[Seeing the knives, Cutbug uses the Wii as a shield—unfortunately, they don't see the barrel coming straight for them, and their cart crashes right into it, sending them launching. They get flattened by another barrel and respawn in the clothing aisle. Seeing this, they laugh.] oh, this is perfect! [They begin rummaging through the clothes...]
A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!(Tales unfortunately rams into a soup can display, which sends him flying out the window. Unfortunately... this Walmart is on the edge of the universe, and he falls to his death.
He respawns in the bathroom.)
Edited by TalesofUnder on Nov 9th 2020 at 3:07:15 PM
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”Knife hops out of the cart at the last minute before it crashes into Bee. She finds herself in the toy department. Thinking quick, they tie a large knife to a pogo stick to make yet another weapon to defend themselves.
They begin running through the store for shelter, and decides to hide in the clothing department.
and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.After some shenanigans in the cooking aisle, Custard loads a shoe into their newly-made makeshift trebuchet. They spot Knife hiding out in the nearby clothing aisle, getting an evil grin as they shoot a shoe at Knife.
Edited by CustardAndPie on Nov 9th 2020 at 9:10:52 AM
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying insideKnife is thrown across the aisle by the velocity of the shoe. Now, where could that have come from?!
They grab their new pogo-stick blade looking for their next target. They happen to find Cutbug.
Of course they threw the shoe! She swings her blade at them with intensity.
and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.Goose makes a single dose of the Perfect Poison and pours it into a needle, stashing it away. He then heads to the clothing section.
[Cutbug manages to put together a Terry Bogard cosplay right as they spot Knife coming into the department, subsequently getting LA CHANCLA'D, and then coming straight for them. N a r r o w l y dodging the pogo-knife, Cutbug counters by punching Knife in the jaw as hard as they possibly can.]
A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!Undeterred by the boot to the head, Custard crawls, hiding behind a rack and watching Knife and Cutbug on the other side. They throw an extra couple of cereal boxes at their ankles before hightailing it to the gaming section.
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying insideCustard turns around and throws another cereal box at Bee before continuing to run
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside[Cutbug gets kicked right into Tales's toilet contraption. Not going down yet, they attempt to pull Tales off of it and run him over with it.]
Edited by KungFuCutBug on Nov 9th 2020 at 10:15:55 AM
A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!Custard, now with head injuries, crawls their way into the paper aisle, ripping open another pack of toilet paper before throwing rolls at anyone daring to come near them.
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside[Somehow the explosion managed to get Cutbug away from Goose's initial attack... but they're dead. When they respawn, they get stabbed again and die of poisoning. They respawn again in the arts and crafts aisle and immediately start hoarding scissors.]
A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!

Bee throws his needles at Goose.