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SmilyTrope112 The ViDuck from The Quack Seas Since: Aug, 2020
The ViDuck
#1: Sep 5th 2020 at 5:04:02 AM

Basically put, this is a Just for Fun game where we enact a rap battle against our fellow tropers. The rules are:
* Make sure your posts are rap-styled ones.

  • The aim is to send some diss raps against others, but keep it to Just for Fun levels.
  • No need to wait for someone to launch some diss raps against you - It's a free for all, now right?
  • If anyone's caught being discriminatory, they WILL be yeeted.
  • Bumps don't count as part of a rap verse - Their only purpose is self-explanatory.
Now that that's out of the way, let me start us off:

SoaPuffball, what a joke.
Can't even tie a rope.
You say woosh memes are ded?
All you throw are purple inbreds!
So try to keep victory near,
when I happen to be here.
I'll be holding the golden medal
while all you have is a Broken Pedestal!

Edited by SmilyTrope112 on Sep 5th 2020 at 1:40:37 PM

SmilyTrope112 The ViDuck from The Quack Seas Since: Aug, 2020
The ViDuck
#2: Sep 5th 2020 at 6:02:44 AM

bump post - not counted as part of the rap battle.

SoaPuffball the purplest heart-thrower from Liamson Since: Aug, 2016 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
the purplest heart-thrower
#3: Sep 5th 2020 at 7:25:33 AM

i'm very new to the forums, how do i already have a mention

Ah yes, Smiley Trope One Hundred Two,

How about I talk about you?

I'm the only puffball of my kind,

One hundred of you, you've very unique mind!

And neither can you spell correctly,

The b's capitalized imperfectly.

Plus, hearts aren't actually all I throw!

My namesake's crystals too, so stay low!

now aka Melecie | So that's what they do. They shine their lights at the other lighthouses, and at me.
SmilyTrope112 The ViDuck from The Quack Seas Since: Aug, 2020
The ViDuck
#4: Sep 5th 2020 at 7:36:22 AM

Of course I can play the Limbo game,

You just make it sound extra lame.

Spelling's not a concern of mine anyway,

So why complain about it all day?

Plus why try using Pokémon against me,

I've been playing those games since Gen Three!

And if you say there's me times a hundred,

Then that damage multiplier's something to dread!

SmilyTrope112 The ViDuck from The Quack Seas Since: Aug, 2020
The ViDuck
#5: Sep 7th 2020 at 11:44:22 AM

Seems like I'll hafta take this onto someone else,
Because there's still plenty more on this bookshelf.
So next on my list is Purple Eyed Guma.
This'll be so easy, you'll literally be The Goomba.
Which means this'll be over in a flash,
As I make my way out with a dash!
So why don't you do us both a favour
and keep to the side, since this meal has a bland flavour!

Florien The They who said it from statistically, slightly right behind you. Since: Aug, 2019
The They who said it
#6: Sep 7th 2020 at 12:43:23 PM

Looks like I'm gonna have to strike pre-emptively!
I'll claim that this war crime was committed Defensively.
Listen here, Smiley, your word choice? Sad.
Your rhymes are a stretch! (At rapping, you're bad.)
Your syllable count is non-compliant!
You'd be much better off if you just stayed quiet!
I'm typing these lines to cause your fall,
I'm a Jack of All Trades, AND a master of all!

SmilyTrope112 The ViDuck from The Quack Seas Since: Aug, 2020
The ViDuck
#7: Sep 7th 2020 at 12:51:50 PM

A pre-emptive strike just shows weakness,
You're someone who wishes an end to their existence,
So keep on the sidelines
While I bust some badass rhymes,
Since you showed up too early,
Then why don't I show you my negativity!
Since you asked for it so nicely
By showing up pre-emptively!

Edited by SmilyTrope112 on Sep 7th 2020 at 8:57:52 PM

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