Questionably Questionable Facts

Fact 176: All three previous facts are simultaneously true and false.

Fact 177: It's not me! I don't know what you mean!

Fact 178. It's too late now, the police are on their way.

Fact 179: You're under arrest.

Fact 180: In the future, we will all be humans.

Fact 181 : And in the past, we were all vegetables.

Fact 182: In the present, we are all Solipsism.

Fact 183: All dinosaurs ate spaghetti.

Fact 184. Until 1800, all spaghetti was cold because we didnt have microwaves

FACT NUMBER 185: unfortunately these cold spaghetti could get further ruined, as they tended to dissipate into television static out of nowhere at such conditions

186. This account is banned.

Fact 187 : Every account is now banned. Don't try to pretend that yours isn't.

Fact 188: Every dream you have is actually real and happening to you in an alternate reality that you are transported to when you go to sleep.

Fact 189: Light Years don't measure distance. They measure your age once you die!

Fact 190 : The world isn't real. This is all an elaborate simulation being run by a guy named Sheldon.

Fact 191: Sheldon is also a simulation, and present within the universe.

Fact 192: Sheldon was created by some guy named Chuck Lorre, known for his crappy sitcoms.

Fact 193: All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton.

FACT NUMBER 194: Banana. Rot at e.

Go fasstre, Ba an nab.

Fact 195: Gibberish is a legitimate fact.

Fact 196: Calling out other people is a legitimate fact.

Fact 197: Calling out yourself is a legitimate fact.

Fact 198: Doing four facts in one post isn’t annoying at all.

Fact 199: next fact is fact #200.

Fact 200: Each fact is equal to X. Each previous fact is equal to X minus 1. Each subsequent fact is equal to X plus 1.

Fact 201. Fish can actually breathe in space. That is why space whales exist, they are whales that swam too high and escaped into space.

Fact 202: Most seemingly "solid" walls can actually be walked through if you do it in the right way, at the exact right speed and the right moment. This is different for each section of any particular wall.

Fact 200: Alternatively, you can backwards long jump (BLJ) through walls. Yes, you can BLJ in real life, but the exact steps to doing so are kept classified by the government. They're probably being kept in Area 51.

Edited by DrNoPuma on May 30th 2020 at 3:58:30 PM