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Afterwards the cake is an alternative fact from Dead End: Paranormal Park Since: Apr, 2016 Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
the cake is an alternative fact
#176: May 27th 2020 at 8:14:25 PM

Housing District / Waterfront Park

Dan (johannes4123)'s roll: 3+1=4
Restraint's roll to dodge: 1 (ouch)

"Hey! Hey, what the hell!" Pride exclaims as you grab him out of the air and slam him down over the baby. Both the Sin and the Virtue eat dirt as you mercilessly smash them into the ground.

In a desperate attempt to retaliate, Restraint pushes her hands out and sends her bowls flying at you.

ROLL TO DODGE THE BOWLS: 6

You dodge them easily, but trip and fall on your face in the process, eating dirt just the same.

"A... aha... It would seem... We are evenly matched..." Restraint says as she struggles to get back on her feet.


Tiga (Baisteach)

"Now, this just won't do..." Diligence says, looking over the building. He holds out his picture book and waves his hands, as three shining bolts of light appear before him.

"Let's see how you handle this."

ROLL TO DODGE THE FIRST BOLT: 3-1=2
ROLL TO DODGE THE SECOND BOLT: 6-1=5
ROLL TO DODGE THE THIRD BOLT: 3-1=2
Roll for damage: 5+3=8
Your HP: 9/50

Your body aches as the first bolt hits you right in the chest, but you keep on limping forward. You manage to dodge the second one, but the third knocks you down to your last legs. Still, even on your hands and knees, you crawl to the mailbox.

You open it. There's a package inside that says:

OPEN ME


Aisling (Aveyond)'s roll: 4+1=5
Purity's roll to dodge: 5+1=6
Charity's roll to dodge: N/A (chose to fail)

"He's over there," Charity points across the street, where your cousin is currently high-fiving a large dog-man in celebration of his victory.

"Charity!" Purity chides. "W-we're not supposed to help them!"

"Oh, r-right," he responds. "I'm sorry..."


Dave (Bobthedeadguy)

Envy's roll: 6
Roll for damage: 2
Your HP: 36/50

Envy sneers at you, before its misty form congeals into a large tendril. Quick as a flash, Envy snatches the butterfly knife from you and drives it down directly in between Kindness's wings.

Kindness's eyes widen, as he pulls away... And you feel a stinging in your own chest as well. Looks like Envy drove it in hard enough that it went right through the cherub and punctured your own hide as well.

Golden ichor drips from the blade, blending with your own normal rat blood. Kindness looks up at you with tears in his eyes.

"Y... You betrayed me..."

"I did you a favor," Envy whispers in your ear.


Dixon (Tre)'s roll: 6!
Patience's roll to dodge: 1+1=2

You put all of the force built into your body into that uppercut, your fist connecting with a nasty crunch as it hits the cherub's face. Patience has no time to respond before he goes flying into the sky at Mach 12 velocity, hitting a sonic boom as he breaks the skyline.

"Hell yeah! You did it, Dixon!" Wrath shouts, going into an absolute frenzy over the awesomeness of what you just did.


Pontius (Taco Badger)

"Indeed you did, sire!" Niles agrees, lifting up his hand as you slap your own against it. "The next part of your task should be not far beh-"


Melody (Tabby Girl 4)'s roll: 6

"GET OUTTA MY SWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!!!"

You scream a viscous, guttural cry at the dog-man, just at the same time as a sonic boom fills the air due to some baby being uppercutted into the sky. The combination of these two immense sounds strikes fear into the hearts of everyone in the area.


Kate (Elena Okami)'s roll: 3+1=4

You try to sneakily take something one last time before heading off, and this time, you succeed: You are now the proud owner of a little pack full of strange herbs and animal parts.

"Ooh!" Greed says. I wonder if..."

You're already way ahead of her, searching the bag... But alas, the bezoar isn't there. Sighing, you continue to the housing district, where you arrive just in time witness the combination roar and sonic boom, which shakes you to your core.


Area-Wide Event: Housing District / Waterfront Park

Everyone gets a -1 on their next roll.

Just as the horrific sounds recede, he angels around the area are regrouping, horribly weakened by their various encounters.

