Space Plant Magic: A Discount SU Text Adventure

> It's Audrey II from Little Shop of Horrors. Better deal with this pronto before it convinces the unwary to give it blood.

> It's a direct ripoff of Mecha-Flowey from Undertale.

> It's the giant bee. Cilan looks for one of mom's old weapons to fight back.

> Morio, a giant wearing ragged jester's clothes. Armed with a sword resembling a white rose, and wolf-like in appearance, he is dangerous in his "Wildcard" nature. Cilan looks for one of his mother's old weapons to fight back.

> It's Audrey II from Little Shop of Horrors. Better deal with this pronto before it convinces the unwary to give it blood.

> It's a direct ripoff of Mecha-Flowey from Undertale.

(OOC Note: Okay, Giant Bee is going to be for another episode (don't worry, 9kk1), but for this one, let's combine the other options.)

Cilan sees a giant plant-shaped mecha wearing very colorful jester's clothes (whom the BPs told him that his name was Morio) and decides to look for one of his mom's old weapons, the titular Glimmer Glow Bow while the girls try to do their best to destroy him.

But, where is the Bow? How will Cilan get it? Does his dad do anything aside of preparing to get the van and drive away?

> The Bow's in dad's basement. Dad, meanwhile, prepares a speech that uses a meatloaf analogy.

seconding this one

> The Bow's in dad's basement. Dad, meanwhile, prepares a speech that uses a meatloaf analogy.

Cilan is on dungeon mode! Get the flashlight, get the helmet, and off to the basement we go! While your aunts are still fighting a weird plant mecha trying to destroy the city outside and you dad is preparing a speech with a meatloaf analogy that doesn't really seem to be good while starting the van.

Any important stuff that Cilan sees in the way while trying to get the Bow? Important photos, or other weapons, or anything?

>Nasty bugs crawling out of the shadows. When was the last time our dad cleaned this place?

>He sees a photo of his mom drunk at the Christmas party years ago

>The bugs steal the picture. Now Cilan must choose to follow the bugs or keep looking for the bow.

> Keep searching for the Bow.

>Nasty bugs crawling out of the shadows. When was the last time our dad cleaned this place?

>He sees a photo of his mom drunk at the Christmas party years ago

>The bugs steal the picture. Now Cilan must choose to follow the bugs or keep looking for the bow.

> Keep searching for the Bow.

(OOC: Well, actually, plants can't get drunk and alcohol damages them. Let's just assume that Petunia wanted to see if she could do that and got sick.)

No time to get that photo, we need to get the Bow! The Bow is beautifully purple and around the size of Cilan, so he grabs it along with the quiver with four arrows and runs out, gets into his dad's van and begins to get nearer Morio the plant mecha.

What happens next? Is Cilan unable to shoot the arrows until the last one? Does he run out of arrows and shoots a log instead? Or he uses his flower powers and turns out Heart Is an Awesome Power?

> He runs out of arrows, so he tries the log, but the log doesn't even leave a scratch on Morio, so he uses his flower power instead.

> I'll second that.

> Summon your plant powers in a cool way, like snapping fingers.

>He uses his plant powers to ensure that the last arrow hits. It bounces about the environment like a pinball before sticking the monster.

> He runs out of arrows, so he tries the log, but the log doesn't even leave a scratch on Morio, so he uses his flower power instead.

> Summon your plant powers in a cool way, like snapping fingers.

>He uses his plant powers to ensure that the last arrow hits. It bounces about the environment like a pinball before sticking the monster.

Cilan runs out of arrows because they all hit different places and it's too late to get them back, so he tries a log, but it doesn't work.

Cilan doesn't understand that snapping his fingers is not going to make his powers appear, but he does that. But thankfully, while panicking, his dad uses the meatloaf analogy speech and motivates Cilan, causing his powers to work and for flowers to grow inside the mecha, breaking it, and it falls down onto the hot dog stand.

How does the episode end?

> Cilan invites the BPs for meatloaf and hotdogs.

> His dad says that was great, and he's proud. But now that he has his power, Cilan needs to be able to control it. He needs training.

> Just before the episode ends and the credits roll, Morio's hand clenches into a fist...

Edited by dvorak on Jul 12th 2020 at 1:46:17 AM

> Cilan, his dad, and the Botanical Plants steal the hot dogs. And the hot dog cart.

> Cilan invites the BPs for meatloaf and hotdogs.

> His dad says that was great, and he's proud. But now that he has his power, Cilan needs to be able to control it. He needs training.

> Just before the episode ends and the credits roll, Morio's hand clenches into a fist...

> Cilan, his dad, and the Botanical Plants steal the hot dogs. And the hot dog cart.

(OOC: Guys, the hot dog stand has been crushed under Morio. No hot dogs for you.)

While Cilan and his dad eat the meatloaf and talk about how he needs training for his powers, the Botanical Plants start cleaning up the city and nobody notices Morio's hand clenched into a fist.

Episode 3: Sandwich Knapsack

Forest City, State of Baltimore, USA.

What is Cilan doing now? Where is he? Are there any other characters with him? If so, give them a line or two of description. Two adjetives will be fine too.

> He's packing his knapsack for everything he needs for his next adventure.

> He's also listening to classical music. It initially sounded like fancy trash to them, but it quickly grew on them.

> He's packing his knapsack for everything he needs for his next adventure.

> He's also listening to classical music. It initially sounded like fancy trash to them, but it quickly grew on them.

Yay adventure! Yay new sandwich-shaped knapsack! Yay everything while Vivaldi's Winter is playing in the background!

Cilan's going on a mission to restore an ancient temple with the ancient Moon Goddess Figure, worshipped back when the Florians believed in the mysticism in the duality of nature with their sun and moon. Now, as Dandelion told him, the worship is different, but they are not going to talk about that now.

What's Cilan packing in his knapsack? Does he remember to bring the Moon Goddess figure?

(OOC: Please let him bring it, I'm interested on the worldbuilding I'm making.)

> But Thou Must! bring the Goddess! Also, he packs camping tools and dad's favorite food: meatloaf!