Marx corrupts Snow White's purity and manipulates her into mischief making and other evildoings.
Fred Rogers and Azazoth
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn't last long for fat people.There is no fight. Mr. Rogers literally refuses to fight and just talks it out so hard that he befriends Azathoth. Of course it doesn't do much in the grand scheme of things but their newfound friendship seems to be going pretty well.
Oggy123 vs. Mr_Blister
Edited by VidExGuy on Aug 18th 2020 at 9:23:18 AM
Forum signature.There is no fight... Just bumps and lazy responses
TF2 Soldier vs. Marth
Prettiest Meta Knight Gijinka, nglAt first Marth was caught by the sudden salvo of missiles launched at him, the Soldier's rockets were much faster than the arrows he was used to dodging. In addition he had to put more effort into dodging them, as he'd still feel like he'd been hit with a hammer if he let himself get caught in the small explosion each gave off upon contact with the ground.
"What's the matter, sissy?" Soldier jeered, "Never fought American tech before?"
Yet the Soldier got complacent relying on his rocket launcher so when Marth finally got up close with his superior range, Soldier reached too late in pulling out his shotgun and his arm suffered a horrible wound from Marth's Falchion as a result. Left with only one good arm and and one last option, the Soldier attempted to pull out his Escape Plan and make a tactical retreat. Unfortunately even with the added speed boost he got, Marty was still able to keep up with him (he thanked himself for putting on those new boots he found) and sliced at the side of one of his legs, being careful to only incapacitate him and not break his femoral artery. The Soldier fell to the ground with a surprised scream and got on his back, only to be met with the tip of Marth's blade at his face.
"This battle is over," Marth declared. Soldier scowled and pulled out one of his grenades.
"I'd rather die than admit to being beaten by a filthy jap! AMERICA FORE-" his cry was cut short when Marty grabbed the grenade right out of his hand and threw it far away.
"...You... spared my life?" Soldier asked, more confused than anything.
"Of course. I see no reason why a talented warrior like yourself should go to waste. If you'd like, you can travel with my army while we're on our quest." Soldier opened his mouth, "And no, it wouldn't count as defecting, we have no quarrel with your country at the moment." He closed it again and remained silent until he finally decided to ask his final question.
"Will I get to beat the crap out of un-American people?"
"More than you can count."
Soldier broke out into a patriotic grin, "Okay Sally, count me in!" He tried to get up, but his leg was still injured, a fact which he was quickly reminded of.
"Don't worry about that, I'll get one of our mages to fix that up with a healing staff- oh how rude of me, do you know what mages are?"
"Do I know what they are?! Sister, my roomate was one of 'em!"
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Johnny Bravo vs. E. Honda
Forum signature.Let's just say that Wilson outsmarts Steve and sets up a concealed trap that instantly KOs Steve the moment he walks into it.
Mina Ashido vs. Peter Griffin "This girl named Dawn is endlessly complaining about what she calls 'Mega Evolution Absentia'. She's crazy!" - Dawn
Peter Griffin mocks Mina Ashido...just for being a woman, but instead gets the most one-sided ass-kicking of a lifetime. Try as he might, Mina will outwit Peter with her smarts and shoot acid onto the guy's face and body.
Toru Hagakure vs. Ryuji Takasu
Edited by YourEternalTroper on Nov 16th 2023 at 9:47:57 PM
The stage is my opera! The race is my play! This performance is my drama! I am...T.M. Opera O!Toru thinks Ryuji is a yakuza and picks him into a fight that would end quickly (as long as he can not see her), if not for Taiga taking on Toru and revealing she has also powers, she can smell her!! Afterwards a surprised Toru invites Taiga to the academy...
Anpanman vs Kazuma Azuma (Yakitate Japan!)
Sayara doesn't seem like the type to fight people unprompted, especially innocents, so she doesn't want to fight Spongebob at first. However, Spongebob almost ran her over during a driving test and she had to defend herself using her sword and magical girl powers. Sayara ends up winning easily.
Daisy Buchanan vs. Amanda Young.
Edited by Cutegirl920fire on Nov 17th 2023 at 8:00:13 AM
CG for shortIt's a fifty/fifty, but Amanda probably wins, because of her experience as a serial likker
Yuzuriha Kotoko and Toyama Kasumi
Edited by Memer999 on Nov 17th 2023 at 8:26:11 AM
AITA for injecting my daughter with a known lethal substance?Kotoko gets distracted by Kasumi's very loud music playing, just enough for Kasumi to knock her out non-lethally in one hit.
Momo Yaoyorozu vs. Princess Bean "This girl named Dawn is endlessly complaining about what she calls 'Mega Evolution Absentia'. She's crazy!" - Dawn
Most of it is spent making jokes about how Girl-on-Girl is Hot, until it suddenly ends with Momo winning in a Curb-Stomp Battle.
Geno vs. Power Orcus on His Throne will always be my pet peeve.
Power would make quick work of Geno due to his Blood Knight status.
Crazy Dave vs. Max Tennyson Currently Reading: N/A
Max easily beats Dave in a Curb-Stomp Battle thanks to the former's higher intelligence, combat and planning skills.
Tsuyu Asui vs Bender "This girl named Dawn is endlessly complaining about what she calls 'Mega Evolution Absentia'. She's crazy!" - Dawn
Woodie chops The Lorax into pieces without even requiring him to enter his alternate forms
vs.
x1000
gets eaten alive by a swarm of 1000
like Antonin Dovchenko.
President Koopa (1993 film) vs. Bowser (2023 film)
When darkness meets the light, this is what it sounds like!The ninja slashes the bugs to death with his knives.
Geordi LaForge vs. the Joker. For every low there is a high.

The Axem Rangers become honeycomb.
Marx vs Snow White
Edited by Oggy123 on Jun 28th 2020 at 3:17:51 PM