"Roll call," Humility calls out, her voice still five decibels higher than usual. "Is everyone still here?"

"I-I am," Kindness cries, pulling a bloody knife out of his torso. He looks back at Dave even as he flutters back to the other angels, tears streaming down his face.

"I am as well," Patience says, slowly floating back down from the heavens. "It seems I overestimated my own ability. I will not be making that mistake again.

"I have failed," Diligence sighs, as he watches Tiga retrieve the mail. "But I swear it will be the last time."

"Why must the Judge bless me with such immense power if I cannot even use a fraction of it?" Restraint laments, flying away before Dan can get back up.

"Y-yeah, we lost our battles too," Charity says, Purity following behind him. "Er, in a sense."

Humility sizes up the group - all of them pretty beaten, battered, and hurting.

"Very well," she says. "They beat us fair and square. We must do as the Judge told us."

The angels nod, and they all come together to hold hands, slowly spinning as they rise up into the air.

"We call upon you," they chant together, "to deliver Humanity from his Sins!"

"Come forth, the Lamb of God!"

Suddenly, the skies open up, the district becomes bathed in the golden light of the setting sun. A pair of truly massive wings emerges from the heavens, casting a shadow over the entire area. Two more pairs of wings emerge, folding forward before an enormous figure. The figure descends down to the earth, each beat of its enormous wings sending a burst of heavenly winds over the area.

A set of cloven hooves touches down on the ground as the figure settles down. Then, with an unearthly shriek, it opens all of its wings, revealing its true form: A massive white goat with a thick hide of wool and a pair of curved golden horns that look like they could encompass the earth itself.

It's the Lamb of God.

Rest of the City

Buddhist Temple

Reiss (unfortunatezorua)'s roll: 2

You try to pull Frank out of the pool, but your hands slip and he falls right back in. Fortunately though, once he stands up, it turns out the pool is not that deep. He thanks you and seems about to climb out himself, when...

Yao (Tales of Under)'s initial roll: 3+1+1=5
Frank (Playing_with_boy)'s roll to dodge: 4
Roll for damage: 6
Frank's HP: 27/50

Yao suddenly comes running in and crane kicks Frank right in the face! Frank's reflexes are quick but not quick enough, and he takes a nasty bit of damage.

Now... here we go..... (I'm rounding up to 16 and giving u both an equal amount of hits and dodges ok)

Yao's attack rolls: 6, 2, 3, 2, 6, 2, 5, 5
Frank's attack rolls: 1, 2, 2, 4, 2, 1, 4, 1
Yao's dodge rolls: 6, 4, 3, 3, 2, 3, 1, 6
Frank's dodge rolls: 6, 4, 3, 3, 2, 3, 1, 6
Yao's damage: 4+6+4+2=16
Frank's damage: 4+5+3=12
Yao's HP: 38/50
Frank's HP: 15/50

The two of you absolutely fucking pummel each other in the reflecting pool, splashing water and sakura petals all over the place while Reiss just watches in shock.

In all the commotion, all of you hardly notice the sonic boom that passes over the area.

Bazaar

Cordelia (Custard and Pie)

You arrive at the bazaar, and quickly find many stalls selling animal parts and even animal corpses. However... It looks like the place has already been ransacked, and there's no sign of a bezoar.

"Hmm," Envy says from your shoulder. "Looks like you've been tricked!"

Just then, a sonic boom passes over the city, along with the faint sound of what you're pretty sure is someone screaming "GET OUTTA MY SWAMP!"

Regardless, the sounds send a chill up your spine. You look in the direction of the noise, which to no surprise, is directly in the vicinity of the pillar of shadow and subsequent heavenly light you saw earlier. Now, the whole city is ablaze with the golden light of the setting sun, and there looks to be something enormous lurking over the skyline.

College Campus

Valse (Myskywarm) and Linhan (JTTW Lover)

The two of you search the area, but it seems completely devoid of monsters, and even the Undead. You're right back where you started.

However, it isn't long before the clouds part, filling the city with the golden light of the setting sun. It's a little stronger than the light that peeked through before, but Valse's parasol is still more than enough to protect from it.

