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TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#201: May 28th 2020 at 2:55:27 PM

"Yes, of course. Alright. We'll deal with this, and then, we'll discuss why you're here."

>Fly up, and begin flyting the Lamb of God, all the while encouraging those fighting it.

"Come now, fighters! I'm sure you can deal with these measly little lamb. It might be big, sure, but the bigger they are, the smaller I can get them, trust you me. And uh, you have weird eyes, you big goat!"

Huzzah
Baisteach Root of Star from Relationship Status: Brian Tyree Henry Since: Dec, 2019
Root of Star
#202: May 28th 2020 at 3:01:47 PM

"I just got chased off a building by a damn babe...." Tiga yells into the frenzied air at the anonymous voice

"Whatever comes out of this place ain't going out without a bullet to the head!"

One day you're here, baby / And then you're gone.....
Myskywarm Always open to sharing avatars and chatting. Can message me for either. (He/Him) Currently watching: BTAS from Ee-arth (Troper Knight) Relationship Status: Wishing you were here
Always open to sharing avatars and chatting. Can message me for either. (He/Him) Currently watching: BTAS
#203: May 28th 2020 at 8:10:49 PM

"Bingo. I guess that's the thing you're looking for."

> Ready my parasol just in case

"Shall we cut to the chase and engage combat or devise a plan?"

Protection and power are overrated. I think you are very wise to choose happiness and love. Current avatar: Connie
Tre could be worse from the front to the back, that's where I was at (Unlucky Thirteen) Relationship Status: Singularity
could be worse
#204: May 28th 2020 at 9:41:49 PM

Dixon crashed into a veranda toward the bottom of one of the buildings after the Lamb of God struck him through the apartments’ wall. He looked at his chassis’ center as he got up, noting that the lower half of the cracked panel on his chest had fallen off entirely from the goat’s blow. His interior wasn’t completely exposed yet — there was still a layer of carbon fiber underneath, keeping the network of wires inside him from the elements, but it wasn’t something he was going to want to go without for long.

Priorities were elsewhere, though, and he had a feeling that even a hardy pair of fists wasn’t quite gonna be enough to nail this thing. He noticed the bruised fellow not far from him, throwing a skyward scream about a baby.

They looked at each other for a beat. “Sup,” the robot said.

> Search for a weapon, makeshift or otherwise

Edited by Tre on May 29th 2020 at 7:01:47 AM

oh, that's why I need this binary mind //
JTTWlover Heya there! I'm West. from Chinese Heaven Since: Mar, 2018 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Heya there! I'm West.
#205: May 28th 2020 at 11:29:01 PM

"What plan do you have?"

"We should be careful in this."

If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
Myskywarm Always open to sharing avatars and chatting. Can message me for either. (He/Him) Currently watching: BTAS from Ee-arth (Troper Knight) Relationship Status: Wishing you were here
Always open to sharing avatars and chatting. Can message me for either. (He/Him) Currently watching: BTAS
#206: May 29th 2020 at 12:41:57 AM

"Maybe we could try long range attacks and wear it down slowly. We might need to move a lot if we're doing that though so it won't easily pinpoint our location."

Protection and power are overrated. I think you are very wise to choose happiness and love. Current avatar: Connie
JTTWlover Heya there! I'm West. from Chinese Heaven Since: Mar, 2018 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Heya there! I'm West.
#207: May 29th 2020 at 12:53:54 AM

"Seems good."

>Cast Ruin when it looks good to cast

If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
ElenaOkami Most Anonymous Anon from Everywhere. So everywhere you don’t need a where Since: Jul, 2019 Relationship Status: Singularity
Most Anonymous Anon
#208: May 29th 2020 at 3:37:10 AM

"Oh hell no! Nope, not doing this, not dealing with this,nope!"

>Ignore the fights and find that goddamn bezoar!

Ever put tea in a coffee mug? Or coffee in a tea mug?
Baisteach Root of Star from Relationship Status: Brian Tyree Henry Since: Dec, 2019
Root of Star
#209: May 29th 2020 at 3:52:26 AM

Tiga looks at the machine, utterly bemused as to why it's here, but considering everything else that he has seen; Tiga simply responds:

"Aye"

Edited by Baisteach on May 29th 2020 at 3:56:22 AM

One day you're here, baby / And then you're gone.....
unfortunatezorua from the old, in the new yesterday (Five Long Years) Relationship Status: Wishing you were here
#210: May 29th 2020 at 7:23:59 AM

Simultaneous ditching. I can't believe it.

