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dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#351: Mar 17th 2023 at 11:04:21 AM

It was the biggest fish I ever saw; shame it got away...


This house is always cold, no matter how high I crank the heat up.

Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
Berrenta Bejeweled (she/her) (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: I made a point to burn all of the photographs
Bejeweled (she/her)
#352: Mar 17th 2023 at 4:24:57 PM

Wait, the heater's broken!


I was waiting for the bus when something else came instead...

DrNoPuma Streaky from the land of Humorous Hyenas (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: Married to the music
#353: Mar 17th 2023 at 5:01:17 PM

It was the living car OF DOOM, and it hit me and then I was ded.


I was playing fetch with my dog, when he brought back something that definitely wasn't a stick...

Very good kitty
dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#354: Mar 17th 2023 at 7:31:14 PM

It was a bone; man was that skeleton mad at us!


"We're sorry; the number you have dialled, '9-1-1,' is no longer in service!"

Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
Topon from the middle of nowhere Since: May, 2021
#355: Mar 17th 2023 at 8:16:17 PM

The telephone came to life and committed arson on my house!


The man approached the shuddering woman, chainsaw in hand.

Edited by Topon on Mar 17th 2023 at 11:17:06 PM

dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#356: Mar 19th 2023 at 10:47:05 PM

He tripped and chainsawed off his own face!


Ow! I tripped and chainsawed off my own face!

Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
DrNoPuma Streaky from the land of Humorous Hyenas (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: Married to the music
#357: Mar 30th 2023 at 5:14:37 PM

Good thing I'm an eldritch being with multiple heads, so my reign of terror will continue!


I walked into my bedroom to find it full of old, porcelain dolls, all staring at me with their glass eyes.

Very good kitty
DreamCord Mysterious Stranger from Somewhere in California Since: Jun, 2015 Relationship Status: Married to the music
Mysterious Stranger
#358: Apr 1st 2023 at 7:30:49 AM

It turns out my fly was unzipped.

I saw a zombie dig his way out of his grave...

Hey.
Superjohn Muscle witch from Tokyo Empire Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Muscle witch
#359: Apr 1st 2023 at 7:32:23 AM

OH NO! I OWE HIM MONEY!

They strapped me to the operating table, as the demented doctor looked at the tools he was using.

"Give our Captain back, you jerks!"
rundownforge50 Since: Dec, 2022
#360: Apr 1st 2023 at 6:27:52 PM

I never knew they'd do surgery on a grape.


My favorite Pokémon is...

Bluethorn CHOMPION from Partash Since: Jan, 2018 Relationship Status: Star-crossed
CHOMPION
#361: Apr 1st 2023 at 7:38:58 PM

The glitch one that turned my cartridge into scary fnaf creepypasta!!!!!


It was well past midnight and I was alone at the office working a late night shift...

Tbh I never really hated his minigames in the original, but they did make them better in the remake.
dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#362: Apr 1st 2023 at 7:41:10 PM

The stress is killing me.


I opened the door to my house.

Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
TheWrongOne41 The Clown is in town (*he*/she/they) from Somewhere, Mexico Since: May, 2022 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
The Clown is in town (*he*/she/they)
#363: Apr 1st 2023 at 7:58:05 PM

But the big spider tricked me to enter a house that looked like mine!


The last man on earth hears a knock...

Due to unfortunate events, i will continue to exist until further notice. (also i'm fluid now)
dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#364: Apr 2nd 2023 at 12:01:17 AM

It's the second-to-last man on earth, and he wants to play Monopoly.


Why do I hear boss music?

Edited by dvorak on Apr 2nd 2023 at 12:01:38 PM

Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
DrNoPuma Streaky from the land of Humorous Hyenas (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: Married to the music
#365: Apr 2nd 2023 at 11:51:04 AM

OH NO, Slenderman just got the Chaos Emeralds and became SUPER SLENDERMAN!!!


I heard a noise in the kitchen, so I walked in and realized that my biggest cleaver was missing.

Very good kitty
cheesythegreat Your Fournor from the silly dimension :] (Apprentice) Relationship Status: Chocolate!
Your Fournor
#366: Apr 2nd 2023 at 12:11:17 PM

Then, I heard Knife Guy's older brother, Cleaver Guy, walking up behind me.


My TV is on the fritz and I don't know why.

Join the Object Show Cleanup Thread! (they/them)
dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#367: Apr 2nd 2023 at 12:22:03 PM

It was a TV-eating space-alien!


Every day, I'm a little more tired...

Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
Superjohn Muscle witch from Tokyo Empire Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Muscle witch
#368: Apr 2nd 2023 at 12:53:44 PM

Being a serial killer is a lot harder then the movies make it out to be.

The mafia goons locked me in the room, and then I heard the sound of a terrifying beast....

"Give our Captain back, you jerks!"
WarJay77 It's NaNo, Bay-beeee! (10,238/50,000) from My Writing Cave (Troper Knight) Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love
It's NaNo, Bay-beeee! (10,238/50,000)
#369: Apr 4th 2023 at 1:05:31 AM

I still can't believe they watched Godzilla without me.


In the middle of the night, I heard a voice in my bedroom.

Working on: Author Appeal | Sandbox | Troper Wall
Snailfish Silver Shamrock's Halloween three from Santa Mira, California Since: Oct, 2013 Relationship Status: Love is for the living, Sal
Silver Shamrock's Halloween three
#370: Apr 4th 2023 at 12:33:11 PM

It whispered in a demonic voice, "This haunting is brought to you by Raid:Shadow Legends, the greatest RPG nobody has actually played."

Joseph had no idea his powers were awakening.

All witches, all skeletons, all jack O Lanterns, gather round your TV set, put on your masks, and watch...watch the magic pumpkin, Watch...
DrNoPuma Streaky from the land of Humorous Hyenas (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: Married to the music
#371: Apr 4th 2023 at 12:41:12 PM

The pizza delivery guy found this out the hard way when he was suddenly vaporized... along with the pizza. 😱😢


"Pff, it's just a dumb horror movie, I can handle this," I said as I turned off the lights and pressed Play on my remote.

Very good kitty
TheRealBerdly Berdly from Hometown Since: Mar, 2023 Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
Berdly
#372: Apr 6th 2023 at 7:46:04 PM

It was lame.

Berdly is sitting in a park with kids in it.

Edited by TheRealBerdly on Apr 6th 2023 at 10:46:42 AM

He has returned, but WHY?
dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#373: Apr 6th 2023 at 9:13:40 PM

The kids ate him alive.


Why Am I Ticking?

Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
TheWrongOne41 The Clown is in town (*he*/she/they) from Somewhere, Mexico Since: May, 2022 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
The Clown is in town (*he*/she/they)
#374: Apr 6th 2023 at 9:25:05 PM

I probably shouldn't have eaten that clock...


I hear a lot of crying, but i live alone.

Due to unfortunate events, i will continue to exist until further notice. (also i'm fluid now)
Lushiepop ✦ suspiciously mona-shaped mii ✦ from Anakt Garden Since: Dec, 2021 Relationship Status: I made a point to burn all of the photographs
✦ suspiciously mona-shaped mii ✦
#375: Apr 7th 2023 at 7:40:37 AM

Oh no! A couple with a newborn just moved in next door!


I heard some loud banging on my window.

✦ immerse your soul in love ✦ (they/them)

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