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Susman123 Since: Aug, 2022 Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
#276: Jan 21st 2025 at 5:38:28 AM

Knuckles confuses Perry for a normal platypus therefore he doesn't expect any of Perry's attacks therefore Perry wins.


Dirk Dinkum Vs Mr Frog

BTW I was writing this while eating a sandwich.
Weirdguy149 Former King from Lumiose City Since: Jul, 2014 Relationship Status: I'd jump in front of a train for ya!
Former King
#277: Jan 21st 2025 at 9:26:26 AM

Mr. Frog decapitates Dirk before he even knew what happened.

The Corleones vs. The Sopranos.

Edited by Weirdguy149 on Jan 21st 2025 at 12:26:42 PM

The legend has returned.
leafsaber47 Hm? Am I late? from post-apocalyptic world (Not-So-Newbie) Relationship Status: Robosexual
Hm? Am I late?
#278: Jan 22nd 2025 at 10:52:58 AM

Surprisingly the latter is actually very competent, but the Corleones take the victory.


Samus Aran v. Adol Christin

similar Item Get! themes

"You can't spell 'Wario' without 'war'."
Yamanekko Esnupi from atop the red doghouse Since: Sep, 2024 Relationship Status: Whoa, they're bisexual! I didn't know that!
Esnupi
#279: Jan 22nd 2025 at 2:05:01 PM

Moral of the story: Don't bring a sword to a beam cannon fight. You'll end up a charred husk with your armor melted.


Plank vs. Rocky

Always remember to hydrate! (A message from Snoopy)
DeadlyEspresso Louisiana Heartstopper from your local Popeyes Since: Apr, 2023
Louisiana Heartstopper
#280: Jan 22nd 2025 at 2:06:25 PM

Rocky wins because rock beats wood.


Astro vs. Moon

I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...
leafsaber47 Hm? Am I late? from post-apocalyptic world (Not-So-Newbie) Relationship Status: Robosexual
Hm? Am I late?
#281: Jan 24th 2025 at 8:06:36 AM

Astro has to use his Twisted form to prevent Moon from figuratively trampling over him, but the kooky animatronic still takes home the win.


Debi & Marlene v. Gemini Man

"You can't spell 'Wario' without 'war'."
DecafGrub47393 Since: Oct, 2013 Relationship Status: Love is an open door
#282: Jan 24th 2025 at 8:26:51 AM

Gemini Man loses after a quick battle.

Dekar vs Jar-Jar Binks

Here's looking at you, kid.
AlphaBrav0 Faraway's Sun from A pink apartment complex Since: Aug, 2016 Relationship Status: Wishing you were here
Faraway's Sun
#283: Jan 25th 2025 at 4:40:42 PM

Tough call, as while Dekar can actually fight, Jar Jar is either stupidly lucky or good at evading attacks... Ultimately, Dekar takes it, as Jar Jar's luck has to run out eventually.

Pyscho Mantis vs Monika vs Deadpool

Close your eyes, and you'll leave this dream~
Yamanekko Esnupi from atop the red doghouse Since: Sep, 2024 Relationship Status: Whoa, they're bisexual! I didn't know that!
Esnupi
#284: Jan 25th 2025 at 7:34:56 PM

The fourth wall gets so irreparably shattered that the universe folds in on itself and creates four parallel universes, one for each combatant winning, and one where they just give up and go for chimichangas.


Flandre Scarlet vs. Muffin Heeler. Not in a physical fight; we just hop the girls up on Skittles and Kool-Aid and set them up with a game of Mario Party or something.

Always remember to hydrate! (A message from Snoopy)
AlphaBrav0 Faraway's Sun from A pink apartment complex Since: Aug, 2016 Relationship Status: Wishing you were here
Faraway's Sun
#285: Jan 25th 2025 at 8:13:12 PM

The two play surprisingly nice with each other... until Flandre gets screwed over by Chance Time. After that, the whole city is in ruins by next morning.

Steven Universe vs Megatron, but the former is trying to convince the latter not to rewrite history by murdering the dormant Optimus Prime.

Edited by AlphaBrav0 on Jan 25th 2025 at 10:15:41 AM

Close your eyes, and you'll leave this dream~
Weirdguy149 Former King from Lumiose City Since: Jul, 2014 Relationship Status: I'd jump in front of a train for ya!
Former King
#286: Jan 25th 2025 at 9:14:38 PM

Megatron kills Optimus without even stopping to hear Steven out. If he mentioned giving Optimus a good fight, that would give him pause, but the pacifistic Steven is never gonna go for that approach.

Godzilla vs. a mecha made up of several Whovilles (each Whoville is the size of a dust speck).

The legend has returned.
KyrieUmineko Huey Emmerich from Somewhere in Bendigo Since: Nov, 2024 Relationship Status: Abstaining
Huey Emmerich
#287: Jan 26th 2025 at 1:41:09 AM

Godzilla wins, easy.


Rip Blazcowicz Vs Odalia Blight (either in the physical department or the anger inducing department)

Edited by KyrieUmineko on Jan 26th 2025 at 8:43:49 PM

AlphaBrav0 Faraway's Sun from A pink apartment complex Since: Aug, 2016 Relationship Status: Wishing you were here
Faraway's Sun
#288: Jan 30th 2025 at 8:33:57 AM

Rip is a Nazi collaborator from a world where the Nazis had super-science on their side, whereas Odalia is a witch who sold out her own people in the hopes that her family would be spared by a similarly evil regime. Not that any of it matters, because BJ comes in and blows both their heads off for their crimes.

