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dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#1576: Feb 10th 2025 at 2:14:59 PM

It's because whatever caused your teeth to fall out is doing worse things to the rest of you.


Aw, who made a smell!?

Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
Unicorndance Logic Girl from Thames, N.Z. Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Logic Girl
#1577: Feb 10th 2025 at 3:31:29 PM

The Stench Goblin!


Who taught my grandma how to gamble?

For every low there is a high.
WhoaBundy Since: Dec, 2013
#1578: Feb 10th 2025 at 5:03:30 PM

‘Twas the vicious fiend Gamblor, fictional atrocity of The Simpsons made manifest upon this shuddering mortal coil.


My last words to my dad were “Fuck you, I love Limp Bizkit and that’s never gonna change!”

LackingEff0rt The Hostest with the Mostest from Electric Light Orchestra (The New Guy) Relationship Status: Coming soon to theaters
The Hostest with the Mostest
#1579: Feb 10th 2025 at 5:06:13 PM

I was talking about my Stand.


"This onion won't make me cry," I thought to myself.

Edited by LackingEff0rt on Feb 10th 2025 at 1:10:05 PM

Now what?
DeadlyEspresso Mister Pendleton from your local Popeyes Since: Apr, 2023
Mister Pendleton
#1580: Feb 10th 2025 at 5:15:17 PM

...But then the onion accurately predicted my future.


I saw that only a single lamp post was functioning this night.

Edited by DeadlyEspresso on Feb 10th 2025 at 5:15:26 AM

I literally cannot make out with a television the fuck
WhoaBundy Since: Dec, 2013
#1581: Feb 10th 2025 at 5:29:26 PM

Disturbingly, its function was not to light streets, but instead to fuck guys.


A lump formed in Skylar’s throat as he stared into the spiraling abyss that was once his school.

Marchen Too hot (Hot damn) from Somewhere Out in Space (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: It's not my fault I'm not popular!
Too hot (Hot damn)
#1582: Feb 12th 2025 at 1:15:34 PM

"But, but I did my homework, I really did do my homework Ms. Edwards!"


This is not my beautiful house, this is not my beautiful wife!

Edited by Marchen on Feb 12th 2025 at 10:18:18 AM

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alateli " oh , uh .. 'blanket'." from Living Room (Apprentice) Relationship Status: Brewing the love potion
" oh , uh .. 'blanket'."
#1583: Feb 12th 2025 at 1:17:08 PM

It is my beautiful apartment with my beautiful husband.


As I reached into the chip bag, my face drained of color as I felt..

Well if it isn't my favorite human ..!
dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#1584: Feb 12th 2025 at 1:35:19 PM

A live mouse!


Eek, a Mouse!!

Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
WhoaBundy Since: Dec, 2013
#1585: Feb 12th 2025 at 5:53:46 PM

The mouse crawled up my leg, then maliciously slashed my femoral artery as I gushed blood and died a horrific, lonely death.


I heard a strange rustling from my closet.

Unicorndance Logic Girl from Thames, N.Z. Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Logic Girl
#1586: Feb 13th 2025 at 1:30:57 PM

Is it a cat or... a DEMON!?


The fridge is dirty.

For every low there is a high.
Superjohn Muscle witch from Tokyo Empire Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Muscle witch
#1587: Feb 13th 2025 at 2:10:21 PM

OH NO, MR. CLEAN IS GONNA KICK MY ASS!

I hid in the closet trying to hide fro the monster in my house...

"Give our Captain back, you jerks!"
Marchen Too hot (Hot damn) from Somewhere Out in Space (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: It's not my fault I'm not popular!
Too hot (Hot damn)
#1588: Feb 13th 2025 at 2:16:00 PM

"Bad choice" said the evil closet monster.


In the distance, just for a second, I could've sworn I saw a face...

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alateli " oh , uh .. 'blanket'." from Living Room (Apprentice) Relationship Status: Brewing the love potion
" oh , uh .. 'blanket'."
#1589: Feb 13th 2025 at 2:18:40 PM

.. it was Jeff the Killer wanting to Jeff the Kill me..


