"I just got chased off a building by a damn babe...." Tiga yells into the frenzied air at the anonymous voice
"Whatever comes out of this place ain't going out without a bullet to the head!"
One day you're here, baby / And then you're gone.....
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"Bingo. I guess that's the thing you're looking for."
> Ready my parasol just in case
"Shall we cut to the chase and engage combat or devise a plan?"
Protection and power are overrated. I think you are very wise to choose happiness and love. Current avatar: ConnieDixon crashed into a veranda toward the bottom of one of the buildings after the Lamb of God struck him through the apartments’ wall. He looked at his chassis’ center as he got up, noting that the lower half of the cracked panel on his chest had fallen off entirely from the goat’s blow. His interior wasn’t completely exposed yet — there was still a layer of carbon fiber underneath, keeping the network of wires inside him from the elements, but it wasn’t something he was going to want to go without for long.
Priorities were elsewhere, though, and he had a feeling that even a hardy pair of fists wasn’t quite gonna be enough to nail this thing. He noticed the bruised fellow not far from him, throwing a skyward scream about a baby.
They looked at each other for a beat. “Sup,” the robot said.
> Search for a weapon, makeshift or otherwise
Edited by Tre on May 29th 2020 at 7:01:47 AM
oh, that's why I need this binary mind // ⌘
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"Maybe we could try long range attacks and wear it down slowly. We might need to move a lot if we're doing that though so it won't easily pinpoint our location."
Protection and power are overrated. I think you are very wise to choose happiness and love. Current avatar: ConnieTiga looks at the machine, utterly bemused as to why it's here, but considering everything else that he has seen; Tiga simply responds:
"Aye"
Edited by Baisteach on May 29th 2020 at 3:56:22 AM
One day you're here, baby / And then you're gone.....Simultaneous ditching. I can't believe it.
>Dodge the kick; I deserved that last one, I guess, but I'm not starting another fight—we're not getting anywhere with this, and I tell Yao that.
"You know what? Fine. Level this entire place, for all I care." I throw my hands up in utter exasperation. "But if you're going to get yourself or anyone else here pointlessly killed, do it somewhere else."
>Leave him behind in the temple and look for what caused the sonic boom, to some degree of reluctance.
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?Current Encounter: The Lamb of God
Tiga (Baisteach)'s roll: 6
A set of smaller tendrils emerge from your gut and grab hold of the rock, pulling it into your body. The thing's pretty big though, and now it's giving you a real nasty stomachache.
ROLL TO DODGE THE PAIN: 5
You try to ignore the stomach pain while you try to process what the fuck just happened, all the while limping away from the Lamb of God.
Dave (Bobthedeadguy)'s roll: 2+1+1=4
Roll for damage: 4
Lamb of God's HP: 86/100
You throw your knife at the Lamb of God. It flies true, sinking deep into its hide. The Lamb bleats in pain, but can't seem to find where the knife came from. Nice!
Something massive flies over your head, and you come to discover that the girl behind you has thrown an entire speaker at the Lamb. The Lamb then responds in kind, utterly stomping her into the ground.
Melody (Tabby Girl 4)'s roll: 3
Roll for damage: 2
Lamb of God's HP: 84/100
You shout profanities at the Lamb while your throw a massive speaker at it. Unfortunately, it seems a bit too heavy for you to throw properly, and it merely bounces off the Lamb's leg. It seems to get its attention, though. The Lamb comes charging towards you, rearing its front legs upward...
ROLL TO DODGE THE LAMB'S CLOVEN HOOVES: 1
Roll for damage: 1+6+6+1=14
Your HP: 36/50
You get thoroughly stomped by the beast, suffering a good deal of damage.
Cordelia (Custard and Pie)'s roll: 5!!!
Roll to dodge: 2 (oof)
Roll for damage: 6+5=11!!!
Roll for self-damage: 6 (ouch)
Lamb of God's HP: 73/100
Your HP: 32/50
You cast an eldritch blast at the Lamb of God. It seems you're still getting a handle on controlling your own magic, but the blast does its job - hitting the lamb for massive damage. Unfortunately, its attention is now on you. It lowers its horns and comes charging!
