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KaabiiFan13 Since: Apr, 2022
#2851: Jul 6th 2025 at 10:03:22 AM

You get something else.

I insert nothing.

Negacube Since: Nov, 2018 Relationship Status: Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun
#2852: Jul 6th 2025 at 11:10:00 AM

You get an overwhelming feeling of emptiness.

I insert an ostrich.

BlankBlankness Since: Aug, 2023
#2853: Jul 6th 2025 at 11:38:03 AM

You get an elephant bird. That's an extinct species of ratite bird that was related to ostriches, emus, cassowaries, rheas, and the moa.

I insert a bombshell from the Vietnam War.

Vrei să pleci dar nu mă, nu mă iei / Nu mă, nu mă iei, nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei / Chipul tău și dragostea din tei / Mi-amintesc de
DeadlyEspresso Louisiana Heartstopper from your local Popeyes Since: Apr, 2023
Louisiana Heartstopper
#2854: Jul 6th 2025 at 11:55:38 AM

You get a sexy Vietnamese woman. Sadly, she only speaks Vietnamese. Good luck understanding her true motives.


I insert a Peking duck into the Magical Soda Machine.

I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...
Unicorndance Logic Girl from Thames, N.Z. Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Logic Girl
#2855: Jul 6th 2025 at 3:30:11 PM

You get a live duck.


I insert some frogspawn.

For every low there is a high.
pyromancingsandwich RAM Day 8: Taco from Yoyleland (Green Sprout) Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
RAM Day 8: Taco
#2856: Jul 6th 2025 at 5:13:03 PM

You get a frog army.

I insert a gallon of melted Tropeium.

Trying out Random Avatar Month (Main interest: Objectified)
KaabiiFan13 Since: Apr, 2022
#2857: Jul 6th 2025 at 7:11:09 PM

The machine solidifies your Tropeium and returns it to you

I insert all of Reddit

FireArrowEightSeventy The murderer. 🗾🇯🇵 from John Gutter Since: Apr, 2024 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
The murderer. 🗾🇯🇵
#2858: Jul 6th 2025 at 7:48:33 PM

You get every subreddit installed to your brain.


I insert a Subscribe button.

Character in Avatar: Shouki Naifunage, OC. She has killed at least 99 people. I'm a man. NEW ADDITION TO AVATAR: COUNTRY FLAGS
BlankBlankness Since: Aug, 2023
#2859: Jul 6th 2025 at 8:27:39 PM

You get 10 million subscribers.

I insert a car engine.

Vrei să pleci dar nu mă, nu mă iei / Nu mă, nu mă iei, nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei / Chipul tău și dragostea din tei / Mi-amintesc de
HacksAndSlash Emilé from Saving the world Since: Jun, 2023 Relationship Status: Whoa, they're bisexual! I didn't know that!
Emilé
#2860: Jul 6th 2025 at 8:32:17 PM

You get back the same engine, but every component has been replaced with a similar but not identical replacement.


I insert a 5 1/4 inch floppy disc (the actually floppy kind)

"Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it"
Negacube Since: Nov, 2018 Relationship Status: Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun
KaabiiFan13 Since: Apr, 2022
#2862: Jul 8th 2025 at 3:39:20 PM

You find yourself being transported to a Spencer's.

I insert a brick for a joke.

cornyfield256 about to kidnap from Yoshi's Island Since: Dec, 2022 Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
about to kidnap
#2863: Jul 8th 2025 at 3:46:59 PM

It spits the Brick back.


I insert a [nja] into the machine.

Hot take: I actually like Yoshi's New Island and it's soundtrack.
redfoxlol hi guys it's me epic from the robloxer from somewhere, probably Since: Oct, 2024 Relationship Status: Barbecuing
hi guys it's me epic from the robloxer
#2864: Jul 8th 2025 at 3:56:38 PM

The brick disappears. It will probably return late- wait...


I insert Vi's Beemerang into the machine.

nonexistant roblox randomizer game my beloved
DeadlyEspresso Louisiana Heartstopper from your local Popeyes Since: Apr, 2023
Louisiana Heartstopper
#2865: Jul 8th 2025 at 4:00:11 PM

You get a bee costume. Don't put it on... or you will become a bee.


I insert a Kasane Teto plushie into the Magical Soda Machine.

I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...
Negacube Since: Nov, 2018 Relationship Status: Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun
#2866: Jul 8th 2025 at 5:24:22 PM

You get a Neuro-sama keychain figure.

I insert an M-LOK rail.

OopityDoop Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol from your imagination (Y2: Electric Boogaloo) Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol
#2867: Jul 11th 2025 at 9:27:51 AM

You get bullets. To the face.


I insert a printout of Shoop Da Whoop.

"Do you want to be the guy who pokes landmines for a living?" ~some guy in my dreams
DeadlyEspresso Louisiana Heartstopper from your local Popeyes Since: Apr, 2023
Louisiana Heartstopper
#2868: Jul 11th 2025 at 11:07:47 AM

The Magical Soda Machine smites you with a ray of light. Womp womp...


I insert a trumpet into the Magical Soda Machine.

I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...
BlankBlankness Since: Aug, 2023
#2869: Jul 11th 2025 at 11:44:21 AM

You get a trombone.

I insert a cactus fruit.

Vrei să pleci dar nu mă, nu mă iei / Nu mă, nu mă iei, nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei / Chipul tău și dragostea din tei / Mi-amintesc de
SoaringEagle A figment of your imagination from A dream you had (Troper Youngling) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
A figment of your imagination
#2870: Jul 11th 2025 at 1:37:27 PM

you get a can of cactus juice! it’ll quench ya! nothing’s quencier! it’s the quenchiest!


i insert the feather of an owl

hit me up on MSN messenger! ;D
Unicorndance Logic Girl from Thames, N.Z. Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Logic Girl
#2871: Jul 11th 2025 at 2:22:16 PM

You get the rest of the owl.


I insert a lighter.

For every low there is a high.
DeadlyEspresso Louisiana Heartstopper from your local Popeyes Since: Apr, 2023
Louisiana Heartstopper
#2872: Jul 11th 2025 at 2:22:54 PM

You get a Molotov Cocktail.


I insert 1 orange.

I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...
Negacube Since: Nov, 2018 Relationship Status: Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun
#2873: Jul 11th 2025 at 4:48:33 PM

You get a Harvey Wallbanger cocktail.

I insert some circumstantial evidence.

OopityDoop Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol from your imagination (Y2: Electric Boogaloo) Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol
#2874: Jul 12th 2025 at 12:35:13 PM

You get a binder filled with irrefutable evidence and a lawyer.


I insert the following emojis: 👨‍🦲🐈🐾🌳

"Do you want to be the guy who pokes landmines for a living?" ~some guy in my dreams
leafsaber47 Hm? Am I late? from post-apocalyptic world (Not-So-Newbie) Relationship Status: Robosexual
Hm? Am I late?
#2875: Aug 24th 2025 at 3:31:07 PM

You get a baby stuck up a tree. Oh no!


I insert a can of Heartpour and a Arcanine plush.

"You can't spell 'Wario' without 'war'."

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