I heard my doorbell ring at night and went to check what it was..

Well if it isn't my favorite human ..!
Sourguy Doesn't do much (He/Him) from The Peach State Since: Oct, 2021 Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
Doesn't do much (He/Him)
#1590: Feb 14th 2025 at 3:31:02 PM

It was the pizza delivery man.


What's that odd rumbling noise coming from the dishwasher?

Currently Reading: N/A
dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#1591: Feb 14th 2025 at 6:00:52 PM

It was the ghosts of all the meat I've eaten!


"Alright, so that'll come out to An Arm and a Leg."

Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
Marchen Too hot (Hot damn) from Somewhere Out in Space (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: It's not my fault I'm not popular!
Too hot (Hot damn)
#1592: Feb 18th 2025 at 3:10:04 AM

Man, amputations just keep on getting more and more expensive.


I looked out the window and breathed a sigh of relief, for there was a thick layer of snow coating everything in a thick layer of snow.

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MattsLifeRuined123 Current Avatar: Flint the Fox (OC) from Somewhere in Europe. (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
Current Avatar: Flint the Fox (OC)
#1593: Feb 18th 2025 at 3:12:34 AM

Including the dead bodies I forgot to bury


A tree was dead, but then it started raining..

Never walk a sleepwaker
fishfisheyfish 1x1x1x1 (NOT FORSAKEN) from Wales (Troper Apprentice) Relationship Status: And they were roommates.
1x1x1x1 (NOT FORSAKEN)
#1594: Feb 18th 2025 at 5:37:28 AM

Oh boy! I love being on the Tv Tropes forums!


Little did I know... I was on the EVIL Tv Tropes forums.

Smiling Friends Season 3 out October 5th!
BBGunman TV Tropes' resident resident Since: Aug, 2024
TV Tropes' resident resident
#1595: Feb 18th 2025 at 12:04:08 PM

The top line is supposed to be the last sentence to the above poster's prompt. The last line should be your prompt. Don't worry about it, this'll just be 3-sentence horror. Keep that in mind for next time, though.

Then I realized, "Nope, this is regular TV Tropes."


Since when did I buy a new TV?

Edited by BBGunman on Feb 18th 2025 at 2:04:16 PM

guys im so back
Unicorndance Logic Girl from Thames, N.Z. Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Logic Girl
#1596: Feb 18th 2025 at 12:42:00 PM

You didn't... the Devil gave it to you!


My cat needs to be wormed.

For every low there is a high.
TheScratcher7 it's normal :/ from my personal limbo (Handed A Sword) Relationship Status: Serial head-patter
it's normal :/
#1597: Feb 19th 2025 at 2:36:55 AM

Did you mean we're going to feed your cat some worms?


I saw a top hat wearing woman carrying a huge hammer.

Ok im back ... | Check my strawpage :3
alateli " oh , uh .. 'blanket'." from Living Room (Apprentice) Relationship Status: Brewing the love potion
" oh , uh .. 'blanket'."
#1598: Feb 19th 2025 at 7:22:46 AM

She was going to the really big construction site.


I went to the store today, but I saw..

Well if it isn't my favorite human ..!
Marchen Too hot (Hot damn) from Somewhere Out in Space (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: It's not my fault I'm not popular!
Too hot (Hot damn)
#1599: Feb 19th 2025 at 7:24:38 AM

A big mouth in the ground where the store used to be, and then it ate me!


I rolled my eyes as the educational rapper the school had brought in began rapping about traffic safety.

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Marchen Too hot (Hot damn) from Somewhere Out in Space (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: It's not my fault I'm not popular!
Too hot (Hot damn)
#1600: Feb 19th 2025 at 7:24:38 AM

EDIT: Double post, terribly sorry about that.

Edited by Marchen on Feb 19th 2025 at 4:25:05 PM

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