The mustached man lands feet first on the left wall.
So, these anarchists, these nihilists, they want us to stand around and let them pick us off with their members planted within our ranks. Scoundrels, all of them! WE WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS! Will we? NO! We will find those they planted within our ranks, we will capture them, and no one will have to end up like poor Garfield ever again!
Now, I will do my presidential Duty and inspect these rooms they don't want us to go into!
>Inspect the off-limits room on the first floor
Y’ALL! SLOW THE FUCK DOWN!!
A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!"I didn't leave," says the bob-haired person of mysterious and indistinct gender. "This 'Virus Fragment' stuff... have you considered solving your problems in a more peaceful fashion?"
Suddenly I'm... still rotating Fallen London in my mind even though I've stopped actively playing it.[Hercules has already stormed off in an annoyed huff towards the second floor.]
A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!Annoyed at the host's unceremonious departure, Micha stands up and floats up the stairs to explore the area.
Suddenly I'm... still rotating Fallen London in my mind even though I've stopped actively playing it.Slowly, the fox gets to her feet.
> Explore the basement. She doesn't have the energy to move further away.
Hail majestic corporate light, heaven born and ever bright!The Storage Room
As a bunch of you examine the storage room, you notice that it seems to be filled with various items you'd expect to find in a storage room. Boxes, more boxes, a watering can, a pile of construction material, and another pile of what seem to be body bags. Huh.
and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised....Eh, whatever, I'll see what I can do, I've got all night to process this shit.
>Go to storage and look through one of the boxes
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside

I bet you 1 dollars I will die first
Kumatora needs to be appreciated more. Appreciate her.