: Sep, 2021 Relationship Status: is commanded to— WANK!
A Member of the Midnight Crew
#1743: Apr 22nd 2025 at 8:56:06 AM

I was later told to keep posting about it...by that goddamn evil clown who won't leave me the hell alone!


I took the wrong backpack to school.

Déjà vu, tell you what I'm gonna do, when they reminisce over you, my God
iwantedtoaddsomething Since: Feb, 2015
#1744: Apr 22nd 2025 at 10:20:22 AM

The other kids found my secret hunting rifle (responsible for sending our cruddy Science teacher on indefinite leave), and they all teased me because it wasn't as long as theirs.


If you're into crate digging as I once was, don't go any further than the occasional venture on Record Store Day — some records weren't meant to be heard.

Edited by iwantedtoaddsomething on Apr 22nd 2025 at 1:36:57 PM

Marchen Too hot (Hot damn) from Somewhere Out in Space (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: It's not my fault I'm not popular!
Too hot (Hot damn)
#1745: Apr 22nd 2025 at 10:57:18 AM

Not because they're cursed or anything, it's just that you'll find stuff like St. Anger and whatnot.


I suppose they never told you were caramel really comes from...

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BlankBlankness Since: Aug, 2023
#1746: Apr 22nd 2025 at 12:17:38 PM

I personally saw it happening myself, and I can’t believe it’s made of blood.

The night fell, and something dark and sticky hit the window.

Vrei să pleci dar nu mă, nu mă iei / Nu mă, nu mă iei, nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei / Chipul tău și dragostea din tei / Mi-amintesc de
BBGunman TV Tropes' resident resident Since: Aug, 2024
TV Tropes' resident resident
#1747: Apr 22nd 2025 at 1:47:13 PM

IT WAS GHOST POOP! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!


Someone I don't know delivered me a Nintendo Switch 2...

guys im so back
Mildude A Member of the Midnight Crew from the you-know-what Since: Sep, 2021 Relationship Status: is commanded to— WANK!
Marchen Too hot (Hot damn) from Somewhere Out in Space (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: It's not my fault I'm not popular!
Too hot (Hot damn)
#1749: Apr 22nd 2025 at 3:31:08 PM

But now I'm starting to turn into the evil clown aaah!


You fool, you fell victim to one of the classic blunders!

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BlankBlankness Since: Aug, 2023
#1750: Apr 22nd 2025 at 10:49:34 PM

You didn’t look where you were fucking going and stepped on a bed of nails!

I opened my letter, not anticipating the horrifying message written upon the paper.

Vrei să pleci dar nu mă, nu mă iei / Nu mă, nu mă iei, nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei / Chipul tău și dragostea din tei / Mi-amintesc de

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