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AyyBee121 Since: Apr, 2020
#76: Nov 9th 2020 at 7:04:03 PM

Bee throws his needles at Goose.

KungFuCutBug sick down from the bones to the other side from a broken freezer in Hell Since: Feb, 2019 Relationship Status: They're my lobster
sick down from the bones to the other side
#77: Nov 9th 2020 at 7:05:40 PM

[Seeing the knives, Cutbug uses the Wii as a shield—unfortunately, they don't see the barrel coming straight for them, and their cart crashes right into it, sending them launching. They get flattened by another barrel and respawn in the clothing aisle. Seeing this, they laugh.] oh, this is perfect! [They begin rummaging through the clothes...]

A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!
TalesofUnder Not Sherlock Holmes from 1900s England Since: May, 2017 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Not Sherlock Holmes
#78: Nov 9th 2020 at 7:07:07 PM

(Tales unfortunately rams into a soup can display, which sends him flying out the window. Unfortunately... this Walmart is on the edge of the universe, and he falls to his death. He respawns in the bathroom.)

Edited by TalesofUnder on Nov 9th 2020 at 3:07:15 PM

“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
GoosefromWikipedia (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded)
#79: Nov 9th 2020 at 7:07:35 PM

Goose starts picking the needles out of himself, hoping that they did not contain anything poisonous.

MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#80: Nov 9th 2020 at 7:08:04 PM

Knife hops out of the cart at the last minute before it crashes into Bee. She finds herself in the toy department. Thinking quick, they tie a large knife to a pogo stick to make yet another weapon to defend themselves.

They begin running through the store for shelter, and decides to hide in the clothing department.

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
CustardAndPie Oh Captain!~ from in a tank 'bout to steal yo girl Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Remembering what Mama said
Oh Captain!~
#81: Nov 9th 2020 at 7:09:28 PM

After some shenanigans in the cooking aisle, Custard loads a shoe into their newly-made makeshift trebuchet. They spot Knife hiding out in the nearby clothing aisle, getting an evil grin as they shoot a shoe at Knife.

Edited by CustardAndPie on Nov 9th 2020 at 9:10:52 AM

Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
R3Ked uwu'd too hard from Under there! Since: Mar, 2020 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
uwu'd too hard
#82: Nov 9th 2020 at 7:09:39 PM

R3 goes back to the food aisle and continues getting more mac.

AyyBee121 Since: Apr, 2020
#83: Nov 9th 2020 at 7:10:31 PM

Bee respawns in the shoe aisle. He grabs a steel toed shoe, runs over to Custard, and wacks them over the head with it.

Edited by AyyBee121 on Nov 9th 2020 at 7:11:47 AM

MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#84: Nov 9th 2020 at 7:11:11 PM

Knife is thrown across the aisle by the velocity of the shoe. Now, where could that have come from?!

They grab their new pogo-stick blade looking for their next target. They happen to find Cutbug.

Of course they threw the shoe! She swings her blade at them with intensity.

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
GoosefromWikipedia (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded)
#85: Nov 9th 2020 at 7:11:41 PM

Goose makes a single dose of the Perfect Poison and pours it into a needle, stashing it away. He then heads to the clothing section.

KungFuCutBug sick down from the bones to the other side from a broken freezer in Hell Since: Feb, 2019 Relationship Status: They're my lobster
sick down from the bones to the other side
#86: Nov 9th 2020 at 7:13:15 PM

[Cutbug manages to put together a Terry Bogard cosplay right as they spot Knife coming into the department, subsequently getting LA CHANCLA'D, and then coming straight for them. N a r r o w l y dodging the pogo-knife, Cutbug counters by punching Knife in the jaw as hard as they possibly can.]

A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!
CustardAndPie Oh Captain!~ from in a tank 'bout to steal yo girl Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Remembering what Mama said
Oh Captain!~
#87: Nov 9th 2020 at 7:13:33 PM

Undeterred by the boot to the head, Custard crawls, hiding behind a rack and watching Knife and Cutbug on the other side. They throw an extra couple of cereal boxes at their ankles before hightailing it to the gaming section.

Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
TalesofUnder Not Sherlock Holmes from 1900s England Since: May, 2017 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Not Sherlock Holmes
#88: Nov 9th 2020 at 7:13:41 PM

(Tales walks out of the bathroom riding on a toilet with wheels, with intent to ram into Cutbug.)

“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
AyyBee121 Since: Apr, 2020
#89: Nov 9th 2020 at 7:14:11 PM

Bee runs after them. "GEEEET BAAAACK HEEEERE!"

CustardAndPie Oh Captain!~ from in a tank 'bout to steal yo girl Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Remembering what Mama said
Oh Captain!~
#90: Nov 9th 2020 at 7:14:52 PM

Custard turns around and throws another cereal box at Bee before continuing to run

Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#91: Nov 9th 2020 at 7:14:56 PM

Surprisingly, Cutbug's sucker punch was enough to get Knife to avoid Custard's cereal boxes. They run at their opponent's face, delivering a ULTRA MEGA KICK before hightailing it to the next department.

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
KungFuCutBug sick down from the bones to the other side from a broken freezer in Hell Since: Feb, 2019 Relationship Status: They're my lobster
sick down from the bones to the other side
#92: Nov 9th 2020 at 7:15:17 PM

[Cutbug gets kicked right into Tales's toilet contraption. Not going down yet, they attempt to pull Tales off of it and run him over with it.]

Edited by KungFuCutBug on Nov 9th 2020 at 10:15:55 AM

A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!
GoosefromWikipedia (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded)
#93: Nov 9th 2020 at 7:16:17 PM

[Goose starts chasing after Cutbug, intending to stab them with the needle.]

MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#94: Nov 9th 2020 at 7:16:26 PM

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Edited by MadameButterflyKnife on Nov 9th 2020 at 10:16:38 AM

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
AyyBee121 Since: Apr, 2020
#95: Nov 9th 2020 at 7:16:30 PM

The cereal box knocks the shoe out of Bee's hand. He picks it back up and starts repeatedly whacking Custard on the head with the shoe.

unfortunatezorua from the old, in the new yesterday (Five Long Years) Relationship Status: Wishing you were here
#96: Nov 9th 2020 at 7:17:22 PM

Zorua pops up from a basket filled with toy balls and yeets a rake into Bee's spine, then leaves the scene on a scooter.

Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
CustardAndPie Oh Captain!~ from in a tank 'bout to steal yo girl Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Remembering what Mama said
Oh Captain!~
#97: Nov 9th 2020 at 7:17:36 PM

Custard, now with head injuries, crawls their way into the paper aisle, ripping open another pack of toilet paper before throwing rolls at anyone daring to come near them.

Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
TalesofUnder Not Sherlock Holmes from 1900s England Since: May, 2017 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Not Sherlock Holmes
#98: Nov 9th 2020 at 7:18:19 PM

(The entire contraption then rams into one of the leftover barrels from Custard’s attack. It shatters, both people get splinters, and salt is everywhere now.)

“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
GoosefromWikipedia (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded)
#99: Nov 9th 2020 at 7:18:51 PM

Goose stabs Cutbug with the Perfect Poison-laden needle.

KungFuCutBug sick down from the bones to the other side from a broken freezer in Hell Since: Feb, 2019 Relationship Status: They're my lobster
sick down from the bones to the other side
#100: Nov 9th 2020 at 7:20:11 PM

[Somehow the explosion managed to get Cutbug away from Goose's initial attack... but they're dead. When they respawn, they get stabbed again and die of poisoning. They respawn again in the arts and crafts aisle and immediately start hoarding scissors.]

A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!

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