Fact New 52: The reason there's no life on Mars is because Walt Disney created a race of sentient pancakes that could tell time and build rockets that went to Mars, and they fed the Martians so much they got they blew up and gave us beautiful fireworks!
Fact 53: Strapping fireworks to your back is a fast and convenient way to travel.
Please make this canon, DC. I love the idea of the Joker and Harley's hyenas acting like them.Fact 6x9: The best way to storm a bar is to shoot all the barrels in there. 'cause they explode from all the alcohol in 'em, dummy.
...Fact 60: All animals are committing tax evasion.
Awww. :D
Edited by DrNoPuma on Apr 28th 2020 at 5:29:00 AM
Please make this canon, DC. I love the idea of the Joker and Harley's hyenas acting like them.Fact Nintendo 64: There is someone standing right behind you, but if you turn around, they will turn invisible.
Please make this canon, DC. I love the idea of the Joker and Harley's hyenas acting like them.Fact 33x2: There exists an unfinished film adaptation of Robin Hood in which Robin Hood is portrayed by an actual robin, Prince John is portrayed by Johnny Depp, Little John is portrayed by a clone of Johnny Depp, and Friar Tuck is portrayed by a deep fryer. It was cancelled after Thanos' snap deleted half of all life.
Edited by DrNoPuma on Apr 27th 2020 at 11:08:51 AM
Please make this canon, DC. I love the idea of the Joker and Harley's hyenas acting like them.Fact 33 + 34: did you know that this thread was inspired by counting threads? and also, did you know that you are merely a Soul Jar for your inner skeleton?
Fact Order 66 + 2: There is no sun and there is no moon. Those things are just really big lamps, and the eclipses are the lamps being covered by a shade.
Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."Fact 69 (nice): It was as big as the moon, where the moon should be, and it looked a little bit like the moon, but it was in the way of the moon! I couldn't see the moon for the big moon-shaped thing in front of the moon!
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.Fact 70: In 1990, Kermit the Frog collected all the Chaos Emeralds.
since we missed 70. 72 is next.
Edited by DrNoPuma on Apr 27th 2020 at 6:11:40 AM
Please make this canon, DC. I love the idea of the Joker and Harley's hyenas acting like them.25x3: Magma consists of 40% salsa, 20% ketchup, 1% arsenic, and probably some other things, I dunno.
Please make this canon, DC. I love the idea of the Joker and Harley's hyenas acting like them.

Fact 51: Since everything in the universe is technically made out of the same things, you can eat a rock like you would a chicken nugget.
Before there were demons, fate-breakers, reborn incarnations of evil, and so many more, there was only a cat with a gun, and he was king.