"No.", said the Earth's new paramour.
Is it just me, or does the Moon look a little jealous of someone...? I literally cannot make out with a television the fuck
It's jealous of Uranus, but needs to watch out for black holes!
Why is that girl so stoked? For every low there is a high.
Because she enjoys the beheading contest a bit too much.
Why is my laptop unable to connect to the WiFi?
Edited by Mildude on Sep 13th 2025 at 3:36:25 AM
Déjà vu, tell you what I'm gonna do, when they reminisce over you, my GodThen the doctor told me I was the root-beer blood man.
The scariest thing happened last night. I will never get tired of watching Home Alone or its sequel.
It was so scary, I decided to kill everyone so that nothing scarier could ever happen again!
Anyone here in the mood for some, ehe, snazzy jazz?
Read Otr of the Flame (She/Her)"Not me," I said, oblivious to the fact my friend was preparing to get his chainsaw out and murder me to the tune of some jazzy song.
"Thanks for the meatball sub, Dad," Charlie said obliviously. Déjà vu, tell you what I'm gonna do, when they reminisce over you, my God
well, it would've if the experiment didn't come alive and said
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Muahaha, i stole all your money last night!
Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP categoryThank goodness Hell has a phone repair store!
"I sure love eating cookies, and I sure hope the Cookie Loving Strangers Strangler doesn't see me." Déjà vu, tell you what I'm gonna do, when they reminisce over you, my God
“You thought wrong,” the Cookie Loving Strangers Strangler said before strangling me.
It’s crazy what happened in that warehouse last week. I will never get tired of watching Home Alone or its sequel.
But how do I know that I know that I’m not AI…?
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“Gosh, this is all for me…?” Said the Forcible Birthday Birthday Boy.
Trying out Random Avatar Month (Main interest: Objectified)"No," said the Forcible Birthday Birthday Boy Eliminator.
"It sure is pretty dark and wet in here!" Déjà vu, tell you what I'm gonna do, when they reminisce over you, my God
The pimple juice spilled everywhere after that and I filed a divorce with the Pimple-Popping Doctor shortly after.
"Guys, Kyle escaped the basement again— And he's got Mike's dad as a hostage."
Trying out Random Avatar Month (Main interest: Objectified)I would call the police, but the Police Are Useless.
There's a lady on the bus looking a bit weird. For every low there is a high.
(No sound) ...oh that's why.
I count slowly, slowly, slowly getting faster...
Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP categoryI have finally counted to infinity!
So, an X walks into a bar... I literally cannot make out with a television the fuck
"I FOUND IT!" screamed the drunken algebra student as he whipped out a shotgun.
I arrived at my HOLY SHIT IS THAT A SKELETON? Déjà vu, tell you what I'm gonna do, when they reminisce over you, my God
"Not only that... because it was a SPOOKY SCARY SKELETON AT THAT!"
"...Dad, you can't be serious about this."
Edited by pyromancingsandwich on Sep 19th 2025 at 8:17:03 PM
Trying out Random Avatar Month (Main interest: Objectified)

Because i'm in a nonexistent day that doesn't feature in the week.
Stop fucking thrusting into the earth and making earthquakes!
Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category