ROLL TO DODGE THE LAMB'S BLESSED HORNS: 4
You use your witchy magic to sidestep it easy, sending it crashing into a nearby tree, which promptly gets stuck in its horns and becomes uprooted when it raises its head.
You notice Kate running away from the battle.
Dan (johannes4123)'s roll: 6-1+1=6!!
Roll for damage: 6+4=10
Lamb of God's HP: 63/100
You pick up the guitar and smash it directly into a zombie's head, which goes flying straight onto the Lamb and splats all over its pure white fleece. You do this a couple times, but on the last one, you swing a little too hard, and your guitar goes flying along with the head. Whoops.
What's worse, the Lamb's attention is now on you.
ROLL TO DODGE THE LAMB'S BLESSED HORNS: 3
Roll for damage: 5
Your HP: 45/50
You opt to avoid damage by facing it head-on. As soon as the Lamb reaches you, you jump up and grab onto its horn. This seems to work, at least until it flips its head upwards and sends you flying through the air. Fortunately, you manage to land on its soft woolen back, avoiding any serious damage.
You've earned the achievement: In Over Your Head
Unfortunately, as soon as you land, the Lamb gets his with some sort of charm spell, which you catch wind of too.
ROLL TO DODGE THE FAERIE CHARM: 1
You are promptly charmed, and find your legs moving without you, slowly leading you towards the edge of the Lamb's back...
ROLL TO DODGE THE FALL: 2
Roll for damage: 2+3+5=10
Your HP: 35/50
You land hard on the ground, your body filled with pain. At the least, the pain seems to have shaken you out of it, and you're no longer under the effect of the Faerie Charm.
Pontius (Taco Badger)'s roll: 2+1=3
You shout out your encouragements, though only a few fighters seem to hear it, and your insult, which the Lamb does hear. Its ears twitch and you can see it shrink just a little, but it's hardly noticeable. Though its head turns to you, it can't seem to find the source of the insult.
Aisling (Aveyond)'s roll: 6
The Lambs roll to resist: 6
You fire your spell at the Lamb, but it looks like you overshot it again. Not only does the Lamb seem fully resistant to it, but it also looks like you've forced some poor sap to take a nosedive off its back. That's gotta hurt.
What's worse, it seems like your spell has sent the Lamb on a rampage. It starts leaping across the area, stomping around everywhere....
Dixon (Tre)'s roll: 3
You search around your immediate surroundings, but don't find much. There's a lot of chairs you could throw, or even a table you could use as a bludgeoning weapon. Apart from those, you also find an absolutely mangled guitar and a pair of disembodied zombie arms.
It looks like someone's gotten the Lamb into a frenzy.
Valse (Myskywarm) and Linhan (JTTW Lover)
Valse, you ready your parasol, but you're not at close enough range yet to use it. Just in case, thought.
Linhan's roll: 4
Roll for damage: 2
Lamb of God's HP: 61/100
Linhan, you cast your spell at it, but it seems to deal very little damage. Perhaps it might deal more if you get closer? Though that, of course, would be very dangerous, seeing as it's now going into a frenzy.
Kate (Elena Okami)'s roll: 3
You try to stay out of the battle and search for the bezoar. You spot a man retrieving a big nasty rock from a mailbox - could that be it? Unfortunately, he seems to absorb it into his own body. Gross!
"Um, Kate," Greed says nervously. "You did say they come from goats, right? Well... That monster is a goat..."
Area-Wide Event (Housing District / Waterfront Park)
A failed spell seems to send the Lamb of God into a frenzy, leaping and stomping everywhere and destroying public property. It hoofbeats shake the very ground itself, toppling trees and small buildings. Everyone caught in the area takes damage.
Roll for damage: 4+4+4+6=18
Dave's HP: 18/50
Melody's HP: 18/50
Cordelia's HP: 14/50
Dan's HP: 17/50
Pontius's HP: 27/50
Aisling's HP: 32/50
Dixon's HP: 33/50
Kate's HP: 32/50
Tiga's HP: 0/50
Valse and Linhan take no damage as they are stationed far away and above ground level.
