Inspired by Jacksfilms’s Yesterday I Asked You series, or YIAY for short. I’m going to ask a Jacksfilms-style question, and other posters must give humorous answers. Tomorrow, I will repeat the question and give my favorite answers. I will then let another poster ask a new question, and the cycle repeats (at least) every day.
If the original poster isn’t available to give their favorite answers, another poster is free to step in and give theirs (barring their own).
I have a question for you. Describe TV Tropes in just 4 words.
Edited by PurpleEyedGuma on Aug 11th 2022 at 10:10:39 AM
I say "screw you" and steal everything the doctor has, besides if it's the last day of earth, I make sure I have to make the best of myself, others be damned.
Long story short: If earth has to end, at least I go out with all I wanted before I perish.
Edited by YourEternalTroper on Sep 1st 2025 at 10:38:12 PM
Matikane Tannhäuser, now departing for the front line! Ei, ei, mun!
Always open to sharing avatars and chatting. Can message me for either. (He/Him) Currently watching: BTAS
Last day on Earth, right? So if I say, move to Mars...
Protection and power are overrated. I think you are very wise to choose happiness and love. Current avatar: Connie"So, when you say "last day on earth", what, exactly, do you mean? Is it "day" as in 24 hours? Or is it until Midnight? Or sunset, even? Day is an ambiguous time unit, and it's really important that you dan't just use it all willy-nilly. Furthermore, "on earth" is kinda ambiguous, do you mean to imply I'd move to Venus? See, semantically your words are..."
And I'd keep going like that until I keel over.
Edited by Marchen on Sep 2nd 2025 at 7:31:16 PM
Read Otr of the Flame (She/Her)...wellll, if i just— *gunshot*
(as a ghost) and now, if you bury me, i'm on earth FOREVER!
Welcome, my little friend! Or should I say...friends?Yesterday I asked you
you are informed that today is your last day on earth. What do you do to the doctor when they tell you?
And I'm starting to realize none of you understand how questions work. But the rules say I have to pick my favorites, so:- "Well, I kill the doctor and turn myself in so I can get given twenty years." From Florien. You see, this is what I wanted!
- "I'm going to make amends, get rid of all my perishable foods, and then go to bed, might as well go peacefully if I can choose." From Weirdguy 149. It's boring. But I'll allow it!
- "Last day on Earth, right? So if I say, move to Mars..." From Myskywarm. That's not how you're supposed to play the game.
- "...wellll, if i just— *gunshot*
(as a ghost) and now, if you bury me, i'm on earth FOREVER!" From Eisner. ...That's the correct awnser.
Anyway, today we learned that none of you understand hypotheticals. Good night.
Arson!This September night
There's one thing I ask of you
Write me a haiku
Read Otr of the Flame (She/Her)I asked yesterday
For you to write me haikus
Here are your answers:
Word word word word word word word
Word word word word word
Word.
Here is my haiku
Hope you like it
It's a bit confused
But it captures the spirit
That I do respect
俳句を書けば
いいんだよ
日本語がわかりません
ちよつと待つてくだ さい
英語でお願いします
This is really fucking hard.
Eat this haiku, bitch.
It's a little dry
But it's rich in umami
I'd give it five stars
-BackSet1
I like your spirit
But in your haste you forgot
A single mora
Nothing can go wrong today...
How'd that moose get there?
I am lost for words
My haiku do nothing here
Guess I'll have to quit...
Read Otr of the Flame (She/Her)Hey all, Scott here! Y'know, people don't get that anymore. Combining the words "Scott", "All", "Hey", and "Here"... just doesn't connect with modern word hearers.
Change up the first four words I say to everybody to be understandable to more people!
Welcome, my little friend! Or should I say...friends?

I'll fill our pockets with candy and jump out the window with him. ¡Viva piñata!