Custard freaks out, stumbling backwards while desperately trying to pull the lobster off of their face. They succeed... by the lobster taking their face with them, causing the scene to become pixelated on Knife's end until Custard respawns in the cleaning aisle, face re-attached like nothing ever happened.
"What the fuck"
Edited by CustardAndPie on Nov 10th 2020 at 7:01:52 AM
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying insideThe golem also smacks R3, but doesn't kill him. R3 uses his power that he totally had (it was used in Get That Pizza I swear), harnessing the powers of video games! R3 opens the Meteos box and a bunch of multicolored blocks launch at the golem, severely damaging it.
Edited by R3Ked on Nov 10th 2020 at 5:41:47 AM
Custard grabs some bottles of Pine Sol from the shelves and sneakily pours some of it down several aisles. Their lemony reign of terror isn't done yet.
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside[Cutbug, still lurking in the kitchenware aisle, spots Custard trying to pour Pine Sol on the floor and roundhouse-kicks a toaster into their face.]
A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!R3 dodges it, but it hits his shopping cart, burning about half of the store's stock of Mac-n-cheese. and all the copies of Meteos that he took.
He grabs a baseball bat, runs towards Goose, and swings.
Edited by R3Ked on Nov 11th 2020 at 10:12:02 AM
Tzaoray throws toilet paper at R 3 K.
It might do something.
look at this mom i have a normal signature are you proud of me now mom?Geek threw some tomatoes at both tzaoray and R3Ked out of boredom.
artsy geek | any pronouns | "well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made a very poor career choice."Custard, now with more Pine Sol, runs through the store with a bizarre battle cry as they continue their lemony reign of terror
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside

Custard pops out from a pile of lemons in the produce section holding a kitchen knife. Do they stab a bitch? No...
Next thing Knife knows, Custard squirts lemon juice into her eyes.
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside