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Unicorndance Logic Girl from Thames, N.Z. Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Logic Girl
#1: Oct 11th 2021 at 1:20:24 PM

Like, the words that are suggested when you type something into google. I've had plenty of weird ones:

  • Does Morticia Addams... have feet
  • Princess Celestia is... pregnant/the cutest/a banana
  • Why does Fox Mulder sleep on... his window
  • Does Riker... hate O'Brien
  • Help! I accidentally... died
  • Do bacteria p... oop (especially funny because the rest of the search suggestions were cerebral things like "Do bacteria photosynthesise?" and "Do bacteria produce antibodies?")
  • Do cats p... ee (I was trying to find out if they perspired)

For every low there is a high.
ThatOneScrambledEgg The One With the Weirdest Taste in Cartoons from either Chalk Zone or Marzipan City Since: Nov, 2021 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
The One With the Weirdest Taste in Cartoons
#2: Mar 26th 2022 at 9:29:15 AM
WarJay77 It's NaNo, Bay-beeee! (8,356/50,000) from My Writing Cave (Troper Knight) Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love
It's NaNo, Bay-beeee! (8,356/50,000)
#3: Mar 26th 2022 at 12:35:16 PM

Help! I accidentally... Restarted the USSR.

Working on: Author Appeal | Sandbox | Troper Wall
DeepFiemott Since: Mar, 2017
#4: Mar 26th 2022 at 1:58:16 PM

Bill Nye the…Russian spy.

Every schoolyard that watched Bill Nye videos had someone come up with it independently.

Zanreo Gizmondo from Glitch City (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Gizmondo
#5: Mar 26th 2022 at 7:34:18 PM

Do rats... have bones?

My favorite failed console tbh
ThatAsianInTheCorner the biggest hair of all from the corner. read the username, dummy. (Y2: Electric Boogaloo) Relationship Status: Tweaking my holographic boyfriend
the biggest hair of all
#6: Mar 26th 2022 at 8:14:04 PM

When are we going to get... ...hit by an asteroid?

Man, sounds lame compared to the others

Edited by ThatAsianInTheCorner on Mar 26th 2022 at 10:14:13 PM

"...This is too much information for a brain that just wants to visit Planet Tensuns..."
Lushiepop ✦ suspiciously mona-shaped mii ✦ from Anakt Garden Since: Dec, 2021 Relationship Status: I made a point to burn all of the photographs
✦ suspiciously mona-shaped mii ✦
#7: Mar 29th 2022 at 11:20:01 PM

Help! I accidentally... summoned Elmo

this might as well turn into a "help i accidentally" game at this point lol

✦ immerse your soul in love ✦ (they/them)
RacattackForce (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
#8: Mar 30th 2022 at 12:26:11 AM

"Help, I accidentally built a nuke!"

Unicorndance Logic Girl from Thames, N.Z. Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Logic Girl
#9: Mar 30th 2022 at 2:05:43 PM

It's changed now, but a while ago, the search suggestions for "How to tell if somebody needs" were, in order, "a hug", "a friend", "glasses", "a hearing aid", "a nursing home", and finally, "an exorcism".

For every low there is a high.
Lushiepop ✦ suspiciously mona-shaped mii ✦ from Anakt Garden Since: Dec, 2021 Relationship Status: I made a point to burn all of the photographs
✦ suspiciously mona-shaped mii ✦
#10: Feb 2nd 2023 at 6:34:27 PM

Why can... 't ai art draw hands

lol even google's clowning on ai art

[down]fair point ;p

Edited by Lushiepop on Feb 6th 2023 at 10:54:06 PM

✦ immerse your soul in love ✦ (they/them)
plakythebirb The Unwilling Cycle from The Deep South (Handed A Sword) Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
The Unwilling Cycle
#11: Feb 3rd 2023 at 9:31:27 AM

[up]Then again, a lot of us human artists have trouble with hands too.

Welcome To Ideals' World
StewieGriffin34 from Sea ice (Season 2) Relationship Status: Buried in snow, waiting for spring
#12: Feb 3rd 2023 at 11:24:42 AM

  • I eat… poop (seriously, that’s the fourth thing that popped up. Just why?)
  • Why d… id I get married (you should ask a marriage counselor, not a search engine)
  • Is there internet in… Heaven? (I can talk to dead people and I don’t even need an Ouija Board!)

[down]Oh, ok. DuckDuckGo doesn’t mention those things right in the search bar, unlike Google.

Edited by StewieGriffin34 on Feb 3rd 2023 at 4:43:10 AM

He/they | Mostly here on my free days
Twiddler (On A Trope Odyssey)
riptideRuptur Rotom from Ghost Planet (Life not ruined yet) Relationship Status: She does the things you do, but she is an IBM
Rotom
#14: Jul 18th 2023 at 1:44:21 AM

gacha..... heat, followed by a lot of emojis

still bewilders me till this day

Red Oni, Blue Oni, look who's playing guitar-oni (they/them)
punkcrow The horrors persist, but so do I (He/Him) from Northwest Indiana Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: I made a point to burn all of the photographs
The horrors persist, but so do I (He/Him)
#15: Jul 31st 2023 at 10:56:12 PM

"do deer have... antlers"

Was trying to look up if they have whiskers. Other things that came up in the autocomplete were "hooves" and "fur".

Cold turkey's getting stale. Tonight I'm eating crow.
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