Magical Soda Machine

You get a trashbag

I insert a Scorbunny.

A actual bunny comes out.

I insert a steel chair.

Edited by Superjohn on Sep 23rd 2020 at 5:14:26 AM

"So I'm going to be a hero. I'll make that money...So that my mom and dad can have easier lives!"

You get a chunky steel table.

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I insert a clam.

My favorite sci fi enemies are the giant sexy depressed women

You get oyster juice with oyster crackers for free!

I insert a lime

I can't say goodbye to yesterday…

You get Limeade.

I put in a "BNA Zero: The Animals That Can't be Brand New" Manga

King Dedede: Kirby, Why in all of Dreamland, did you fart in ma direction?

You get a DVD of the anime adaptation.

I insert a DVD of A Goofy Movie.

You receive Series 3-5 of Red Dwarf.

I insert both a flour and a corn tortilla.

Now, I'm going to ask you that question once more. And if you say no, I'm going to shoot you through the head. - John Cleese

You receive some bread and some popcorn.

I insert a Beatles White Album CD.

You get a voice that just says "NUMBER NINE NUMBER NINE" repeatedly.

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I insert a wooden cross.

My favorite sci fi enemies are the giant sexy depressed women

The machine temporarily acts like a jukebox and starts playing the songs on the album.

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I insert some beeswax.

Current Project: Incorruptible Pure Pureness

You get some bees that automatically sting you

I insert a DVD of PJ Masks

You get anything that’s not PJ Masks because it’s not a good show.

I insert a copy of Shin Megami Tensei Strange Journey

I can't say goodbye to yesterday…

you get a free copy of the SMT Nocturne remaster! and it has the Dante DLC already on it! lucky you!

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I insert a snowflake

A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!

You get blasted by a snowstorm from the machine.

I insert a GI Joe action figure.

Edited by Superjohn on Sep 23rd 2020 at 9:00:08 AM

"So I'm going to be a hero. I'll make that money...So that my mom and dad can have easier lives!"

You receive an Action Man figurine.

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I insert SCP-294.

Behind them is darkness full of peril, and in front of them are scheming wolves, apes, tigers, and leopards, waiting to plunder victory.

You cause the machine to malfunction

I insert a Groudon

Edited by pikafan on Sep 23rd 2020 at 7:07:09 AM

You get kyogre

I insert A Jar of Dirt

King Dedede: Kirby, Why in all of Dreamland, did you fart in ma direction?

you get a vial of iron dust

i insert the "no you dont mean it" note

I look to the stars... but that's mostly because there isn't anything else interesting

You get an "Are you kidding me" note.

I insert Scrooge McDuck's #1 Dime.

You get another identical dime, but it's not the #1 Dime, so does it matter?

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I insert a snowball.

Current Project: Incorruptible Pure Pureness

You get a snowcone

I Insert the “are you kidding me note”

Edited by Immortalartisan on Sep 23rd 2020 at 10:52:59 AM

I look to the stars... but that's mostly because there isn't anything else interesting

You get the You Have GOT to Be Kidding Me! trope.

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I insert my homework.

Edited by madface7 on Sep 24th 2020 at 7:33:54 AM

Kumatora needs to be appreciated more. Appreciate her.

You recieve your homework, fully graded. You got a 75%. Solid C.

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I insert a watermelon.

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.

You get a horse sized watermelon.

I insert a machete.

Edited by Superjohn on Sep 24th 2020 at 7:36:39 AM

"So I'm going to be a hero. I'll make that money...So that my mom and dad can have easier lives!"

You get a machine gun

I insert an Incineroar