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ZeTropeGuy999 Cyn from Uzi’s tail (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: In bed with a green-skinned space babe
Cyn
#1926: Jan 21st 2024 at 10:09:23 AM

You get a note telling you to get with the times.

I insert a disc for Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas into the machine.

And also, that’s- Sarcasm
leafsaber47 Hm? Am I late? from post-apocalyptic world (Not-So-Newbie) Relationship Status: Robosexual
Hm? Am I late?
#1927: Jan 21st 2024 at 3:50:55 PM

Out comes Big Smoke's entire order... as if it was done at the fast food restaurant that was closest to the machine's physical location. The large soda might be Pepsi.


I insert the Biometal Model A and a Mega Man X7 DVD disc... that's lit on fire.

Edited by leafsaber47 on Jan 21st 2024 at 8:42:43 AM

"You can't spell 'Wario' without 'war'."
KaabiiFan13 Since: Apr, 2022
#1928: Feb 7th 2024 at 9:21:39 PM

A very large, very hot blast of fire comes out of the machine

I insert a DVD of American Dog

TheOther36 What It Sounds Like!Huntrix from Namsan Tower, Seoul Since: Apr, 2022 Relationship Status: Wanna dance with somebody
What It Sounds Like!Huntrix
#1929: Feb 7th 2024 at 10:57:17 PM

You get a Blu-Ray of Bolt.

I insert a nuclear warhead

Edited by TheOther36 on Feb 8th 2024 at 2:57:28 AM

When darkness meets the light, this is what it sounds like!
RWBYraikou888 The Undercover Troper from The Kingdom of Atlas Since: Aug, 2020 Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
The Undercover Troper
#1930: Feb 8th 2024 at 12:01:41 AM

You get the entire city of Nagasaki crashing down on your head.


I insert a bag of Snackoos.

Orcus on His Throne will always be my pet peeve.
Janker72 Since: Mar, 2023 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
#1931: Feb 8th 2024 at 1:20:38 AM

You get a bag of Chipster-brand "Freeky Fries" chips.

I insert a miniature, inanimate replica of SCP-173.

Cordite-455 (Troper Knight) Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
#1932: Feb 8th 2024 at 1:23:35 AM

Out comes an lifelike but thankfully inanimate stature of SCP-173.


I insert my airsoft Hi-Capa 5.1.

Edited by Cordite-455 on Feb 8th 2024 at 6:23:43 PM

clemont107 Taunie from Lumiose City, Kalos (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Taunie
#1933: Feb 8th 2024 at 7:05:11 AM

You get an AK-47.

I insert a failing grade.

"Great, now this gal named Dawn is stalking me and complaining about no Sinnoh Megas! It's getting on my nerves!" - Taunie
Unicorndance Logic Girl from Thames, N.Z. Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Logic Girl
#1934: Feb 8th 2024 at 1:35:46 PM

You get a textbook.


I insert a pretzel.

For every low there is a high.
Privilege A Boring Person Since: Oct, 2014 Relationship Status: 700 wives and 300 concubines
A Boring Person
#1935: Feb 8th 2024 at 3:57:14 PM

You get yoga lessons.

I insert the T Vtropes forums.

LadyBlackwood The show must go on from Wouldn't you like to know? Since: Jun, 2023 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
The show must go on
#1936: Feb 8th 2024 at 6:37:16 PM

You get forum games.


I insert an old flip phone.

Cordite-455 (Troper Knight) Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
#1937: Feb 8th 2024 at 6:37:24 PM

You get a smartphone.


I insert my old broken GPU.

Edited by Cordite-455 on Feb 8th 2024 at 11:58:26 PM

clemont107 Taunie from Lumiose City, Kalos (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Taunie
#1938: Feb 8th 2024 at 6:41:39 PM

You get a shiny, high-end supercomputer-level GPU for free.

I insert the Infinity Gauntlet.

"Great, now this gal named Dawn is stalking me and complaining about no Sinnoh Megas! It's getting on my nerves!" - Taunie
KaabiiFan13 Since: Apr, 2022
#1939: Feb 8th 2024 at 9:28:51 PM

Half of all vending machines across the universe crumbled into dust, and the Infinity Stones are destroyed.

(One "Part Two" movie about using quantum physics-based time travel to bring back all the vending machines later)

I insert a my Original Character.

PROPLAYEN The Dreamer from Whitespace Since: Jan, 2023 Relationship Status: A gay little love melody
ClancyGardener life is a state of mind from 53 miles west of Venus Since: Jun, 2020 Relationship Status: Can't buy me love
#1941: Feb 9th 2024 at 12:29:34 AM

You get a gun made of pure silver, plus silver bullets. All the werewolves are shaking and crying rn.


I insert a white lotus Pai Sho tile.

Trope Editor (he/him)
Janker72 Since: Mar, 2023 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Cordite-455 (Troper Knight) Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
#1943: Feb 9th 2024 at 2:09:59 AM

It spits out the Default Marksman revolver... and the Alternate Piercer... and the Alternate Marksman with a sticky note stuck on it that reads "learn quick weapon switching noob"


I insert the AWP into the machine. (Pleasegivemethechromecannonskinpleasegivemethechromecannonskinpleasegivemethechromecannonskin)

StarManatee Peter Igloo killed Ben Quadinaros? from The house in the ocean Since: Jun, 2023 Relationship Status: Oh my word! I'm gay!
Peter Igloo killed Ben Quadinaros?
#1944: Feb 9th 2024 at 2:11:50 AM

You get a gold cannon skin. Close enough?

I insert the only known snippet of "Everybody Knows That" alongside a piece of paper saying "Full song please"

He/Him | Elsewhere (2017)
clemont107 Taunie from Lumiose City, Kalos (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Taunie
#1945: Feb 9th 2024 at 6:46:34 AM

You get the entire remastered deluxe version of the song.

I insert a fax machine.

"Great, now this gal named Dawn is stalking me and complaining about no Sinnoh Megas! It's getting on my nerves!" - Taunie
HacksAndSlash Emilé from Saving the world Since: Jun, 2023 Relationship Status: Whoa, they're bisexual! I didn't know that!
Emilé
#1946: Feb 9th 2024 at 6:48:22 AM

You get a 50-pack of letters and pre-paid stamps.

I insert a Desert Eagle Pistol

"Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it"
Cordite-455 (Troper Knight) Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
#1947: Feb 9th 2024 at 7:10:43 AM

Out comes COD:BOCW's Hand Cannon. You could shoot down a plane with this!


I insert an empty can of beer I found on the sidewalk.

LadyBlackwood The show must go on from Wouldn't you like to know? Since: Jun, 2023 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
The show must go on
#1948: Feb 9th 2024 at 7:17:37 AM

You get a beer bottle.


I insert the Death Star plans

PROPLAYEN The Dreamer from Whitespace Since: Jan, 2023 Relationship Status: A gay little love melody
#1949: Feb 9th 2024 at 8:28:48 AM

The vending machine shoots the Death Star's laser at you, it flies through the wall and hits the moon. I doubt that will have any lasting consequences.


I insert a map of the surface of Mars

There's nothing you or I can do, so let the stars fall.
leafsaber47 Hm? Am I late? from post-apocalyptic world (Not-So-Newbie) Relationship Status: Robosexual
Hm? Am I late?
#1950: Feb 9th 2024 at 8:44:51 AM

You get a Queen Tyr'anhee costume.


I insert an Octobrush and a mason jar full of severed fingers, which according to the label on it, belongs to Korone Inugami.

Edited by leafsaber47 on Feb 9th 2024 at 11:45:08 AM

"You can't spell 'Wario' without 'war'."

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