‘Twas the vicious fiend Gamblor, fictional atrocity of The Simpsons made manifest upon this shuddering mortal coil.
My last words to my dad were “Fuck you, I love Limp Bizkit and that’s never gonna change!”
"This onion won't make me cry," I thought to myself.
Edited by LackingEff0rt on Feb 10th 2025 at 1:10:05 PM
Now what?...But then the onion accurately predicted my future.
I saw that only a single lamp post was functioning this night.
Edited by DeadlyEspresso on Feb 10th 2025 at 5:15:26 AM
I literally cannot make out with a television the fuckDisturbingly, its function was not to light streets, but instead to fuck guys.
A lump formed in Skylar’s throat as he stared into the spiraling abyss that was once his school.
"But, but I did my homework, I really did do my homework Ms. Edwards!"
This is not my beautiful house, this is not my beautiful wife!
Edited by Marchen on Feb 12th 2025 at 10:18:18 AM
Read Otr of the Flame (She/Her)It is my beautiful apartment with my beautiful husband.
As I reached into the chip bag, my face drained of color as I felt.. Well if it isn't my favorite human ..!
"Bad choice" said the evil closet monster.
In the distance, just for a second, I could've sworn I saw a face...
Read Otr of the Flame (She/Her).. it was Jeff the Killer wanting to Jeff the Kill me..
I heard my doorbell ring at night and went to check what it was.. Well if it isn't my favorite human ..!
It was the ghosts of all the meat I've eaten!
"Alright, so that'll come out to An Arm and a Leg." Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
Man, amputations just keep on getting more and more expensive.
I looked out the window and breathed a sigh of relief, for there was a thick layer of snow coating everything in a thick layer of snow.
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Oh boy! I love being on the Tv Tropes forums!
Little did I know... I was on the EVIL Tv Tropes forums.
Smiling Friends Season 3 out October 5th!The top line is supposed to be the last sentence to the above poster's prompt. The last line should be your prompt. Don't worry about it, this'll just be 3-sentence horror. Keep that in mind for next time, though.
Then I realized, "Nope, this is regular TV Tropes."
Since when did I buy a new TV?
Edited by BBGunman on Feb 18th 2025 at 2:04:16 PM
guys im so backDid you mean we're going to feed your cat some worms?
I saw a top hat wearing woman carrying a huge hammer. Ok im back ... | Check my strawpage :3
A big mouth in the ground where the store used to be, and then it ate me!
I rolled my eyes as the educational rapper the school had brought in began rapping about traffic safety.
Read Otr of the Flame (She/Her)EDIT: Double post, terribly sorry about that.
Edited by Marchen on Feb 19th 2025 at 4:25:05 PM
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It's because whatever caused your teeth to fall out is doing worse things to the rest of you.
Aw, who made a smell!? Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!