The heating's broke, so it's always too hot or too cold; never just right.
The man in the mirror doesn't look directly at me, but over my shoulder like he's seen something terrifying.
Edited by dvorak on Feb 10th 2023 at 7:49:29 AM
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!But I was dead from waiting for three hundred years.
Can't sleep; clown will eat me...! Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
Every time, I say "Don't bother me, honey," but then I remember I DON'T HAVE WIFE!
I finally figured out WHO WAS PHONE. Very good kitty
Damn you Thing for disturbing me when I'm washing the dishes.
My heart pounded heavily as I gave my crush some chocolates, hoping that she'll reciprocate my love... CG for short
But she sucked up the chocolate with FANGS, and that's when I realized she was actually a VAMPIER!
I entered the abandoned TV studio to see if I could find out why my favorite childhood show, Tommy Tiger's Fun Hour, was cancelled after just one season. Very good kitty
As it turned out, nobody but you liked that show, and the studio sunk so much money into it they folded when it went off the air.
When I tried to leave my appartment this morning, I found that there was an iron grille bolted over the door!
Edited by dvorak on Mar 4th 2023 at 8:38:37 AM
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!At first I thought I left the oven on, but then I realized it was even worse: the oven had come to life and turned itself on!
I was out walking one night when I suddenly realized that something about the moon was different.
Edited by DrNoPuma on Mar 4th 2023 at 9:35:18 AM
Very good kitty

Oh, no! It's the mannequins stealing monster! AHHHHHHH!
I wake up from a coma and noticed that nobody is at the hospital.....
Edited by Bubblepig on Feb 8th 2023 at 10:26:08 AM
"Now it's starting to feel like a game!"