>Dodge the kick; I deserved that last one, I guess, but I'm not starting another fight—we're not getting anywhere with this, and I tell Yao that.

"You know what? Fine. Level this entire place, for all I care." I throw my hands up in utter exasperation. "But if you're going to get yourself or anyone else here pointlessly killed, do it somewhere else."

>Leave him behind in the temple and look for what caused the sonic boom, to some degree of reluctance.

Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
Afterwards the cake is an alternative fact from Dead End: Paranormal Park Since: Apr, 2016 Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
the cake is an alternative fact
#211: May 29th 2020 at 9:59:06 AM

Current Encounter: The Lamb of God

Tiga (Baisteach)'s roll: 6

A set of smaller tendrils emerge from your gut and grab hold of the rock, pulling it into your body. The thing's pretty big though, and now it's giving you a real nasty stomachache.

ROLL TO DODGE THE PAIN: 5

You try to ignore the stomach pain while you try to process what the fuck just happened, all the while limping away from the Lamb of God.


Dave (Bobthedeadguy)'s roll: 2+1+1=4
Roll for damage: 4
Lamb of God's HP: 86/100

You throw your knife at the Lamb of God. It flies true, sinking deep into its hide. The Lamb bleats in pain, but can't seem to find where the knife came from. Nice!

Something massive flies over your head, and you come to discover that the girl behind you has thrown an entire speaker at the Lamb. The Lamb then responds in kind, utterly stomping her into the ground.


Melody (Tabby Girl 4)'s roll: 3
Roll for damage: 2
Lamb of God's HP: 84/100

You shout profanities at the Lamb while your throw a massive speaker at it. Unfortunately, it seems a bit too heavy for you to throw properly, and it merely bounces off the Lamb's leg. It seems to get its attention, though. The Lamb comes charging towards you, rearing its front legs upward...

ROLL TO DODGE THE LAMB'S CLOVEN HOOVES: 1
Roll for damage: 1+6+6+1=14
Your HP: 36/50

You get thoroughly stomped by the beast, suffering a good deal of damage.


Cordelia (Custard and Pie)'s roll: 5!!!
Roll to dodge: 2 (oof)
Roll for damage: 6+5=11!!!
Roll for self-damage: 6 (ouch)
Lamb of God's HP: 73/100
Your HP: 32/50

You cast an eldritch blast at the Lamb of God. It seems you're still getting a handle on controlling your own magic, but the blast does its job - hitting the lamb for massive damage. Unfortunately, its attention is now on you. It lowers its horns and comes charging!

ROLL TO DODGE THE LAMB'S BLESSED HORNS: 4

You use your witchy magic to sidestep it easy, sending it crashing into a nearby tree, which promptly gets stuck in its horns and becomes uprooted when it raises its head.

You notice Kate running away from the battle.


Dan (johannes4123)'s roll: 6-1+1=6!!
Roll for damage: 6+4=10
Lamb of God's HP: 63/100

You pick up the guitar and smash it directly into a zombie's head, which goes flying straight onto the Lamb and splats all over its pure white fleece. You do this a couple times, but on the last one, you swing a little too hard, and your guitar goes flying along with the head. Whoops.

What's worse, the Lamb's attention is now on you.

ROLL TO DODGE THE LAMB'S BLESSED HORNS: 3
Roll for damage: 5
Your HP: 45/50

You opt to avoid damage by facing it head-on. As soon as the Lamb reaches you, you jump up and grab onto its horn. This seems to work, at least until it flips its head upwards and sends you flying through the air. Fortunately, you manage to land on its soft woolen back, avoiding any serious damage.

You've earned the achievement: In Over Your Head

Unfortunately, as soon as you land, the Lamb gets his with some sort of charm spell, which you catch wind of too.

ROLL TO DODGE THE FAERIE CHARM: 1

You are promptly charmed, and find your legs moving without you, slowly leading you towards the edge of the Lamb's back...

ROLL TO DODGE THE FALL: 2
Roll for damage: 2+3+5=10
Your HP: 35/50

You land hard on the ground, your body filled with pain. At the least, the pain seems to have shaken you out of it, and you're no longer under the effect of the Faerie Charm.


Pontius (Taco Badger)'s roll: 2+1=3

You shout out your encouragements, though only a few fighters seem to hear it, and your insult, which the Lamb does hear. Its ears twitch and you can see it shrink just a little, but it's hardly noticeable. Though its head turns to you, it can't seem to find the source of the insult.


