.EXE ~ A Virus Containment Game

   "...are we even in America?"   

Shafaqat listens to the upside man and proceeds to wonder why God was making him experience this

Do you have a log of usernames and passwords of people that logged on recently? Or IP tracing?

* Waves her arms around, but uses one to scratch her head *

   "Nope, they've been lost to the virus already. The entire supercomputer's frozen, stuck on that unknown entities screen."   

Look, wherever we are. If we can't find out how to stop this nasty little bug, then we can at least try to find out what it does. What's it tryin' to do?

   "Alright. I won't punch the supercomputer. But we gotta be careful! The intruder could be anyone! Or anything..."   

Ikei eyes another potted plant in the lounge. He immediately kicks it as hard as he can, breaking it.    "Don't worry! This one's safe!"   

   There's impostors among us, surely! They may be disguised as some of us! We must be afraid of them without fearing them, for fear will doom us all, and might even bring us our doom!   

perhaps its trying to kill us.

i've seen my fair share of ludicrous deaths and i'd be not surprised if this supercomputer reached out to me and crushes me, killing me instantly.

So it's a killin' machine, eh? Not my first rodeo...

   "I don't know what the virus does for sure, since it just y'know appeared all of a sudden, but whoever uploaded it here mustn't have good intentions."    [The Admin glares.]    "I hope I don't get demoted for this tomfoolery..."   

   "And please refrain from breaking any more potted plants! I paid out of my own pocket for those!"   

Frankie tries to wrap a tentacle around the potted plant to keep it from breaking

Who knows, we might need this...

Akari and Nene scream.

" There's an impostor?!" Akari says.

" But who is it?" Nene says.

Shafaqat responds to the Admin

   You paid for those plastic piss magnets?   

we gotta protect the potted plant. it is the 16th person that was brought here to fix this mess. ™.

So, Admin, how did you notice the intrusion?

Well, it’s only the first day, we have no leads....

   "We need to find that impostor!"    Ikei slams the table dramatically.    "Dr. The Admin! Did you see anyone around you when you saw the error message?!"   

" Engineer, over here," Nene Amano calls.

" Can we help you?" Akari Hinomoto adds.

   "They're not plastic, they're rubber. Plastic doesn't even grow on plants."   

   "Anyways... I was trying to upload some data from a recent experiment, and then all of a sudden the computer started flashing that screen. I was the only one in the basement, as far as I'm aware. And no, I'm not the one who implanted the virus, that would be stupid."   

it must be the plant them. get them, boys

   But there could also be more than one impostor, in fact, they could number up to two or more! What if everyone is an impostor disguised as one of us?   

“ I don’t think it’s the plant, plants don’t have a brain.”

a red orb matarlizes into the room.

"So having troubles with viruses?"

Do we know who... or what... the virus came from?

   "Dr. The Admin, were there any plants in the basement?"