Ness and co. win. If those 4 meddling kids can beat Giygas, a goddamn Eldritch Abomination, then they can take on anything from Doom Eternal.
Cyn (with the Absolute Solver) vs. Cynthia (With her Diamond/Pearl Pokemon team). I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...
I think Cynthia takes this one...
Mick Mundy vs. Crosshair
"Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it"Crosshair probably can't keep up with someone who has enough reflexes to blow someone's head off at point-blank with an uncharged projectile.
BATTLE OF THE DOLLAR STORE DANTES!!!
Considering what Alucard can do... Not looking good for Ragna here.
Ness (Post-Magicant) VS Yaldabaoth
Edited by Cordite-455 on Aug 25th 2024 at 11:28:08 PM
I don't think Godzilla will realize he's being attacked... not that it would make a difference, as he is far more powerful than anything Olimar and the Pikmin have ever faced.
Close your eyes, and you'll leave this dream~Homelander can't stand Uncle Grandpa and leaves the fight. Uncle Grandpa wins under the technicality of being the only one left in the fight...
For the person who said Cynthia would win the Cyn vs Cynthia fight... I'm scared to know what Cynthia was cooking because that means she managed to defeat a Digital Abomination...
Paper Mario (with his full TTYD party) Vs. Mr. Game and Watch (with his Ultimate moveset).
Edited by DeadlyEspresso on Aug 25th 2024 at 8:58:01 AM
I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...Game and Watch is outnumbered, so he loses.
Nicole vs Chloe Bourgeois Character in Avatar: Shouki Naifunage, OC. She has killed at least 99 people. I'm a man. NEW ADDITION TO AVATAR: COUNTRY FLAGS
Chloe has powers, while Nicole (as far as I'm aware) does not.
lowtiergod vs Christine Chandler
Close your eyes, and you'll leave this dream~Kirby would win, I guess. He did destroy tons of universal threats, so Galactus shouldn't be much of a challenge for him.
Shikanoko Noko vs. Jashin
Edited by GamerLuna2022 on Sep 4th 2024 at 4:29:52 AM
"Happy Halloween, I suppose..."Jashin is a particularly incompetent lamia who can't do anything right, but Nokotan is literally a god (probably a Mad God). Jashin is either going to Yurine in a full-body cast or will probably just get so fed up with Nokotan's random bullshit that she throws the match.
The Chosen Four vs. Omori and friends (both of them at roughly the same level)
Ness and his friends have faced world ending abominations and have some impressive elemental powers. That said, could they even fight the Omori characters...considering they don't actually exist?
Shou Tucker(Bear monster form) with mutant chimeras vs Jervis Tetch/The Mad Hatter with mind controlled victims
All witches, all skeletons, all jack O Lanterns, gather round your TV set, put on your masks, and watch...watch the magic pumpkin, Watch...Jervis Tetch wins, but that's more because I just want to move on to the next fight.
Black Hat vs Pheonix Wright. They get to duke it out in court over Black Hat's many crimes. I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...
On a thematic level, depends on whose home series we are in. Phoenix has changed entire systems with hard effort and in his verse he could definitely get the case to be shifted to Black Hat. (Will jail contain him, probably not)
Meanwhile, if we are in Black Hat’s home verse he just gets killed off in a background scene because we can’t let censors see what happened.
Overall, I like the Phoenix story better since it’s an obstacle he could reasonably overcome (assuming he can get a unified effort up quickly.) and then it’s pretty obvious he did it.
Anyway, that was probably a little too much.
The Nemesis
v.s. Miles Taylor
Miles seems to be pretty unexperienced with his powers (considering he's a kid and all), but I think he would be able to defeat DBD!Nemesis.
The original Nemesis, on the other hand, absolutely bodies him (especially since even the original Glided wasn't very resistant to damage).
Speaking of DBD and Resident Evil... The Artist and the Oni vs. all of the playable characters in Resident Evil 4's Mercenaries mode.
The Artist can summon flocks of crows to harass the opponents and The Oni is pretty much a Lightning Bruiser, so the Mercenaries would get disrupted over by the former to let the latter smash them.
Next up... i'm sorry for this. Nothing solves a day of depression better than a warm smile.
Meta Knight's advantage is that he has the ability to fight back against the dinosaurs, complete with a bladed weapon. He takes this.
Sandy Cheeks vs. Cordell Walker
Edited by RWBYraikou888 on Sep 10th 2024 at 4:46:10 AM
Orcus on His Throne will always be my pet peeve.Mr. Game and Watch has a 75% chance of curbstomping Henry in a funny fashion. There is always a chance Henry will pull a win out of his ass.
Joker piloting the Normandy vs. every cinematic Joker using Arkham Knight-style tanks.
The legend has returned.I don't know about Mass Effect but this poor guy probably isn't gonna do much against an army of super psychotic clowns in military grade vehicles. Even if he is an accomplished star pilot.
All witches, all skeletons, all jack O Lanterns, gather round your TV set, put on your masks, and watch...watch the magic pumpkin, Watch...

Four absorbs Homelander into his own body, forcing him to do algebla for all eternity. That cuntrag can stay there forevermore, for anyone cares.
The Chosen Four (Post-Magicant Ness, all four fully leveled and stocked) VS the Khan Maykr