The Lamb
Okay, now I’m gonna go and beat up a Monolith, Can Lance and Matt help?
Godzilla
Wait, this isn’t Nightmare!
Sweet, sis. We beat our first cosmic horror!
…
Midnight has gone from a secondary character in a Slice of Life series to the team moral center to a champion of an artificial god to a Cthulhu co-puncher, I kinda love that.
SKREEEEEEEONK!
(Universe jumps behind Lance and Matt)
HI GUYS!
The Lamb
H3lL0? I c4N ExPLAINPLAINPLAIN why I 4ttacK3d y0u... Plea5e, just puT My s0uL 1n Th3 D4tABA53...
Edited by J08 on May 21st 2022 at 9:35:39 AM
Praise the Lamb!
oh hey it's that guy from the thing!
Hey, can I join you guys? It's lonely with Yuri ruling the world.
Edited by nonalienpersonyep on May 21st 2022 at 12:35:45 PM
He can, however, feel sad, like when his wife left him.
Godzilla
Welcome along, hope you brought in a disguise, I’m not sure if I can enchant an AI.
SKREEEEEEEONK!
The Lamb
HOLY- Oh, it's you. ready to try to catch that monolith again?
Hey Naja! I brought No-Legs this time!
!!! (New person!)
Hello Monika! good to see you made it through the cosmic shift. This place is a lot more dangerous now, so I can make you a weapon if you want! remember to specify what it's basic form should be. (I.e. Sword, harp, Keyboard for all I care.) Praise the Lamb!
Let’s go! We can talk along the way, if you want.
Godzilla
I got the jar, didn’t you need this for a weapon?
SKREEEEEEEONK!
The Lamb
well, that new BIND spell you have should seriously slow down the monolith. Wanna try it on No-legs? He has pretty high evasion, see? (Shoots a bullet at No-Legs) !!! (dodges the shot easily, but is pretty mad at Lance.)
Indeed. I will take that and be back soon with a surprise.
Edited by J08 on May 21st 2022 at 9:44:51 AM
Praise the Lamb!
oh hey it's that guy from the thing!
I suppose you could download mod packs or something.
He can, however, feel sad, like when his wife left him.
(Giggles slightly. Sees Monolith)
BIND!
The Lamb
The monolith falls to the ground, shudders, then is still.
Edited by J08 on May 21st 2022 at 9:51:14 AM
Praise the Lamb!
Godzilla
Hey Cheezus! I think you needed this.
(Midnight hands the Nightmare in a Jar to Cheezus)
SKREEEEEEEONK!
The Lamb
Perfect. I will need time to make the weapon, but trust me when I say it will be worth it. I will be gone for a bit. I bet Past!Blackheart will have a lot of questions for the many people...
Praise the Lamb!
(Picks up Monolith Shard)
Yo Cheezus, how do I upgrade Meteor Shatterer?
Godzilla
What just happened?
We just beat a giant skull creature by shooting healing magic at it.
So it’s weak to oxymorons?
Trust me, it isn’t.
I don’t know about you guys, but this hero stuff is making me tired.
Yeah, we should head asleep soon.
Edited by GeneralGigan on May 21st 2022 at 1:00:54 PM
SKREEEEEEEONK!
oh hey it's that guy from the thing!
nox.exe has successfully been downloaded.
I did it!
He can, however, feel sad, like when his wife left him.
Good for you.
Now, Cheezus, how do I use these items?
The Lamb
apologies if I missed anything, I was building Midnight's weapon. Naja, just hand me the Meteor Shatterer, I'll take it from there.
Praise the Lamb!
Here ya go!
(Hands it to him)
The Lamb
Perfect. (Sounds of several supernovas)(stock building noises)(God sounds)
Praise the Lamb!
...Is it meant to be glowing white, with the lines now black?
Edited by NajaNerd66 on May 22nd 2022 at 4:43:34 AM
(Naja picks Soul of the Devouror)
Cheezus, What is this?