However, the commotion in the housing district seems to have reached a peak. A massive sonic boom sweeps across the city, as well as the sound of what's definitely someone screaming "GET OUTTA MY SWAMP!" What's worse, there's something else descending from the heavens, and it's much bigger than the angels.

Linhan, your cooldown on Lay of the Land is finished.

Temple of the Charities

Ivory (Eevee Girl Chey)

Just as you ask this, a sonic boom fills the area, along with a scream which you recognize as one of the miracles performed by a certain ogre god. You fear for what it might mean if there's an ogre priest out there.

"Perhaps you could start there," Aglaea suggest.

"Yes, I would say there is definitely a good start," agrees Euphrosyne.

"They're certainly going to need your help over there," Thalia comments.


What do you do?

Edited by Afterwards on May 27th 2020 at 12:17:09 PM

she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
unfortunatezorua from the old, in the new yesterday (Five Long Years) Relationship Status: Wishing you were here
#177: May 27th 2020 at 8:18:09 PM

>At this rate, we're going to get ourselves killed before we even run into any enemies. I intervene before the brawl escalates any further.

"You!" Jumping between the two when an opening arrives, I hold my arms out to separate them and jab my finger into Yao's sternum, forcing him to stumble back a few steps. "Calm down! And you!"

I then spin around and grab Frank by the collar. "Back off before I rip you a new one. No one's fighting while I'm here."

Edited by unfortunatezorua on May 27th 2020 at 11:23:30 PM

Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#178: May 27th 2020 at 8:21:22 PM

Pontius gulps. "Uh... Niles? I don't have to fight that thing right?"

>Slowly back up, and gently usher Niles with me

Huzzah
TalesofUnder Not Sherlock Holmes from 1900s England Since: May, 2017 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Not Sherlock Holmes
#179: May 27th 2020 at 8:21:45 PM

>Start to drown Frank in the pool

“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
CustardAndPie Oh Captain!~ from in a tank 'bout to steal yo girl Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Remembering what Mama said
Myskywarm Always open to sharing avatars and chatting. Can message me for either. (He/Him) Currently watching: BTAS from Ee-arth (Troper Knight) Relationship Status: Wishing you were here
Always open to sharing avatars and chatting. Can message me for either. (He/Him) Currently watching: BTAS
#181: May 27th 2020 at 8:49:36 PM
Bobthedeadguy Not a guy anymore, ignore the name from IN YOUR COMPUTER!!! Since: Jan, 2019 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
Not a guy anymore, ignore the name
#182: May 27th 2020 at 8:50:12 PM

>Take a minute to process what the fuck just happened before shakily retrieving the knife

"Y-you son of a b-bitch."

>Take some of the golden blood from the knife and draw a jagged line across left eye.

"I'm gonna m-make it up to them. E-eventually."

>Look at the sudden fuck-huge monster in the sky

"Oh, s-shit."

S-O-N-I-C, THAT'S ME!!!
johannes4123 Mighty demon dog-thing from The southern parts of Norway Since: Oct, 2016 Relationship Status: In denial
Mighty demon dog-thing
#183: May 27th 2020 at 9:25:22 PM

"Maybe we're even"

>Toss dirt into Restraint's face then lunge in for a choke hold

"But luckily I'm pretty good at punching above my own weight"

The thing that was gonna be powerful, then not, then powerful again
Baisteach Root of Star from Relationship Status: Brian Tyree Henry Since: Dec, 2019
Root of Star
#184: May 27th 2020 at 9:25:26 PM

> Open the damn mail

> Attempt to blast Diligence

One day you're here, baby / And then you're gone.....
Tre could be worse from the front to the back, that's where I was at (Unlucky Thirteen) Relationship Status: Singularity
could be worse
#185: May 28th 2020 at 3:46:07 AM

Dixon watches with purpose as the Lamb takes to the ground, with the clouds parting to fit the caprine beast. Its roar shakes the ground below, cracking windows and echoing through the area with an awful reverb effect.

"I guess I got my wish," he goes, the pitch of his voice going down a bit. He starts his approach, building up a wider stride with each step until...

