"The Dentist": "This iz WOLLY INACCURATE! You do NOT eat spiders in your SLEEP! You must eat dem LIVE! WHILE AWAKE!!!"
Oh, not again! I’ve went through this already!
(Coyote holds a sign that says: "Don't know, but it looks tasty.")
(Sorry for the Toilet Humor, but I couldn't resist intentionally reducing the number of fatal events in the HGS to make sure something ridiculous happened)
"Oh, did I win?"Greg Hoffman: "Ah yes, awkward high school yearbook photos."
<< Well, that’s certainly an interesting analogy. Probably not one I’d use often, though. >>
I will never get tired of watching Home Alone or its sequel.
Is that so? As you should know well, severe cranial trauma is almost assuredly fatal as it directly impacts the neurological centers that regulate our bodily functions, not to mention the resulting catastrophic blood loss, but there are very rare cases where the victim survives. Not unscathed, of course — even the most minor brain damage can have debilitating impact that last for a lifetime.
If the person depicted here is still alive, then I would be delighted to talk with him! ...Assuming he still has the faculties needed to hold a conversation.

That little guy really thinks he can run as fast as Sonic, huh? Must be a fan of him.