8. Awkward Paul Rudd cameo to capitalize on his Colbert Bump of the original.
10. There is an awkward 20 minute staring contest.
Edited by Ordeaux26 on Jul 23rd 2021 at 7:59:49 AM
1. The rings Superman flies through are so small, he can barely go through them
Edited by MatthewLMayfield on Jul 23rd 2021 at 10:01:12 AM
2. There's like 100 types of rings with weird rules and stuff, and you're forced to memorize all of them. (Rings that shoot you forward uncontrollably, "fake rings" you need to avoid, rings that are throwing missiles at you, etc.)
I made my username back in 2009 when I had no idea how capitalization/camel case worked. That's why it's in all lower case.3. It's even buggier than Cyberpunk 2077 and Sonic 2006 combined. Over half of the bugs crash the console and you have to do lots of rebooting.
Edited by Cutegirl920fire on Jul 23rd 2021 at 11:46:14 AM
CG for short8. Before every stage is an unskippable 2D animated cutscene that looks like it came straight out of Hotel Mario or The Legend of Zelda CD-i Games. And by "looks like it came straight out of" I mean in some cases they straight-up poorly pasted Superman over Mario/Link/etc. Every ring stage starts with the exact same cutscene, too, dragging the game out even longer.
I made my username back in 2009 when I had no idea how capitalization/camel case worked. That's why it's in all lower case.10. And you can only walk and jump in the game. You can fly but only if you pick up power-ups that last a limited time so you can fly through the rings.
4. The movie’s written by JJ Abrams, Chuck Wendig, and Rian Johnson. Abrams and Johnson take potshots and try to retcon each other out while Wendig have every sentence end in a fart.
I got spurs, that jingle-jangle-jingle!10. The vision Anakin sees in Naboo shows Shmi getting raped by Sand People and after Anakin wakes up, he see his boner.
Dragonball Evolution I assure you, I'm perfectly trustable person

7. Subliminal advertising of the brands that appear in the film in every single scene telling you to buy their products.