> Jump, and make an effort to deck the Lamb wherever you can

oh, that's why I need this binary mind //
Aveyond Your local Princess! from Where's the closest castle? Since: Dec, 2018
Your local Princess!
#186: May 28th 2020 at 5:56:34 AM

"Nawww why thank you! That wasn't so hard now, was it?"

> Walks towards Pontius

"Now there's my favourite cousin! Need help, cutie?"

Edited by Aveyond on May 28th 2020 at 10:57:54 PM

JTTWlover Heya there! I'm West. from Chinese Heaven Since: Mar, 2018 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Heya there! I'm West.
#187: May 28th 2020 at 6:06:17 AM

"Aww nope." Says Linhan when seeing the new descend. "Okay."

If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
TabbyGirl4 Ruler of Everything from The Nowhere Islands Since: Nov, 2018 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Ruler of Everything
#188: May 28th 2020 at 7:09:39 AM

"Ah fuck no."

>Use a random person as a shield

"I'm Mary Poppins, Y'all!" - Yondu,2017
Afterwards the cake is an alternative fact from Dead End: Paranormal Park Since: Apr, 2016 Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
the cake is an alternative fact
#189: May 28th 2020 at 9:07:34 AM

Housing District / Waterfront Park

Dan (johanes4123)

Roll for dirt: 1+1-1=1
Roll for chokehold: 1+1=2 (OOF)

You try to toss dirt into the angel's eyes as she flies away, but you miss, and end up with a facefull of dust instead. You leap after her in a rage, but alas, she's too far up in the sky now - and you now have more pressing matters.

The Lamb of God has been summoned.


Tiga (Baisteach)

You open the package. Inside is a really huge, nasty rock. It doesn't look like a normal rock though, you're not sure what it's made of, but it looks just, like, really utterly disgusting. It also glows with immense holy power.

Roll for eldritch blast: 6-1=5
Roll to dodge: 5

With a guttural scream, you hold your arms out and fire a massive blast at Diligence. You manage to avoid any damage, and you catch Diligence square on, sending him flying and smoking from the damage.

Unfortunately, it looks like your blast has now caught the attention of the Lamb of God. It lowers its horrific gaze at you, and you get a great look at its weird, sideways, rectangular pupils.

You've earned the achievement: One Step at a Time


Pontius (Taco Badger) and Aisling (Aveyond)

Pontius, you take a step back, ushering Niles with you. Fortunately, its attention seems to be taken by some idiot casting an eldritch blast near it.

Aisling, it looks like he does need help. His attention is focused entirely on the Lamb of God.

"You are correct sire," Niles says, his voice still completely cool and even. "The second part of your task is to lead the others in defeating the Lamb of God."


Dixon (Tre)'s roll: 6-1+1=6!!!!!

It looks like the Lamb's attention has been taken by someone else. Now's your perfect opportunity!

You leap up into the air and wind your fist back, before bringing it smashing down on the Lamb's face!!!

Roll for damage: 6+4=10
Lamb of God's HP: 90/100

The Lamb bleats something horrific, the sound reverberating across the area. Its left eye is blackened, but now it's in a prime position to retaliate.

ROLL TO DODGE THE HEADBUTT: 2
Roll for damage: 6+2=8
Your HP: 42/50

One of the Lamb's massive horns gets you right in the gut, or where your gut would be if you were an organic creature, and send you flying into the air and right through the wall of the apartment complex.

Wrath catches up to you shortly. "Whoa, you alright, man?" he wonders. "Hey, you really fucked him up, though!"

You've earned the achievement: Did You Just Punch Out Jesus?!


Melody (Tabby Girl 4)

Oh, hell no. You're not fighting that thing. You look around for any human meat shields, and find plenty. You head over to the nearest one, a giant rat, and promptly hide behind him.

You've already earned this achievement a while ago but I only just now came up with the mechanic: Holding Out For A Hero


Dave (Bobthedeadguy)

You swear to make it up to Kindness as he flies away, crying. However, right now, you have more pressing matters on your hands.