Aisling (Aveyond)'s roll: 6
The Lambs roll to resist: 6

You fire your spell at the Lamb, but it looks like you overshot it again. Not only does the Lamb seem fully resistant to it, but it also looks like you've forced some poor sap to take a nosedive off its back. That's gotta hurt.

What's worse, it seems like your spell has sent the Lamb on a rampage. It starts leaping across the area, stomping around everywhere....


Dixon (Tre)'s roll: 3

You search around your immediate surroundings, but don't find much. There's a lot of chairs you could throw, or even a table you could use as a bludgeoning weapon. Apart from those, you also find an absolutely mangled guitar and a pair of disembodied zombie arms.

It looks like someone's gotten the Lamb into a frenzy.


Valse (Myskywarm) and Linhan (JTTW Lover)

Valse, you ready your parasol, but you're not at close enough range yet to use it. Just in case, thought.

Linhan's roll: 4
Roll for damage: 2
Lamb of God's HP: 61/100

Linhan, you cast your spell at it, but it seems to deal very little damage. Perhaps it might deal more if you get closer? Though that, of course, would be very dangerous, seeing as it's now going into a frenzy.


Kate (Elena Okami)'s roll: 3

You try to stay out of the battle and search for the bezoar. You spot a man retrieving a big nasty rock from a mailbox - could that be it? Unfortunately, he seems to absorb it into his own body. Gross!

"Um, Kate," Greed says nervously. "You did say they come from goats, right? Well... That monster is a goat..."


Area-Wide Event (Housing District / Waterfront Park)

A failed spell seems to send the Lamb of God into a frenzy, leaping and stomping everywhere and destroying public property. It hoofbeats shake the very ground itself, toppling trees and small buildings. Everyone caught in the area takes damage.

Roll for damage: 4+4+4+6=18
Dave's HP: 18/50
Melody's HP: 18/50
Cordelia's HP: 14/50
Dan's HP: 17/50
Pontius's HP: 27/50
Aisling's HP: 32/50
Dixon's HP: 33/50
Kate's HP: 32/50
Tiga's HP:    0/50   

Valse and Linhan take no damage as they are stationed far away and above ground level.

As for Tiga, he collapses on the ground, the last of his health and energy exhausted.

ROLL TO DODGE DEATH: 2
(dont worry, the way i've handled death is basically identical to DND; you need three successes to stabilize, or three failures to properly die. you can do it i believe in you)

His body seems to be holding onto its last legs, but it's unsure for how long. However... Something strange seems to be happening to his Sin.

The Sin of Sloth suddenly moves for the first time. Its eyes look wet and full of tears. It lowers its head and sobs, but after a few moments, it seems to grow bigger... and scarier...

When it lifts its head up, it now appears as a horrific, monstrous sloth, with black eyes dripping black tears, a mouth full of wicked sharp teeth, and massive arms fitted with enormous claws. It lets out a pained roar at the Lamb of God, before charging toward it.

The Sin of Sloth has revealed its true form: The Sin of Despair!

Baisteach, you can control the Sin of Despair until you either stabilize or die.

Chinatown

Frank (Playing_with_boy)

You run out of the temple and find all your stuff thrown all over the floor. Your phone is buzzing like crazy, and you have 50 unread messages from Greed.

BRO, he says.
IT'S THERE
YOUR TASK
IT'S RIGHT THERE
GO CAPTURE IT BEFORE THEY KILL IT
WHERE TF ARE YOU DUDE

You look around. There's a huge, massive goat towering over the skyline in the housing district.


Yao (Tales of Under)'s roll: 3+1+1=5
Reiss (unfortunatezorua)'s roll to dodge: 3
Roll for damage: 5
Reiss' HP: 45/50

Reiss, you block the kick but still get hit pretty bad. Regardless, you shrug it off and tell him off for being an impulsive fool.

You leave him behind and leave the temple. You spot Frank gathering his stuff off the ground. Over in the housing district, you can see a huge, massive goat towering over the city skyline. You're not sure if that's what caused the boom, but you're fairly certain you've found your target.

On your next turn, you'll be at the Lamb of God battle.

Temple Hill

Ivory (Eevee Girl Chey)

You exit the temple and find yourself on a large hill, lined with temples devoted to various gods and goddesses. You immediately spot a young man with a large gun strapped to his back, running towards the area south of you, where a huge, massive goat is towering over the city skyline.

You don't suppose he needs help?

Edited by Afterwards on May 29th 2020 at 1:02:57 PM

she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
TalesofUnder Not Sherlock Holmes from 1900s England Since: May, 2017 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Not Sherlock Holmes
#212: May 29th 2020 at 10:03:48 AM

>Turn around and see the giant monster goat.

