Mr. Frog decapitates Dirk before he even knew what happened.
The Corleones vs. The Sopranos.
Edited by Weirdguy149 on Jan 21st 2025 at 12:26:42 PM
The legend has returned.Surprisingly the latter is actually very competent, but the Corleones take the victory.
"You can't spell 'Wario' without 'war'."
Astro has to use his Twisted form to prevent Moon from figuratively trampling over him, but the kooky animatronic still takes home the win.
"You can't spell 'Wario' without 'war'."
Tough call, as while Dekar can actually fight, Jar Jar is either stupidly lucky or good at evading attacks... Ultimately, Dekar takes it, as Jar Jar's luck has to run out eventually.
Pyscho Mantis vs Monika vs Deadpool
The fourth wall gets so irreparably shattered that the universe folds in on itself and creates four parallel universes, one for each combatant winning, and one where they just give up and go for chimichangas.
Flandre Scarlet vs. Muffin Heeler. Not in a physical fight; we just hop the girls up on Skittles and Kool-Aid and set them up with a game of Mario Party or something.
Always remember to hydrate! (A message from Snoopy)The two play surprisingly nice with each other... until Flandre gets screwed over by Chance Time. After that, the whole city is in ruins by next morning.
Steven Universe vs Megatron, but the former is trying to convince the latter not to rewrite history by murdering the dormant Optimus Prime.
Edited by AlphaBrav0 on Jan 25th 2025 at 10:15:41 AM
Close your eyes, and you'll leave this dream~Megatron kills Optimus without even stopping to hear Steven out. If he mentioned giving Optimus a good fight, that would give him pause, but the pacifistic Steven is never gonna go for that approach.
Godzilla vs. a mecha made up of several Whovilles (each Whoville is the size of a dust speck).
The legend has returned.Godzilla wins, easy.
Rip Blazcowicz Vs Odalia Blight (either in the physical department or the anger inducing department)
Edited by KyrieUmineko on Jan 26th 2025 at 8:43:49 PM
Rip is a Nazi collaborator from a world where the Nazis had super-science on their side, whereas Odalia is a witch who sold out her own people in the hopes that her family would be spared by a similarly evil regime. Not that any of it matters, because BJ comes in and blows both their heads off for their crimes.
Kaworu Nagisa vs Makimanote
Edited by AlphaBrav0 on Apr 2nd 2025 at 6:25:01 AM
Close your eyes, and you'll leave this dream~Both are master manipulators, but Kaworu's status as a half angel, he's got the upper hand.
Alastor vs. William "The Amazing Maxwell" Carter Currently Reading: N/A
Alastor would probably win this I guess? Since he's probably more evil.
Sid vs. Sid Hot take: I actually like Yoshi's New Island and it's soundtrack.
The Persona Joker goes to deal with DC's Joker due to his sins relating to his crimes, and ultimately fails to change him even with his heart-taking mechanic. Thus, the good Joker just cuts the crap and shoots him.
Chrysalis, Tirek and Cozy Glow vs. Jumba's 626 Experiments
Edited by VengefulBale on Feb 9th 2025 at 8:38:42 AM
Prettiest Meta Knight Gijinka, nglConservation of Ninjutsu is in full effect here. The three MLP reps win, mostly because Tirek solos most experiments.
Jeff the Killer Battle Royale!
Sesseur's original vs. GamefuelTV's version vs. K. Banning Lellum's rewrite vs. Pastra's rewrite vs. BladeNinja's take.
BladeNinja!Jeff is Nigh-Invulnerable and becomes the winner. He's a Pillar Chase 2 monster; you're supposed to run and hide from him.
Destiny vs. Plankton My mother nicknamed me, hence the username.
Plankton forfeits out of fear of his natural predator (propped up by the fact that he is scared of Pearl Krabs the whale in the show). Which is a shame because she would have had a very hard time actually finding him in the first place.
Jimmy Brooks vs. Laces note
Edited by Weirdguy149 on Feb 10th 2025 at 8:40:48 AM
The legend has returned.Given how Drake was once much bigger than Kendrick, Jimmy probably wins, with a Handicapped Badass moment to boot.
Bill Cipher vs. Caine Currently Reading: N/A
Jevil says he can do anything, but whether or not that claim is true, Pomni will not win this one (for now...).
"You can't spell 'Wario' without 'war'."
Shirai teleports out of the way of Nanase's attacks and teleports to a spot where she has the advantage. Shirai eventually wins.
Disney!Captain Hook vs. 2003!Captain Hooknote
Edited by SeaMonkey851 on Feb 15th 2025 at 10:37:27 AM
My mother nicknamed me, hence the username.

Knuckles confuses Perry for a normal platypus therefore he doesn't expect any of Perry's attacks therefore Perry wins.
Dirk Dinkum Vs Mr Frog BTW I was writing this while eating a sandwich.