"GIMME ALL YOUR DUCKING MONEY!!!!"
I entered the wait woah what happened to the text? Déjà vu, tell you what I'm gonna do, when they reminisce over you, my God
...Right, Nether-realm.
Hello, Twin.
OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS, TWO PERIODS?!
Edited by pyromancingsandwich on Jul 23rd 2025 at 9:08:04 PM
Trying out Random Avatar Month (Main interest: Objectified)We have met again. Also pls stop taking all of my flipping money.
Did it really happen or were they pieces thrown around? Ok im back ... | Check my strawpage :3
"I dunno," said the Throwing Pieces Around Killer.
There's ketchup in my burger!
Edited by Mildude on Jul 23rd 2025 at 2:12:15 PM
Déjà vu, tell you what I'm gonna do, when they reminisce over you, my God"That's not ketchup," said the Burger Killer. "That's blood, because you ordered it really, really rare."
"Oh, right," I said. I'd already forgotten how, when my waiter asked how I wanted my burger cooked, I said I wanted it "fresh from the slaughterhouse."
"Why did you order it so rare, anyway?" asked the Burger Killer.
I shrugged. "I dunno. Makes me feel cooler."
"Whatever. Anyway, I'm here to kill you."
I rolled my eyes. "Yeah, yeah, I know. You're the Burger Killer. You kill people who are getting burgers. Look, let's just get this over with," I said, holding out both of my wrists.
The Burger Killer sighed as he chopped away and I instinctually screamed. "No respect for noun killers these days," he remarked. "No respect."
We've gotten strange readings from our astronomy equipment.
"It's to bypass the two sentence rule."
"Oh, really?"
"Yeah. The fog makes all the sentences look blank so nobody will suspect there's more than two of them."
"But won't that create a suspiciously large area of blank space?"
...
"Fuck."
The child on the milk carton looked familiar. Déjà vu, tell you what I'm gonna do, when they reminisce over you, my God
I turned to Dennis from Adit Sopo Jarwo, but he was just chewing his cereal, pretending to not notice as he reached for the knife...
It always seems to get so dark this time of year.
Read Otr of the Flame (She/Her)![]()
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The non-spoilered part of my post is the proper second sentence, and the bad 2-sentence horror story stands up without the spoilered part. The spoilered part is just extra stuff I felt like writing as a subversion/parody of how cliched the resulting bad 2SH ended up being.
Bed & Beyond will have to make do without it.
I distinctly remember there being four chairs at this table.
Edited by iwantedtoaddsomething on Jul 24th 2025 at 6:15:55 AM
And then a skeleton popped out and the skeleton was you and you forgot that this happened and who was phone full of hyperrealistic blood!!
Man, I hate run-on sentences. Suddenly I'm... still rotating Fallen London in my mind even though I've stopped actively playing it.
They run on and on and on and on-
I encountered a chicken while riding a train... I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...
...That, or she's insanely hairy.
Driving in my car right after a beer —hey, that bump looks a lot like a deer...
Trying out Random Avatar Month (Main interest: Objectified)Turns out I ran over Alastor from Hazbin Hotel!
Everywhere I go... I see his face... I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...
"I dunno," said the Car Disintegrator
My mom has been acting strange lately. Déjà vu, tell you what I'm gonna do, when they reminisce over you, my God
BUUUUURP!
They already have Halloween stuff at my local store. Déjà vu, tell you what I'm gonna do, when they reminisce over you, my God

Just another day in the life of an arsonist.
I went to the library. For every low there is a high.