Mr. Smith was watching TV for 24/7 so he can watch all the shows without missing a single beat. Unfortunately for him, his eyes become too tired to watch any more. Mr. Smith defies this and opted to continue watching more shows, until the TV explodes. The explosion would cause fire in his house, killing him in the process.
Surfing. Matikane Tannhäuser, now departing for the front line! Ei, ei, mun!
Arnold, an avid surfer, goes surfing during a large tide. He surfs on large waves when another wave knocks him down into the ocean. He swims up and attempts to swim back to shore, only for another wave to throw him into the side of an empty boat on the side of a port. As Arnold's head was still sticking out of the water, another wave brings another empty boat to him. It crushes his head with great force.
Operating a steamroller.
Vjoi tries operating a steamroller, unfortunately its builder cut too many corners, a screw falls loose, causing the roller part to fall off and roll into trafic, its rammed by feds driving, sending it flying into vjoi and crushing him.
Vending machine
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.Jake uses a computer, drinking a cracked glass of water he dropped last time. He puts it on the top of the computer, which has openings. Water seeps out of the crack and drips into the computer's motherboard. Due to this, the computer explodes, sending shards of the screen into Jake's eyes and open mouth, killing him instantly.
Doing homework.
this entire thread is just Epic Fail if it was a thread rather than a trope
I am doing my homework, but there is this one math problem that I am extremely frustrated by. I call my sister to help, but she ends up slipping on a puddle of water that my parents forgot to clean and lands on my chair, causing it to fall over. I hit my head on the wall, which causes my feet to fling the table up, causing the paperwork to fall over the place, giving me numerous papercuts which kill me.
Literally just existing
Oh my god fine he isn't just a head | Current avatar: HumanBarry is standing on the bottom floor waiting for an elevator. Unbeknownst to him, the elevator has grown faulty and unstable over the years, and on this day because of too many passengers, it’s about to drop fifty feet! Fortunately, everyone on the elevator gets off before the ropes fully break. Unfortunately, it’s going down the shaft so fast that at the rate it’s going, it’s about to blow the elevator doors off and explode shrapnel everywhere. Guess Barry picked the wrong day to take the stairs.
Stepping on a crack.
Do not mess with creatures which you do not understand.Alex walks on a sidewalk with his mother Mary. Alex steps on a crack and accidentally trips on his untied shoelaces he never bothered to tie. Unfortunately for Mary, she was holding Alex's hand (he's still young, okay?) and she fell as well. A strong wind suddenly appears and blows off a large branch from a tree above the crack, causing it to fall and land on Mary's back so hard, that it breaks her spine. Step on a crack, break your momma's back indeed.
Eating potato chips.
Edited by Topon on Nov 7th 2023 at 6:40:31 PM
Jack was eating his potato chips while watching his TV. He then notices some smoke in the house, when he goes to investigate he finds the oven in the kitchen is burning, so he is able to turn off, he sat again to notice he is running out of chips so he goes back and get some more, while thinking how stupidly he was about to die just because the oven´s timer was not working right while heating his bagels on breakfast some hours ago. Then he sits down begin to laugh to the idea while eating a big chip, but he swallows it accidentally and then he began to cough and scream, losing air quickly... there is no one that can save him from a death sillier than the one he has just skipped...
Dressing up
Max and Guillermo film Mentos and Coke videos for their Youtube livestream. The jet of soda shoots toward the ceiling, straight into the ceiling light. The soda hits the light bulb, shattering it as Guillermo looks up. A shard of glass forcefully launches into his left eye, killing him instantly. Max inhales the mercury vapors from the broken CFL bulb, causing mercury poisoning that kills him after a few anxious days in the hospital.
Renting a movie at Redbox

Bump.