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CustardAndPie Oh Captain!~ from in a tank 'bout to steal yo girl Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Remembering what Mama said
Oh Captain!~
#101: Nov 9th 2020 at 7:20:32 PM

Custard respawns behind on the of the checkout counters. They take the money from the cash register before taking the register itself, running through the middle of the store and throwing the register at the nearest person.

Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
AyyBee121 Since: Apr, 2020
#102: Nov 9th 2020 at 7:23:03 PM

Bee respawns back in the toy aisle. He grabs a Kalmah from BIONICLE, in canister, and starts running to Goose.

Edited by AyyBee121 on Nov 9th 2020 at 7:23:23 AM

TalesofUnder Not Sherlock Holmes from 1900s England Since: May, 2017 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Not Sherlock Holmes
#103: Nov 9th 2020 at 7:23:17 PM

(Tales, having survived the barrelsplosion, rushes towards Custard, surfing on a giant barrel fragment through the literal waves of salt.)

“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
GoosefromWikipedia (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded)
#104: Nov 9th 2020 at 7:24:26 PM

Goose opens up a box of Lego bricks and scatters them across the floor.

KungFuCutBug sick down from the bones to the other side from a broken freezer in Hell Since: Feb, 2019 Relationship Status: They're my lobster
sick down from the bones to the other side
#105: Nov 9th 2020 at 7:26:45 PM

fifty-nine, sixty, sixty-one! [Cutbug pockets all but two pairs of scissors and immediately heads to find Goose, two-stepping their way around the Lego brick traps and lunging at him to stab him in both sides of the neck.]

A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!
AyyBee121 Since: Apr, 2020
#106: Nov 9th 2020 at 7:27:17 PM

Since Goose is already dead, Bee shoves the Kalmah down Cutbug's throat. He is clearly in pain from the LEGOs he's stepping on.

Edited by AyyBee121 on Nov 9th 2020 at 7:27:58 AM

CustardAndPie Oh Captain!~ from in a tank 'bout to steal yo girl Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Remembering what Mama said
Oh Captain!~
#107: Nov 9th 2020 at 7:27:19 PM

Custard just turns around and throws the cash register at Tales.

Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
TalesofUnder Not Sherlock Holmes from 1900s England Since: May, 2017 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Not Sherlock Holmes
#108: Nov 9th 2020 at 7:28:23 PM

(Tales attempts a block with his barrel fragment.)

(It doesn’t work, and he is knocked on his ass, now sporting a head wound.)

“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
GoosefromWikipedia (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded)
#109: Nov 9th 2020 at 7:28:58 PM

Goose respawns in the entertainment section. He starts heading towards the auto section.

KungFuCutBug sick down from the bones to the other side from a broken freezer in Hell Since: Feb, 2019 Relationship Status: They're my lobster
sick down from the bones to the other side
#110: Nov 9th 2020 at 7:29:27 PM

[Cutbug begins to choke on the Kalmah and, in a desperate attempt to take their assailant down with her, grabs Bee by the shirt and pushes them onto the Legos and the scissors.]

A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!
AyyBee121 Since: Apr, 2020
#111: Nov 9th 2020 at 7:32:29 PM

Bee screams in agony and has scissors stuck in his back, but he's still alive.

KungFuCutBug sick down from the bones to the other side from a broken freezer in Hell Since: Feb, 2019 Relationship Status: They're my lobster
sick down from the bones to the other side
#112: Nov 9th 2020 at 7:33:50 PM

[Cutbug manages to cough up the Kalmah and takes the opportunity to jab another pair of scissors into the back of Bee's mouth.] maybe this'll shut you up!

A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!
unfortunatezorua from the old, in the new yesterday (Five Long Years) Relationship Status: Wishing you were here
#113: Nov 9th 2020 at 7:34:31 PM

Zorua passes by the prone Cutbug and Bee on the scooter, and pours kerosense on their heads before throwing a lit match over his shoulder.

Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
GoosefromWikipedia (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded)
#114: Nov 9th 2020 at 7:35:23 PM

Goose grabs a tire, puts some oil on it, and whacks it with a baseball bat, sending it rolling throughout the store.

R3Ked uwu'd too hard from Under there! Since: Mar, 2020 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
uwu'd too hard
#115: Nov 9th 2020 at 7:36:39 PM

R3 is still grabbing macaroni and cheese.

tzaoray some guy from somewhere in south korea Since: May, 2020 Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
some guy
#116: Nov 9th 2020 at 10:45:45 PM

Tzaoray grabs all the toilet paper he can in order to create his arsenal.

look at this mom i have a normal signature are you proud of me now mom?
DookieIdiotNimrod Back by Unpopular Demand from An abandoned K-Mart Since: Mar, 2020 Relationship Status: Browsing the selection
Back by Unpopular Demand
#117: Nov 10th 2020 at 4:56:22 AM

Dookie shoots Tzaoray in the face with a Nerf Gun.

And then he finds an actual gun and shoots him in the face with that.

AyyBee121 Since: Apr, 2020
#118: Nov 10th 2020 at 8:56:09 AM

Bee respawns in the outdoor sports section. He grabs a fishing rod and smashes Dookie onto the ground with it.

Edited by AyyBee121 on Nov 10th 2020 at 8:56:28 AM

MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#119: Nov 10th 2020 at 8:59:18 AM

Knife runs into the seafood section. She grabs a tank of water full of lobsters, and runs at Bee, dumping the water and lobsters onto them.

"Looks like you're going fishing!"

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
ElenaOkami Most Anonymous Anon from Everywhere. So everywhere you don’t need a where Since: Jul, 2019 Relationship Status: Singularity
Most Anonymous Anon
#120: Nov 10th 2020 at 11:15:05 AM

Elena proceeds to nuke both Bee and Knife with a paperclips in a balloon

Ever put tea in a coffee mug? Or coffee in a tea mug?
KungFuCutBug sick down from the bones to the other side from a broken freezer in Hell Since: Feb, 2019 Relationship Status: They're my lobster
sick down from the bones to the other side
#121: Nov 10th 2020 at 11:21:25 AM

[Cutbug finds themselves in the kitchenware aisle after aimlessly wandering around the store and dodging incoming chaos for a bit. They linger around the area with the toasters for a bit, trying to formulate a plan.]

A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!
R3Ked uwu'd too hard from Under there! Since: Mar, 2020 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
uwu'd too hard
#122: Nov 10th 2020 at 11:44:20 AM

R3 also formulates a plan in case someone attacks him. He grabs a copy of Meteos from his cart and holds it. It starts glowing. Whatever he's planning, it can't be good... Maybe someone should grab it before something bad happens.

Edited by R3Ked on Nov 10th 2020 at 11:45:32 AM

DookieIdiotNimrod Back by Unpopular Demand from An abandoned K-Mart Since: Mar, 2020 Relationship Status: Browsing the selection
Back by Unpopular Demand
#123: Nov 10th 2020 at 11:45:45 AM

Dookie, who is just out shopping, is hiding in the Women's bathroom, he has no idea that an imposter is pretending to be him.

TalesofUnder Not Sherlock Holmes from 1900s England Since: May, 2017 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Not Sherlock Holmes
#124: Nov 10th 2020 at 3:20:55 PM

(Tales is leisurely carving something out of Play-Doh...)

“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
GoosefromWikipedia (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded)
#125: Nov 10th 2020 at 4:24:24 PM

[Goose heads outside to the Walmart gas station and starts pumping some gas into some empty cans.]


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