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Baisteach Root of Star from Relationship Status: Brian Tyree Henry Since: Dec, 2019
Root of Star
#301: Jun 10th 2020 at 1:00:01 PM

"Everything.......is..was so...." Tiga muses

"....beautifu-". Tiga pauses at the robot's assertion that he was dissected in the middle of the street.

"Sliced what?!"

Tiga then looks down to find his shirt opened and a wound sealed

"Now who the fuck did this?!"

One day you're here, baby / And then you're gone.....
Bobthedeadguy Not a guy anymore, ignore the name from IN YOUR COMPUTER!!! Since: Jan, 2019 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
Not a guy anymore, ignore the name
#302: Jun 10th 2020 at 2:39:20 PM

>Agressively clean the knife before putting it away.

"T-thank you."

>Calm down slightly

"My name's D-dave. What's yours?"

S-O-N-I-C, THAT'S ME!!!
Aveyond Your local Princess! from Where's the closest castle? Since: Dec, 2018
Your local Princess!
#303: Jun 10th 2020 at 3:26:58 PM

> Stares at the bottle

"Holy mother of God"

> Looks at undead next to her

"....So how you doing?"

> Winks and starts drinking.. or at least trying to

TalesofUnder Not Sherlock Holmes from 1900s England Since: May, 2017 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Not Sherlock Holmes
#304: Jun 10th 2020 at 5:13:34 PM

“Why do I feel very uncomfortable?”

>What even were your preferences back then? Eh, doesn’t matter. Shadowbox to sharpen your combat skills.

“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
CustardAndPie Oh Captain!~ from in a tank 'bout to steal yo girl Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Remembering what Mama said
Oh Captain!~
#305: Jun 10th 2020 at 5:22:00 PM

"Ugh, you again..."

> Give Kate half of the bezoar just to make her go away

Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
Tre could be worse from the front to the back, that's where I was at (Unlucky Thirteen) Relationship Status: Singularity
could be worse
#306: Jun 10th 2020 at 5:35:40 PM

Replying to the bloodied journalist, the robot goes, “She had cat ears and a dagger. Was a little busy throwing a table into a big-ass goat to catch anything else.”

Dixon ties the straps of his satchel and throws it over what’s left of his chassis in the abdomen area. “Guess this thorax ain’t gonna fix itself.” He stares at the fire for a while, and observes the fellow throwing punches in the air nearby.

All the combat programming Mel could find and I’ve never seen anyone fight like that, he thinks. Odd.

Turning back to Tiga and the others left by the fireside, he folds his arms. “I’m headin’ out to see about gettin’ ready for round 2 with those holy nightmares. Not expecting any company, but not gonna refuse it either. Take it or leave it.”

> Head back to the sports district and see about weapons and getting fixed

oh, that's why I need this binary mind //
Baisteach Root of Star from Relationship Status: Brian Tyree Henry Since: Dec, 2019
Root of Star
#307: Jun 10th 2020 at 5:44:48 PM

Tiga is angry but not too belligerent to not know his odds alone out in these streets

> Follow the robot

One day you're here, baby / And then you're gone.....
unfortunatezorua from the old, in the new yesterday (Five Long Years) Relationship Status: Wishing you were here
#308: Jun 10th 2020 at 6:39:36 PM

I'd glare daggers at Wrath if I could, but unfortunately, he's on my shoulder and I'm not an owl. I consider telling him to screw himself again until just dropping it—though not before sliding a hand across my neck to soothe a sudden prickle.

Magic. Great. I'd only just noticed, but now it was practically everywhere.

>"Oh, give me that," I grumble, still a little chagrined, taking the bottle passed to Frank and plopping down on the pavement with it. It's been a long day, and it's only about to get longer. Might as well distract myself from it.

Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
Myskywarm Always open to sharing avatars and chatting. Can message me for either. (He/Him) Currently watching: BTAS from Ee-arth (Troper Knight) Relationship Status: Wishing you were here
Always open to sharing avatars and chatting. Can message me for either. (He/Him) Currently watching: BTAS
#309: Jun 10th 2020 at 6:51:40 PM
Afterwards the cake is an alternative fact from Dead End: Paranormal Park Since: Apr, 2016 Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
the cake is an alternative fact
#310: Jun 11th 2020 at 12:29:27 AM

Pontius (Taco Badger)

"Hmm, yes," Niles says, looking up towards the ruined building.