Kaworu Nagisa vs Makimanote 

Edited by AlphaBrav0 on Apr 2nd 2025 at 6:25:01 AM

Close your eyes, and you'll leave this dream~
Sourguy Doesn't do much (He/Him) from The Peach State Since: Oct, 2021 Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
Doesn't do much (He/Him)
#289: Feb 9th 2025 at 4:09:28 PM

Both are master manipulators, but Kaworu's status as a half angel, he's got the upper hand.


Alastor vs. William "The Amazing Maxwell" Carter

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cornyfield256 about to kidnap from Yoshi's Island Since: Dec, 2022 Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
about to kidnap
#290: Feb 9th 2025 at 4:20:04 PM

Alastor would probably win this I guess? Since he's probably more evil.


Sid vs. Sid

Hot take: I actually like Yoshi's New Island and it's soundtrack.
DecafGrub47393 Since: Oct, 2013 Relationship Status: Love is an open door
#291: Feb 9th 2025 at 5:18:25 PM

Toy Story Sid wins this fight.

Odio vs. Scrappy-Doo

Here's looking at you, kid.
FireArrowEightSeventy The murderer. 🗾🇯🇵 from John Gutter Since: Apr, 2024 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
The murderer. 🗾🇯🇵
#292: Feb 9th 2025 at 6:29:53 PM

Odio is a demon king, while Scrappy is just a dog. You do the math.

Joker vs… Joker?

Edited by FireArrowEightSeventy on Feb 9th 2025 at 8:30:04 AM

Character in Avatar: Shouki Naifunage, OC. She has killed at least 99 people. I'm a man. NEW ADDITION TO AVATAR: COUNTRY FLAGS
VengefulBale Bishie Gijinka Meta Knight from Nowhere Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: It's complicated
Bishie Gijinka Meta Knight
#293: Feb 9th 2025 at 6:38:25 PM

The Persona Joker goes to deal with DC's Joker due to his sins relating to his crimes, and ultimately fails to change him even with his heart-taking mechanic. Thus, the good Joker just cuts the crap and shoots him.


Chrysalis, Tirek and Cozy Glow vs. Jumba's 626 Experiments

Edited by VengefulBale on Feb 9th 2025 at 8:38:42 AM

Prettiest Meta Knight Gijinka, ngl
Janker72 Since: Mar, 2023 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
#294: Feb 10th 2025 at 1:17:04 AM

Conservation of Ninjutsu is in full effect here. The three MLP reps win, mostly because Tirek solos most experiments.


Jeff the Killer Battle Royale!

Sesseur's original vs. GamefuelTV's version vs. K. Banning Lellum's rewrite vs. Pastra's rewrite vs. BladeNinja's take.

SeaMonkey851 Autistic Gamer from Topeka, Kansas (Holding A Herring) Relationship Status: I'd jump in front of a train for ya!
Autistic Gamer
#295: Feb 10th 2025 at 4:33:43 AM

BladeNinja!Jeff is Nigh-Invulnerable and becomes the winner. He's a Pillar Chase 2 monster; you're supposed to run and hide from him.


Destiny vs. Plankton

My mother nicknamed me, hence the username.
Weirdguy149 Former King from Lumiose City Since: Jul, 2014 Relationship Status: I'd jump in front of a train for ya!
Former King
#296: Feb 10th 2025 at 5:39:29 AM

Plankton forfeits out of fear of his natural predator (propped up by the fact that he is scared of Pearl Krabs the whale in the show). Which is a shame because she would have had a very hard time actually finding him in the first place.

Jimmy Brooks vs. Laces note 

Edited by Weirdguy149 on Feb 10th 2025 at 8:40:48 AM

The legend has returned.
Sourguy Doesn't do much (He/Him) from The Peach State Since: Oct, 2021 Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
Doesn't do much (He/Him)
#297: Feb 14th 2025 at 4:50:14 PM

Given how Drake was once much bigger than Kendrick, Jimmy probably wins, with a Handicapped Badass moment to boot.


Bill Cipher vs. Caine

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DeadlyEspresso Louisiana Heartstopper from your local Popeyes Since: Apr, 2023
Louisiana Heartstopper
#298: Feb 14th 2025 at 6:41:21 PM

Bill Cipher wins since, well, Caine is only a VIRTUAL reality warper...


Pomni vs. Jevil

I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...
leafsaber47 Hm? Am I late? from post-apocalyptic world (Not-So-Newbie) Relationship Status: Robosexual
Hm? Am I late?
#299: Feb 14th 2025 at 7:52:49 PM

Jevil says he can do anything, but whether or not that claim is true, Pomni will not win this one (for now...).


Nanase v. Kuroko Shirai

"You can't spell 'Wario' without 'war'."
SeaMonkey851 Autistic Gamer from Topeka, Kansas (Holding A Herring) Relationship Status: I'd jump in front of a train for ya!
Autistic Gamer
#300: Feb 15th 2025 at 8:32:32 AM

Shirai teleports out of the way of Nanase's attacks and teleports to a spot where she has the advantage. Shirai eventually wins.


Disney!Captain Hook vs. 2003!Captain Hooknote 

Edited by SeaMonkey851 on Feb 15th 2025 at 10:37:27 AM

My mother nicknamed me, hence the username.

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