“Holy mother of Buddha....”

>Try to fight it from up close

“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
ElenaOkami Most Anonymous Anon from Everywhere. So everywhere you don’t need a where Since: Jul, 2019 Relationship Status: Singularity
Most Anonymous Anon
#213: May 29th 2020 at 10:06:01 AM

"I guess you're right. But then again, we can just get it from that dead guy over there. Not the first time I've done something similar" I tell Greed while trying to not show as much fear and as I'm feeling.

> Eat some random herbs and try to remove the bezoar (?) from Tiga

Ever put tea in a coffee mug? Or coffee in a tea mug?
Aveyond Your local Princess! from Where's the closest castle? Since: Dec, 2018
Your local Princess!
#214: May 29th 2020 at 10:08:59 AM

"....God damn it"

> Takes another swig of her bottle and charges another spell from her wand

"Welp, time for round two"

Baisteach Root of Star from Relationship Status: Brian Tyree Henry Since: Dec, 2019
Root of Star
#215: May 29th 2020 at 10:14:06 AM

   eldritch kaiju sloth noises   

> Beat the Lamb of God like that bitch stole something

One day you're here, baby / And then you're gone.....
johannes4123 Mighty demon dog-thing from The southern parts of Norway Since: Oct, 2016 Relationship Status: In denial
Mighty demon dog-thing
#216: May 29th 2020 at 10:28:39 AM

>Collect a bunch of dirt and try to rub it directly into the lamb's eyes

The thing that was gonna be powerful, then not, then powerful again
Playing_with_boy Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
#217: May 29th 2020 at 11:07:12 AM

>Use my ice powers to get closer to the Lamb of God.

>Stab it.

Bobthedeadguy Not a guy anymore, ignore the name from IN YOUR COMPUTER!!! Since: Jan, 2019 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
Not a guy anymore, ignore the name
#218: May 29th 2020 at 11:15:41 AM

>Attempt to scuttle up a building to get closer to the Lamb, biting it if possible

S-O-N-I-C, THAT'S ME!!!
TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#219: May 29th 2020 at 1:22:13 PM

“Jesus H. Christ... alright... good god I’m stupid, why am I going to do this...”

>Attempt to fly up into the Lamb of God’s ear in order to flyte with more ease and hopefully avoid more damage

Huzzah
TabbyGirl4 Ruler of Everything from The Nowhere Islands Since: Nov, 2018 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Ruler of Everything
#220: May 29th 2020 at 2:10:01 PM

>Sing that Led Zeppelin Song that you don't know the name of but it was in Thor: Ragnarok.

Edited by TabbyGirl4 on May 29th 2020 at 5:10:58 AM

"I'm Mary Poppins, Y'all!" - Yondu,2017
Tre could be worse from the front to the back, that's where I was at (Unlucky Thirteen) Relationship Status: Singularity
could be worse
#221: May 29th 2020 at 3:21:20 PM

After lifting himself from the underside of a tree (and noting the back panel of his that had snapped off along the way), Dixon fixes his gaze on the patio nearby, making an effort to grok the weight of the table and chairs. Not ideal, but. Desperate times, desperate measures.

> Grab the table and go for the head

Edited by Tre on Jun 8th 2020 at 5:28:48 AM

oh, that's why I need this binary mind //
CustardAndPie Oh Captain!~ from in a tank 'bout to steal yo girl Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Remembering what Mama said
Oh Captain!~
#222: May 29th 2020 at 3:41:11 PM

"Well, if that shit's gonna hurt... why not do the same to him?"

>Grab a large fallen branch and try to stab the Lamb's eyes out

Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
Myskywarm Always open to sharing avatars and chatting. Can message me for either. (He/Him) Currently watching: BTAS from Ee-arth (Troper Knight) Relationship Status: Wishing you were here
Always open to sharing avatars and chatting. Can message me for either. (He/Him) Currently watching: BTAS
#223: May 29th 2020 at 6:29:35 PM
JTTWlover Heya there! I'm West. from Chinese Heaven Since: Mar, 2018 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Heya there! I'm West.
#224: May 29th 2020 at 8:31:29 PM

>Continue blasting the lamb

If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
unfortunatezorua from the old, in the new yesterday (Five Long Years) Relationship Status: Wishing you were here
#225: May 29th 2020 at 8:32:33 PM

>Find a good vantage point to shoot at the Lamb

Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?

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