As for Tiga, he collapses on the ground, the last of his health and energy exhausted.
ROLL TO DODGE DEATH: 2
(dont worry, the way i've handled death is basically identical to DND; you need three successes to stabilize, or three failures to properly die. you can do it i believe in you)
His body seems to be holding onto its last legs, but it's unsure for how long. However... Something strange seems to be happening to his Sin.
The Sin of Sloth suddenly moves for the first time. Its eyes look wet and full of tears. It lowers its head and sobs, but after a few moments, it seems to grow bigger... and scarier...
When it lifts its head up, it now appears as a horrific, monstrous sloth, with black eyes dripping black tears, a mouth full of wicked sharp teeth, and massive arms fitted with enormous claws. It lets out a pained roar at the Lamb of God, before charging toward it.
The Sin of Sloth has revealed its true form: The Sin of Despair!
Baisteach, you can control the Sin of Despair until you either stabilize or die.
Chinatown
Frank (Playing_with_boy)
You run out of the temple and find all your stuff thrown all over the floor. Your phone is buzzing like crazy, and you have 50 unread messages from Greed.
BRO, he says.
IT'S THERE
YOUR TASK
IT'S RIGHT THERE
GO CAPTURE IT BEFORE THEY KILL IT
WHERE TF ARE YOU DUDE
You look around. There's a huge, massive goat towering over the skyline in the housing district.
Yao (Tales of Under)'s roll: 3+1+1=5
Reiss (unfortunatezorua)'s roll to dodge: 3
Roll for damage: 5
Reiss' HP: 45/50
Reiss, you block the kick but still get hit pretty bad. Regardless, you shrug it off and tell him off for being an impulsive fool.
You leave him behind and leave the temple. You spot Frank gathering his stuff off the ground. Over in the housing district, you can see a huge, massive goat towering over the city skyline. You're not sure if that's what caused the boom, but you're fairly certain you've found your target.
On your next turn, you'll be at the Lamb of God battle.
Temple Hill
Ivory (Eevee Girl Chey)
You exit the temple and find yourself on a large hill, lined with temples devoted to various gods and goddesses. You immediately spot a young man with a large gun strapped to his back, running towards the area south of you, where a huge, massive goat is towering over the city skyline.
You don't suppose he needs help?
Edited by Afterwards on May 29th 2020 at 1:02:57 PM
she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster"I guess you're right. But then again, we can just get it from that dead guy over there. Not the first time I've done something similar" I tell Greed while trying to not show as much fear and as I'm feeling.
> Eat some random herbs and try to remove the bezoar (?) from Tiga
Ever put tea in a coffee mug? Or coffee in a tea mug?eldritch kaiju sloth noises
> Beat the Lamb of God like that bitch stole something
One day you're here, baby / And then you're gone.....>Sing that Led Zeppelin Song that you don't know the name of but it was in Thor: Ragnarok.
Edited by TabbyGirl4 on May 29th 2020 at 5:10:58 AM
"I'm Mary Poppins, Y'all!" - Yondu,2017After lifting himself from the underside of a tree (and noting the back panel of his that had snapped off along the way), Dixon fixes his gaze on the patio nearby, making an effort to grok the weight of the table and chairs. Not ideal, but. Desperate times, desperate measures.
> Grab the table and go for the head
Edited by Tre on Jun 8th 2020 at 5:28:48 AM
oh, that's why I need this binary mind // ⌘"Well, if that shit's gonna hurt... why not do the same to him?"
>Grab a large fallen branch and try to stab the Lamb's eyes out
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
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> Look for any sharp objects to cut myself with
Protection and power are overrated. I think you are very wise to choose happiness and love. Current avatar: Connie

"Yes, of course. Alright. We'll deal with this, and then, we'll discuss why you're here."
>Fly up, and begin flyting the Lamb of God, all the while encouraging those fighting it.
"Come now, fighters! I'm sure you can deal with these measly little lamb. It might be big, sure, but the bigger they are, the smaller I can get them, trust you me. And uh, you have weird eyes, you big goat!"
Huzzah