It seems the other fighters are engaging it in combat, too. One mage fires off an eldritch blast, while what looks to be a fighting robot leaps up and decks it right in the face. In another corner, a pair of pixies are talking, while a large dog-man observes the fight.

Another girl runs up to you, and promptly hides behind you, seemingly using you as a human shield. You recognize her as the one who sang that song and did the roar earlier.


Cordelia, Valse, and Linhan (Custard, JTTW, and Mysky)

The three of you arrive on the scene around the same time. It seems like a massive goat has descended from the heavens, and it's wreaking havoc among the city. Say, weren't you all looking for a goat...?

Cordelia, you spot Kate nearby, apparently having not yet joined the action.

Valse and Linhan, you both find a safe spot to observe, away from the action.

Buddhist Temple

Yao (Tales of Under)'s roll: 3+1=4

You grab hold of Frank's neck and push him down beneath the pool. He struggles against your grasp, but he seems powerless...

Reiss (unfortunatezorua)'s roll: 4

You jab your fingers at Yao, which successfully makes him stumble back, letting go of Frank. You then grab Frank by the collar and lift him out of the pool, coughing and sputtering.

You tell them both off real nastily.

she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
Playing_with_boy Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
TalesofUnder Not Sherlock Holmes from 1900s England Since: May, 2017 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Not Sherlock Holmes
#191: May 28th 2020 at 9:17:18 AM

>Thank K Reiss with a cranekick to the face.

“He literally tried to attack you! Why are you telling me off?”

“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
Baisteach Root of Star from Relationship Status: Brian Tyree Henry Since: Dec, 2019
Root of Star
#192: May 28th 2020 at 9:28:13 AM

"Asshole.....what the hell"

> Accidentally suck the rock inside of your body

> Continue limping away from the Lamb of God

One day you're here, baby / And then you're gone.....
Bobthedeadguy Not a guy anymore, ignore the name from IN YOUR COMPUTER!!! Since: Jan, 2019 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
Not a guy anymore, ignore the name
#193: May 28th 2020 at 9:49:58 AM

>Turn to look at the girl

"The hell do you wan- I mean, I-I'll protect you!"

>Throw knife at the Lamb of God

S-O-N-I-C, THAT'S ME!!!
TabbyGirl4 Ruler of Everything from The Nowhere Islands Since: Nov, 2018 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Ruler of Everything
#194: May 28th 2020 at 10:01:49 AM

>Insult the Lamb of God

>Toss a Speaker at the Lamb of God

Edited by TabbyGirl4 on May 28th 2020 at 1:12:21 PM

"I'm Mary Poppins, Y'all!" - Yondu,2017
johannes4123 Mighty demon dog-thing from The southern parts of Norway Since: Oct, 2016 Relationship Status: In denial
Mighty demon dog-thing
#195: May 28th 2020 at 10:22:08 AM

"What is that thing? It...

it looks like a them problem"

>Walk away

The thing that was gonna be powerful, then not, then powerful again
TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#196: May 28th 2020 at 11:33:09 AM

“God damn it...” suddenly, Pontius’ attention is drawn to Aisling.

Aisling?! What the blazes are you doing here?”

Huzzah
CustardAndPie Oh Captain!~ from in a tank 'bout to steal yo girl Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Remembering what Mama said
johannes4123 Mighty demon dog-thing from The southern parts of Norway Since: Oct, 2016 Relationship Status: In denial
Mighty demon dog-thing
#198: May 28th 2020 at 12:27:43 PM

"...

...stupid conscience"

>Run back to the guitar and use it to bad zombie heads at the lamb

The thing that was gonna be powerful, then not, then powerful again
EeveeGirlChey Forever a hoopy food from Betelgeuse Since: Jun, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Aveyond Your local Princess! from Where's the closest castle? Since: Dec, 2018
Your local Princess!
#200: May 28th 2020 at 2:46:00 PM

"I could ask you the same thing, Ponti! Just a tiiiiiiiiny bit of fun might have swept me up here. But enough about that. The hell is that...thing?"

>She points to the Lamb of God and conjures faerie charm

Edited by Aveyond on May 28th 2020 at 7:46:45 PM


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