What comes up
Step 6: do the thriller dance over the pizza Yoinkers corpses.
"So I'm going to be a hero. I'll make that money...So that my mom and dad can have easier lives!"
State of Mind
Step 7. Start a zombie pop music group.
"What a century this week has been." - Seung Min Kim
Step 8. Get sued by the estate of Micheal Jackson for ripping of Thriller.
some guy
Step 9. Con your way out of it.
look at this mom i have a normal signature are you proud of me now mom?
What comes up
10. Somehow get control of Michaels estate.
"So I'm going to be a hero. I'll make that money...So that my mom and dad can have easier lives!"
11. Dump your expensive drinks in the pool.
some guy
12. Get caught by the government
look at this mom i have a normal signature are you proud of me now mom?
What comes up
13.: Win trial despite the odds.
And that was" how to be a smooth criminal"
Edited by Superjohn on Oct 29th 2020 at 5:30:12 AM
"So I'm going to be a hero. I'll make that money...So that my mom and dad can have easier lives!"
Hello? Hello, hello?
Step 1: Find a Halloween costume
artsy geek | any pronouns | "well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made a very poor career choice."
WOOOOOOW
Step 2: Settle for a bootleg version of the one you want
My favorite sci fi enemies are the giant sexy depressed women
Kuma appreciation gang
Step 3. cut holes in it and become the ghost
Kumatora needs to be appreciated more. Appreciate her.
What comes up
Step 4: get attacked by the Ghostbusters.
"So I'm going to be a hero. I'll make that money...So that my mom and dad can have easier lives!"
AKMU
Step 5: sue the ghostbusters
Kuma appreciation gang
step 6: GHOSTBUSTERS, ARE BACK IN TOWN, YOU NEED TO PEE, THAT IS SO CRAZY, WHAT THE FUCK, YOU NEED TO PEE, CALL THE GHOSTBUSTERS, THEY EXTRACT IT!
YOU NEED TO TAKE THE PEE.... CRAZY GHOST PEE PEE? THAT IS INSANITY!
THE GHOSTBUSTERS USE THEIR MACHINE TO HOOK IT UP TO YOUR DICK
WHAT? IT HURTS? WELL THEY USE IT TO EXTRACT GHOSTS IN YOUR BLADDER, I HAVE TO GO NOW BYE
Kumatora needs to be appreciated more. Appreciate her.
some guy
Step 7: Briefly comment on the W T Fness of the 6th step.
Edited by tzaoray on Oct 31st 2020 at 11:49:08 PM
look at this mom i have a normal signature are you proud of me now mom?
some guy
Step 0: BUMP THE THREAD
look at this mom i have a normal signature are you proud of me now mom?
What comes up
Step 8: finally go trick or treating.
"So I'm going to be a hero. I'll make that money...So that my mom and dad can have easier lives!"
The World's Least Powerful Man
Step 9: Extort candy from strangers with threats of pranks if they don't cough up.
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
Step 10: Bribe random strangers with your new truckload of candy into robbing banks for you.
Step 11: Use the money from the bank job to buy more candy.
What comes up
Step 12: eat a bunch of candy, then throw up.
"So I'm going to be a hero. I'll make that money...So that my mom and dad can have easier lives!"
An eagle
Step 13: Go to the hospital after that because the candies are poisonous, only to die and become a ghost
And this is "How to have an ass-kicking Halloween"
Just an eagle. (Feel free to PM me if you want to talk to me).
Title
Step 1: Become morbidly obese.
Ok bitch it's Weezer and it's Weezy
Step 2: Become a comedian.
Step 5: Fend off pizza-yoinkers.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.