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Meanwhile, Bluethorn is just relaxing on the beach and enjoying the summer weather.
"When you have a shitton of money, robbing places isnt necessary but I say fuck it! You only live once..Or multiple times in my case" MMJ waves away her bodyguards and they leave with the Ferrari
"Yeah, sure. We were just about to hold up a gas station with palm fronds. Get in my car. Here."
Knife hands Cutbug a palm front from a random tree.
[Cutbug grabs the palm frond and gets in the car, a noticeably bright glimmer of excitement in their eyes.]
Kay dives into Knife's car through an open window. "I'm ready!"
Edited by KingOfStickers on Aug 4th 2020 at 6:59:25 PM
We cut to about ten minutes later. Knife's shitty pickup truck is playing near-unlistenable punk music as it barrels down the beachfront, swerving around beachgoers.
"Let's pour one out for shortcuts! Fuck roads!" She stabs the roof of her car with a switchblade.
Kay is hanging over the window in the front seat, trying not to get carsick. "Can we play other musiic~?"
MMJ puts her head and almost all of her body out the window "WHOOOO!"
"Well, Kay, if you have any better music, which I doubt, play it!"
Kay grabs out a disc titled "WEEB TRASH".
The first song that comes on is this.
The car is now bouncing around to the beat of this song, while tourists and beachgoers flee in fear. Knife sticks her head out of the window. "Out of the way!"
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Edited by MadameButterflyKnife on Aug 4th 2020 at 2:18:05 PM
[Cutbug is casually French-girl-posing on top of Knife's car. How they haven't gone flying yet is beyond me.]
Joshua, tired of the expensive prices on everything, has decided to move all the way to Florida. What he doesn't know is that Florida is a weirdness magnet central. Whether you take pity on this idiot is up to you, but you should know that Joshua is a huge idiot for moving to Florida instead of moving to somewhere more sane.
Anyways, a moving truck with a paleish-tan young adult arrives in Florida. As expected, he's staring at his phone to pass his time. His mother keeps an eye on him like a hawk.
"Florida, huh? Isn't that the State with the swamps and Disney World?"
As if on cue, Knife's pickup truck crashes into the moving truck.
"Aw, SHIT! Fuck!" She sticks her head out the window. Josh and his mom see this young woman with brown skin, narrow black eyes, and a pink and blue mohawk, while holding a machete, wave at them. "Hey! Uh, your truck's blocking the road", she says, oblivious to the fact that her chaotic swerving seemed to have gone out of the way to crash into the moving van.
Edited by MadameButterflyKnife on Aug 4th 2020 at 8:59:45 AM
[Cutbug, still unmoved even despite the car crashing, waves casually at Josh. They're a young black person with feminine proportions; vitiligo; long, puffy, tangled pink hair; and pink eyes. And they're holding a palm frond.]
MMJ, due to having half of her body out the window, got thrown out of the car at the crash, falling on another car and breaking it's roof with a loud THUD
"I'm alright! Perks of being high all the time and basically being unable to die for real! Can someone pick me up though?" The two year old drug empress asks
In a bit of Cali luck, both Joshua and his mom survive the car crash. Boy, those West Coast folk are tenacious, aren't they?
Despite his injuries, Joshua helps up MMJ after waving at Cutbug and Knife. Such a good boy will help anyone in their time of need, won't they?
"It's fine," cheerfully replies Josh. "I'll treat you guys to some fast food. How about some Carl's Jr?"
His mom corrects him. "It's called Hardee's around here."
Edited by josh6243 on Aug 4th 2020 at 6:35:58 AM
"Ooh, yes! I'm starvin'!" [Cutbug hops off the roof of Knife's car, then looks at their palm frond confusedly.] "Um... what should I do with this while we're eating?"
Knife gets out of her car and picks up MMJ by her feet. "I could use some Hardees. Just got back from a morning run, I'm starving," convinently omitting the fact that she was chasing the pet gators of government officals.
"Uh, just leave the palm fronds in my car," she says to Cutbug.
Edited by MadameButterflyKnife on Aug 4th 2020 at 9:20:17 AM
"Yeah, I'll take a break from, uh, 'experimenting' for Hardee's" Custard says, wearing a Miami Dolphins jersey with teal dolphin shorts and some flip flops.
And so, Joshua and his mom lead the others over to the Carl's Jr. Hardees with his map. For some reason, a crapton of mosquitoes sting the hell out of Joshua. That fresh Californian blood must be quite exotic to them.
Joshua's mom laughs at his plight until the mosquitoes sting her as well. Karma is a bitch, isn't it?
In any case, Joshua and his mom order a Baby Back Rib Burger. Wasn't that discontinued a while back? In Florida, bringing back old menu items for a day or two is normal around here.
Edited by josh6243 on Aug 4th 2020 at 7:00:26 AM
Behind the counter at Hardee’s, the gang finds Lindo, the last shred of enjoyment gone from her lifeless eyes. She wears her uniform over her palm tree shirt.
“Oh, hey guys. Got an emergency shift call from the Hardees folks. Meaning, instead of downing fried gator, I am here now. But my three husbands, one wife, and maritally unified gorilla can hold down the fort. I mean, sounds good. Your orders will be ready in a little bit.”
Edited by Lindo-Honorindo on Aug 4th 2020 at 6:47:34 AM
MMJ says "Wheee" as she's carried and tried to get on a seat with difficulty "Do you have High chairs for toddlers?"
"Alright. Give me two large fries. And I mean the two large fries, not the hundreds of tiny ones in two boxes you gave me last time."
“Of course. YOU HEAR THAT, SLUDGE MACHINE GUY?! REAL FRIES THIS TIME!” Lindo calls out behind her. “Also, if you want a high chair, you’ll have to fish one out from the Kids’ Emporium.”
Edited by Lindo-Honorindo on Aug 4th 2020 at 6:52:03 AM
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