Out comes Big Smoke's entire order... as if it was done at the fast food restaurant that was closest to the machine's physical location. The large soda might be Pepsi.
I insert the Biometal Model A and a Mega Man X7 DVD disc... that's lit on fire.
Edited by leafsaber47 on Jan 21st 2024 at 8:42:43 AM
"You can't spell 'Wario' without 'war'."You get a Blu-Ray of Bolt.
I insert a nuclear warhead
Edited by TheOther36 on Feb 8th 2024 at 2:57:28 AM
When darkness meets the light, this is what it sounds like!You get the entire city of Nagasaki crashing down on your head.
I insert a bag of Snackoos. Orcus on His Throne will always be my pet peeve.
You get a bag of Chipster-brand "Freeky Fries" chips.
I insert a miniature, inanimate replica of SCP-173.
Half of all vending machines across the universe crumbled into dust, and the Infinity Stones are destroyed.
(One "Part Two" movie about using quantum physics-based time travel to bring back all the vending machines later)
I insert a my Original Character.
You get a soda-machine-sona
I insert every SiIvaGunner rip
There's nothing you or I can do, so let the stars fall.You get a gun made of pure silver, plus silver bullets. All the werewolves are shaking and crying rn.
I insert a white lotus Pai Sho tile.
Trope Editor (he/him)You get a BLACK lotus Pai Sho tile.
I insert the Alternate Marksman Revolver, hoping to Rescue It From The Scrappy Heap.
It spits out the Default Marksman revolver... and the Alternate Piercer... and the Alternate Marksman with a sticky note stuck on it that reads "learn quick weapon switching noob"
I insert the AWP into the machine. (Pleasegivemethechromecannonskinpleasegivemethechromecannonskinpleasegivemethechromecannonskin)
You get a gold cannon skin. Close enough?
I insert the only known snippet of "Everybody Knows That" alongside a piece of paper saying "Full song please"
He/Him | Elsewhere (2017)Out comes COD:BOCW's Hand Cannon. You could shoot down a plane with this!
I insert an empty can of beer I found on the sidewalk.
The vending machine shoots the Death Star's laser at you, it flies through the wall and hits the moon. I doubt that will have any lasting consequences.
I insert a map of the surface of Mars
There's nothing you or I can do, so let the stars fall.You get a Queen Tyr'anhee costume.
I insert an Octobrush and a mason jar full of severed fingers, which according to the label on it, belongs to Korone Inugami.
Edited by leafsaber47 on Feb 9th 2024 at 11:45:08 AM
"You can't spell 'Wario' without 'war'."

You get a note telling you to get with the times.
I insert a disc for Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas into the machine.
And also, that’s- Sarcasm