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KungFuCutBug sick down from the bones to the other side from a broken freezer in Hell Since: Feb, 2019 Relationship Status: They're my lobster
sick down from the bones to the other side
#51: Sep 24th 2020 at 5:58:35 AM

you get JOHN CENA

yeah I know he's not a heel wrestler shush


I insert a credit card (not mine, obviously)

A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!
madface7 Kuma appreciation gang from a Since: May, 2019 Relationship Status: I LOVE THIS DOCTOR!
Kuma appreciation gang
#52: Sep 24th 2020 at 6:25:12 AM

You get a credit card (yours, obviously.) How it escaped your wallet is anyone's guess.

I insert a loaf of banana bread

Kumatora needs to be appreciated more. Appreciate her.
PointMaid Since: Jun, 2014
#53: Sep 24th 2020 at 6:31:00 AM

You get a sound file playing 'Mmmm, mmmm!'. The Magical Soda Machine was really hungry after all this work and thanks you.

I insert a tube of chapstick.

pikafan Dragon Of The Month: Apollyon Monkart (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
Dragon Of The Month: Apollyon Monkart
#54: Sep 24th 2020 at 6:45:04 AM

You get a bottle of sunscreen

I insert Garfield the cat

JFlynn03 The WereCleaner Since: Nov, 2019 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
The WereCleaner
#55: Sep 24th 2020 at 7:02:11 AM

You get the reddit thread Im sorry jon.

I put in a copy of Tetris and Dr. Mario.

“Don’t ask what happened during my job.”
Starbug Men of Letters Field Agent from Variable (Seven Years' War) Relationship Status: What is this thing you call love?
Men of Letters Field Agent
#56: Sep 24th 2020 at 7:07:54 AM

You get a DVD of Under The Red Hood.

I put in a picture of Rik Mayall.

I’ve faked death under many names. Carswell; Trelawney; Marcato; Haddo; Gallion; Felton; Riddle…
Risdio51 The Unknown Pleasure they were talking about from that exit they call Paradise Since: Jun, 2019 Relationship Status: Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun
The Unknown Pleasure they were talking about
#57: Sep 24th 2020 at 7:41:45 AM

You get his autograph I guess, I have no clue who that is.

I insert a bottle of Mountain Dew.

I can't say goodbye to yesterday…
TheWhistleTropes janet likes her new icon. Since: Aug, 2015 Relationship Status: In Lesbians with you
janet likes her new icon.
#58: Sep 24th 2020 at 7:42:49 AM

You get a puddle of Mountain Dew.

I insert my hand.

she/her/they | wall | sandbox
Superjohn Muscle witch from Tokyo Empire Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Muscle witch
#59: Sep 24th 2020 at 7:46:08 AM

You get a clone of yourself.

I insert Excalibur.

"Give our Captain back, you jerks!"
ArmoredFury Kirby's Dream Land (1992) from a land embraced by the sea, loved by the heavens (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: I like big bots and I can not lie
Kirby's Dream Land (1992)
#60: Sep 24th 2020 at 7:46:56 AM

You receive Rhongomyniad.


I insert my head.

Nothing seems to have changed. But perhaps one day it will.
Risdio51 The Unknown Pleasure they were talking about from that exit they call Paradise Since: Jun, 2019 Relationship Status: Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun
The Unknown Pleasure they were talking about
#61: Sep 24th 2020 at 7:48:39 AM

You get a new brain.

I insert a picture of Kaworu

[down] YES

Edited by Risdio51 on Sep 24th 2020 at 10:54:41 AM

I can't say goodbye to yesterday…
unfortunatezorua from the old, in the new yesterday (Five Long Years) Relationship Status: Wishing you were here
#62: Sep 24th 2020 at 7:53:21 AM

You get a body pillow.

I insert a giraffe costume.

Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
madface7 Kuma appreciation gang from a Since: May, 2019 Relationship Status: I LOVE THIS DOCTOR!
Kuma appreciation gang
#63: Sep 24th 2020 at 7:55:41 AM

The soda machine turns from red-colored to a giraffe spot pattern.

I insert another Magical Soda Machine

Kumatora needs to be appreciated more. Appreciate her.
ArmoredFury Kirby's Dream Land (1992) from a land embraced by the sea, loved by the heavens (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: I like big bots and I can not lie
Kirby's Dream Land (1992)
#64: Sep 24th 2020 at 8:01:58 AM

You triggered a paradoxical causal loop, trapping the Magical Soda Machines in an infinitely-long chain of events where a the machines are being inserted to one another without end. There is no hope of escape.


I insert a coin on a string, then pull it back out.

Nothing seems to have changed. But perhaps one day it will.
Superjohn Muscle witch from Tokyo Empire Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Muscle witch
#65: Sep 24th 2020 at 8:03:31 AM

It fires a bag of nickels at your groin. Repeatedly.

I insert a Jo Jo manga.

"Give our Captain back, you jerks!"
JFlynn03 The WereCleaner Since: Nov, 2019 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
The WereCleaner
#66: Sep 24th 2020 at 8:07:02 AM

You get a DVD of the anime adaptation.

I put in Hoo Hoo.

M__a__y__o.

Edited by JFlynn03 on Sep 24th 2020 at 9:07:46 AM

“Don’t ask what happened during my job.”
madface7 Kuma appreciation gang from a Since: May, 2019 Relationship Status: I LOVE THIS DOCTOR!
Kuma appreciation gang
#67: Sep 24th 2020 at 11:27:31 AM

You get a chicken nuggie.


I insert a powedered wig

Kumatora needs to be appreciated more. Appreciate her.
WarJay77 It's NaNo, Bay-beeee! (10,238/50,000) from My Writing Cave (Troper Knight) Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love
It's NaNo, Bay-beeee! (10,238/50,000)
#68: Sep 24th 2020 at 11:41:17 AM

You get a gavel and a judge's robe.


I insert Soda Machine

Working on: Author Appeal | Sandbox | Troper Wall
MetalMichelangelo Since: Nov, 2012
#69: Sep 24th 2020 at 12:01:43 PM

Soda prices everywhere have been reduced.

I insert the krabby patty secret formula.

Superjohn Muscle witch from Tokyo Empire Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Muscle witch
#70: Sep 24th 2020 at 12:05:21 PM

You get Krabby Patty.

I insert a Yu-Gi-Oh deck.

"Give our Captain back, you jerks!"
JFlynn03 The WereCleaner Since: Nov, 2019 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
The WereCleaner
#71: Sep 24th 2020 at 12:15:43 PM

You get The Abridged Series.

I put in Proton Jon.

“Don’t ask what happened during my job.”
MetalMichelangelo Since: Nov, 2012
#72: Sep 24th 2020 at 12:18:13 PM

You get a soundtrack of every pun Chuggaaconroy's ever made.

I put in Monopoly play money.

MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#73: Sep 24th 2020 at 12:20:44 PM

You get a card reading "Go to jail. Do not collect $200."


I put in a pair of headphones.

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
madface7 Kuma appreciation gang from a Since: May, 2019 Relationship Status: I LOVE THIS DOCTOR!
Kuma appreciation gang
#74: Sep 24th 2020 at 2:13:33 PM

You get a pair of Air Pods.


I put in a cup of puddin'.

Edited by madface7 on Sep 24th 2020 at 4:13:43 AM

Kumatora needs to be appreciated more. Appreciate her.
MetalMichelangelo Since: Nov, 2012
#75: Sep 24th 2020 at 2:48:36 PM

You get yogurt.

I put in a ring from Sonic.


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