"As this is the housing district, there are plenty of suitable houses and apartments in this area. Though this particular building has seen better days, there are plenty of others in much better shape just a short walk away."

Niles leads you through the housing district, until you come upon a much nicer apartment building. He leads you up to the penthouse, where a large, ornate window overlooks the city.

"I do hope this manages to be to your liking."


Linhan (JTTW Lover)'s roll: 3

You climb up to the third floor and toward the wall where the spear is impaled in. It takes a few tries, but you eventually find the right room, and fortunately the window has been broken so you can reach out for the javelin easily.

However... You can't quite seem to reach it. You lean far out of the window and reach for the spear, just barely touching it with the tips of your fingers...

"Hey," Envy says, startling you. "That's a pretty nasty fall. You don't wanna go dying again, do you? There's no second chances this time."

The little demon flies off and takes hold of the javelin, tearing it out of the wall.

"Here," he says, handing it to you. "Not that I care what happens to you or anything. I'd just have no one to taunt if you're a zombie."


Kate vs Cordelia (Elena and Custard)

KATE'S ROLL TO STEAL: 1+1+1=3

CORDELIA'S ROLL TO KEEP: 4

Kate leaps forward and nabs the Bezoar, pulling it out of Cordelia's hands.... But, it seems like Cordelia won't be letting this go so easily. She tears it out of Kate's hands, before lifting up her knee and smacking the rock against it.

A glowing purple crack spreads across the Bezoar's surface, before it splits cleanly in half, its insides looking even grosser than the outsides.

Cordelia, you toss one of the halves to Kate before walking away in a huff.

"Hmm, not bad," Envy admits, before shifting into your brother, Cornelius. "You do know that's gonna affect the Elixir, right though? With only half a bezoar it's only half as potent."

He smirks knowingly.

Regardless, you take a seat around the campfire and pull out your potions kit.

Event roll: 5

You notice some of your herbs are missing, but fortunately it was just the basic ass ones that you never use and have a huge surplus of. Nothing really lost.

You put the ingredients together and get to brewing. It may be a turn or two before it is done.


Aisling (Aveyond)'s roll: 6

ROLL TO DODGE THE ALCOHOL: 5

The zombie groans something unintelligible at you. You lean the bottle over to your lips and start drinking... Jesus christ, that's the good shit. You keep your buzz real well, but don't seem to be getting any drunker.

Unfortunately, your hand slips as you're trying to set the bottle back, and it tips over, spilling all over the counter.

The Undead all turn to look, but they none of them make any motions yet. But.... You really don't like the way they're looking at you.


Yao (Tales of Under)

Roll for Kinsey scale: 1

You're heterosexual. You're pretty certain of it. You've never thought of being with a man, and you were only ever into women in your life.

And yet.... You're not sure. You almost think you might have... felt something there. Surely...? Nah. Unless....?


Dixon and Tiga (Tre and Baisteach)

You arrive at the Sports District, which is lit up with lights, though none of the shops shine brighter than the Coliseum, which rings with the moans of the Undead.

There's all sorts of weapons for sale here. Swords, shields, spears, hammers, axes, daggers, arrows, chains.... Anything you could think of, you can find, and the best part is that even though there are price tags, there are no shopkeepers, so you can literally take whatever you want.

There is even a mechanic shop or two, where Dixon might be able to find parts, or even upgrades.


Everyone Else (+ anyone above who's still in the area)

The rest of you, whether subconsciously or not, start to gather around the fire, exchanging conversation and sharing stories.

Melody recounts a story of her god - Those of you from modern or post-modern times, of course, recognize him as notorious meme and internet icon Shrek; but those of you from further in the past (and also Dave) assume him to be some ancient ogre god whose invocation is truly sacred to the ogres, and whose worship apparently involved being pounded hard in the butt.

After her story is done, Dan clears the air by asking everyone what their plans are once they get out of this place.

Envy whispers in Dave's ear, about how much Valse surely hates him, how all of them do, how they're only tolerating his presence.

Yao is practicing his boxing skills in the background, letting out intermittent exclamations as he battles the air.

