Turns out he died while working there.
The local Chuck E. Cheese gets a little quirky at night... I literally cannot make out with a television the fuck
... especially when the animatronics come to life... and start singing.
There once was a man from Peru...
Edited by skan123 on Mar 24th 2025 at 3:27:37 AM
He shouldn't have stayed there when Peru sank.
I signed the contract before me and scoffed — "you can tell me the important catch I missed later."
"For every dollar you make, you owe us 75 cents!"
The door to the bathroom is locked! Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
And there's an alien here whose pee is corrosive, so they'd better hurry up!
The bar is closed. For every low there is a high.
I am NOT hoping that the barista was in cahoots with a villian
There's a test paper with a bunch of scribbles on the table. Ok im back ... | Check my strawpage :3
One of them looks suspiciously like... a... AMON-
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I guess that proves it; I can't haz cheeseburger...
There was a part of him, and I did not know how potent that part might be, that thirsted for my blood.
Read Otr of the Flame (She/Her)It’s the mystery meat from last night’s dinner.
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Someone’s knocking on my front door…
DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED.I ignored it, wishing I had never stolen Dracula's wallet.
"Hey", I yelled at the top of my lungs from the rooftops, "Fuck you Satan!"
Read Otr of the Flame (She/Her)And ever since then I haven't been feeling well, so maybe he cursed me.
I suck at baseball. For every low there is a high.
And that's when Satan said "Fuck You!" back.
I couldn't recognize the man in my reflection. I literally cannot make out with a television the fuck
... oh wait, it's me.
I was watching the newest episode of The Amazing Digital Circus. Currently Reading: N/A
Hey, isn't that shooting star getting kinda big...?
Edited by dvorak on Feb 9th 2025 at 6:01:49 AM
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!It wasn't until I reached down to adjust my picnic blanket and felt nothing but cool air below me that I realized the awful truth: it wasn't getting bigger, I was getting closer.
After checking, double-checking, and triple-checking the instructions, I followed each step of the summoning ritual to a T.
Edited by iwantedtoaddsomething on Feb 9th 2025 at 11:19:49 AM
...And the demon I summoned still threatened to take my wallet.
I was on a trek through the woods when a skeleton randomly appeared! I literally cannot make out with a television the fuck
Then the man cocked his gun and prepared to give me my reward.
The night was dark and stormy as the vikings took their ships and fled the new world, fearing what they had seen...
Read Otr of the Flame (She/Her)Nothing. It was really dark.
I sat in the waiting room, fidgeting in my seat as the doctor called me in..
Well if it isn't my favorite human ..!It seemed that, despite all my protests and pleas, Ignacio the Floating Eye was still staying up until 4AM watching Subway Surfers & Family Guy edits on TikTok, and his ocular health was all the worse for it.
The dilapidated bus stop I walked past on my way home from work every night had a strange old man waiting by it today.
Guess no-one told him the bus stop eats people.
You know that sinister feeling you get whenever you lose a tooth?
Read Otr of the Flame (She/Her)

oh no there's The Peeping Tom aaaa aaaaa AAAAAA-
Why is that guy working at the video game store all the time? Ok im back ... | Check my strawpage :3