Until I realized… it was an EVIL BOOT…
Oh boy! I just love cheesecake!
Edited by NotPeppermint on Aug 22nd 2025 at 10:40:47 AM
"Enumeration is a last resort... But sometimes, it can work a miracle."Too bad, you're getting beefcake.
Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys! I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...
I froze in horror, as the boys took my beloved salami and ran off towards the dinner table.
The room was dark, with a texture like freshly frozen ice.
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"But you said you were bringing back oysters from Rocky Mountain!"
So I lit a candle, and before I could scream, the entire ice hotel beneath my feet had melted into the ocean.
I've never seen someone with quite as much conviction as the man staring through my window.
Edited by iwantedtoaddsomething on Aug 22nd 2025 at 12:01:25 PM
The man teleported to my room and killed me.
"Can I sleep in the car tonight, Mom?" Déjà vu, tell you what I'm gonna do, when they reminisce over you, my God
But it was too late, and I got rained on.
Why is my mom alive again? I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...
Guess I'll head to the highway.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
I heard a strange clanking noise coming from downstairs. I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...
And worse, He's teamed up with Dennis from Adit Sopo Jarwo!!!
How absurd, I exclaimed when faced with the absurdity of the two-sentence horror moderation team, for my horror story contained no more than two sentences, as the rules so helpfully declare, fitting entirely within the constraints of the rules without ever breaking them, and yet it was rejected, as if I had somehow broken these rules in spite of me following them to the letter!
Read Otr of the Flame (She/Her)"Please," they said, slapping the digital handcuffs onto my computer; "If you're going to wring out all you can from a single sentence, at least use some more varied punctuation"; with that, they took me away to Two-Sentence Jail; my cell was right next to — and you're never gonna believe this — Knife Guy.
"Don't view this image or you'll die," psh, what a tall-tale.
The image involved my favorite characters pregnant with each other's children while making out sloppy style and urinating their pants.
The babysitter decided to watch SpongeBob SquarePants with three of the kids. Déjà vu, tell you what I'm gonna do, when they reminisce over you, my God
These are the telltale signs that Dennis from Adit Sopo Jarwo is on the hunt for his next victim.
You're walking in the woods with no one around and your phone dead when, out of the corner of your eye, you spot him.
Edited by Marchen on Aug 24th 2025 at 2:32:55 PM
Read Otr of the Flame (She/Her)It's your dad, and he's not happy about you not being home on time.
Who keeps filling my house with Labubus? I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...

And so, in a clearly obtuse way, the fools began swinging hammers instead.
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Thirty-two years after his mysterious disappearance, Herbie Kleinfeld knocked on his parents’ door.