Reiss takes a swig from the bottle being passed around, feeling the burn on his throat.

By the smell of the air, you can all tell the goat meat is just about ready.


Once Linhan starts up her potion, the night will move on after everyone is ready (just say in thread when you're ready to move on - once 8-10 people say so i'll start up day 2)

What do you do?

Edited by Afterwards on Jun 11th 2020 at 4:29:36 AM

she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#311: Jun 11th 2020 at 12:35:32 AM

Pontius looks around. "This shall do."

Pontius looks out the window and sees the group around the campfire. Part of him wishes he stayed, but he wouldn't want Niles to think he'd made a mistake.

"You can take the bed if you'd like. I'll be contemplating through out the night."

>When/If Niles goes to bed, open the window and practice flying through out the night.


Ready to move on!

Huzzah
EeveeGirlChey Forever a hoopy food from Betelgeuse Since: Jun, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Forever a hoopy food
#312: Jun 11th 2020 at 12:37:27 AM

"I've never had goat before until just now... That was okay."

> Yawn.

"I'm going to sleep..."

>Enter an apartment, go to bed, fall asleep and dream


I'm ready.

Edited by EeveeGirlChey on Jun 11th 2020 at 2:42:50 PM

"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."
Aveyond Your local Princess! from Where's the closest castle? Since: Dec, 2018
Your local Princess!
#313: Jun 11th 2020 at 12:45:15 AM

> Finally takes notice of the zombies around her... And the fact that she ain't getting any drunker

"Ugh FINE you're all boring anyway"

> Attempts to walk out of the bar, to find someone screwable

(All good to go!)

Edited by Aveyond on Jun 11th 2020 at 6:26:46 PM

CustardAndPie Oh Captain!~ from in a tank 'bout to steal yo girl Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Remembering what Mama said
Oh Captain!~
#314: Jun 11th 2020 at 12:50:44 AM

"Finally, some nice elixir-brewing before bed... fucking hell, my feet..."

> Make that elixir!

Edited by CustardAndPie on Jun 11th 2020 at 4:12:45 AM

Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
unfortunatezorua from the old, in the new yesterday (Five Long Years) Relationship Status: Wishing you were here
#315: Jun 11th 2020 at 1:16:21 AM

>Nearly spit the sip out as soon as I take it. "What is this, dog piss?!" Okay, this obviously isn't doing me any favours. (And hold on, was that priest girl preaching about Shrek...?)

I exhale tiredly and lie back flat, watching the campfire and pressing the heels of my palms into my eyes until flickers of light dance across my vision.

>Wonder where it all went wrong.

Let's gooo

Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
ElenaOkami Most Anonymous Anon from Everywhere. So everywhere you don’t need a where Since: Jul, 2019 Relationship Status: Singularity
Most Anonymous Anon
#316: Jun 11th 2020 at 1:29:41 AM

"..What the?.." I am genuinely surprised by the generosity(?) but say nothing about it. I yawn

"Kitty needs night sleep.."

>Look for a comfy place to sleep

Ready!

Ever put tea in a coffee mug? Or coffee in a tea mug?
Myskywarm Always open to sharing avatars and chatting. Can message me for either. (He/Him) Currently watching: BTAS from Ee-arth (Troper Knight) Relationship Status: Wishing you were here
Always open to sharing avatars and chatting. Can message me for either. (He/Him) Currently watching: BTAS
#317: Jun 11th 2020 at 1:34:54 AM

"Well that was not so bad."

> Walk back to the cave and sleep

Ready whenever.

Protection and power are overrated. I think you are very wise to choose happiness and love. Current avatar: Connie
JTTWlover Heya there! I'm West. from Chinese Heaven Since: Mar, 2018 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Heya there! I'm West.
#318: Jun 11th 2020 at 1:51:20 AM

>Start doing the Elixir

If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
Tre could be worse from the front to the back, that's where I was at (Unlucky Thirteen) Relationship Status: Singularity
could be worse
#319: Jun 11th 2020 at 2:31:48 AM

The robot passes by one tent with weapons strewn about the tent, and did a double take, noticing one that seemed to be whirring, low and with a consistent tone. Dixon waves his had over the table, and among the blades and stabbing implements, an ornate weapon carved of wood and steel appears to lift itself, with Dixon’s hand curling in on it without as much as a thought.

