"Who's up for some waterboarding!"
"I don't know why my friend wanted me to read Squidward's Suicide so badly, but here goes nothing, I guess." Currently Reading: N/A
"Huh, well, that sure was a creepypa- ah shit, he stole my kidneys!"
Psst, don't look, but there's a guy watching us from atop that rock over there.
Read Otr of the Flame (She/Her)“NO, I’M NOT! WHY DOES EVERYBODY KEEP SAYING THAT!? ”
The river didn’t look too out of the ordinary today… except for one thing. I will never get tired of watching Home Alone or its sequel.
It was an ocean.
I make sure my writing is Clear, Concise, Witty. Déjà vu, tell you what I'm gonna do, when they reminisce over you, my God
...I still haven't met the word count yet.
Whatever you do, don't open up that strangely labelled copy of Pokémon Mystery Dungeon.
Trying out Random Avatar Month (Main interest: Objectified)At 4:30 AM, our house went missing.
"It's so tight!" he exclaimed. Déjà vu, tell you what I'm gonna do, when they reminisce over you, my God
Unfortunately, the homicidal tapeworm in his stomach woke up after he attempted to do a cartwheel.
It was Friday night, my parents were gone, and all I had was a rope and my favorite necklace.
Déjà vu, tell you what I'm gonna do, when they reminisce over you, my God“So, what are you dead for?” God asked me, idiotically.
A beautiful feminine lifeform has just crossed my path "Enumeration is a last resort... But sometimes, it can work a miracle."
He turned himself into a pickle!
“Man, I can’t wait to have another day without a panic attack,” I said.
Always remember to hydrate! (A message from Snoopy)MINE TO PUNCH YOU WITH!
Oh fuck, I have no idea whose sleep paralysis demon I've been saddled with tonight.
Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category"Wrong," said the non-imaginary murderer.
Ah crap, my project is due in less than 24 hours! Déjà vu, tell you what I'm gonna do, when they reminisce over you, my God
Oh no...it was Pizzahead.
As the moon began its rise once more, all I could do was sigh. Ready to rock?
Said the zombie before eating my brain
As I pass through the graveyard, I hear a weird sound coming from one of the graves "This forum signature likes to refer to itself, as well as to the fact that it likes to refer to itself"

The Hungarian was revealed to be evil.
"See you at Guantanamo Bay!" Déjà vu, tell you what I'm gonna do, when they reminisce over you, my God