He studies the handle — it’s around the same size as your average lumberjack’s axe, but made of a dark green wood, and adorned with an internal carving in the shape of a spiked snake. The blade was defined by a single outward curve, with a set of runes along the edge and an intricate, scaled pattern on the interior. The whole thing seems to have a dull white glow around it, like a burnt out neon sign, waiting for a chance to shine again.

Ukonvasara, hammer-axe of the Thunder God. A weapon that doesn’t exist,” Dixon says. “If you’re the genuine article, you’re a long way from home.”

He took a look at the price tag. $25. They must’ve thought it was a fake, he thinks, knocking on the edge and listening to its high, tuning fork-like hum. Even if it is, should still do nicely in a fight. Dixon stashes it in his satchel, which seems to have no trouble holding it despite its small size.

> See what’s in the repair shops and take a breather

yee hawe

oh, that's why I need this binary mind //
johannes4123 Mighty demon dog-thing from The southern parts of Norway Since: Oct, 2016 Relationship Status: In denial
Mighty demon dog-thing
#320: Jun 11th 2020 at 1:44:57 PM

"Let's roll a vote on whether or not we should cook and eat the thing the rat is dragging with him everywhere"

>Raise hand

The thing that was gonna be powerful, then not, then powerful again
TabbyGirl4 Ruler of Everything from The Nowhere Islands Since: Nov, 2018 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Ruler of Everything
#321: Jun 11th 2020 at 2:02:53 PM

"Not it!"

>Throw something in the fire

"I'm Mary Poppins, Y'all!" - Yondu,2017
Baisteach Root of Star from Relationship Status: Brian Tyree Henry Since: Dec, 2019
Root of Star
#322: Jun 11th 2020 at 2:11:54 PM

Tiga follows the machine into the sporting district, running through the weapons he could use for his journey he eventually finds a wooden war club with metal teeth on one side with the other being a hook club, the handle wrapped in twine.

"This looks familiar....."

With that assertion, thoughts race through his head sending a name to him, a name he is sure is not his, but feels familiar.

"Iehohapata (ieh-HO-ha-pah-tah).......Ieho"

>Continue following the robot

Edited by Baisteach on Jun 11th 2020 at 2:15:10 AM

One day you're here, baby / And then you're gone.....
Playing_with_boy Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
#323: Jun 11th 2020 at 2:21:23 PM

"Rat? Rat? Rat?"

Frank walks away from the group. "Rat? Didn't my mother own a company called Rat ... something? wait, no, Radcool, no, Radpoll? Yeah, and my father was a lawyer. My parents must have been sooooooooooo rich. Huh."

Frank returns to the group.

Bobthedeadguy Not a guy anymore, ignore the name from IN YOUR COMPUTER!!! Since: Jan, 2019 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
Not a guy anymore, ignore the name
#324: Jun 11th 2020 at 7:39:57 PM

>Wave hand dismissively at Envy

"I know, I know...But as long as I don't do anything they w-won't like, everything should be f-fine...I hope."

>Try to sleep (looked up that rats are nocturnal for this even though it literally doesn't matter)

me ready

S-O-N-I-C, THAT'S ME!!!
Afterwards the cake is an alternative fact from Dead End: Paranormal Park Since: Apr, 2016 Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
the cake is an alternative fact
#325: Jun 12th 2020 at 4:16:23 AM

Alright guys! As you're all aware of, I've been spending pretty much all night writing up unique scenes for each of your characters as they discover themselves through dreams.

The full length of all these scenes put together is about three times as long as many of the longer posts in here - as such, i'm gonna divide it up into three different segments, then one more for the start of day 2. This is partly so I can divide my workload into easily digestible portions (since I still need to copypaste everything and reformat it for tvtropes) and so yall can get to reading while i work on the later parts.

Some of you helped me a whole lot with these, so I will also include a special thanks portion for everyone in the last post. Until then, plz remain patient and don't post until it's all done! Thank you!

EDIT: Also forgot to mention, some of these are in a different tense or point of view than the rest of the story - that's by design, don't worry :)

Edited by Afterwards on Jun 12th 2020 at 7:27:49 AM

she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster

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