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Fact 51: Since everything in the universe is technically made out of the same things, you can eat a rock like you would a chicken nugget.
Fact New 52: The reason there's no life on Mars is because Walt Disney created a race of sentient pancakes that could tell time and build rockets that went to Mars, and they fed the Martians so much they got they blew up and gave us beautiful fireworks!
Fact 53: Strapping fireworks to your back is a fast and convenient way to travel.
Fact 6x9: The best way to storm a bar is to shoot all the barrels in there. 'cause they explode from all the alcohol in 'em, dummy.
Fact 55: The geography man stands compares nearest man superior.
FACT NUMBER 56: During the medieval era, executions such as converting a person's molecular structure into that of a cabbage were fairly common.
FACT 57: Facts are lazy.
FACT 58: Facts are late.
Fact 59: Facts do not exist
Fact 60: All animals are committing tax evasion.
Edited by DrNoPuma on Apr 28th 2020 at 5:29:00 AM
Fact 61: The Shiba Inu has the power to control time and space.
Fact 62: Despite many people agreeing that there really should be one, there is actually no Fact 62.
Fact 525,600 minutes: There is no gravity in space, and the Earth is in space; therefore, there is no gravity on Earth.
Fact Nintendo 64: There is someone standing right behind you, but if you turn around, they will turn invisible.
Fact 65: (Mop + Chicken)/Trees = Life.
Fact 33x2: There exists an unfinished film adaptation of Robin Hood in which Robin Hood is portrayed by an actual robin, Prince John is portrayed by Johnny Depp, Little John is portrayed by a clone of Johnny Depp, and Friar Tuck is portrayed by a deep fryer. It was cancelled after Thanos' snap deleted half of all life.
Edited by DrNoPuma on Apr 27th 2020 at 11:08:51 AM
Fact 33 + 34: did you know that this thread was inspired by counting threads? and also, did you know that you are merely a Soul Jar for your inner skeleton?
Fact Order 66 + 2: There is no sun and there is no moon. Those things are just really big lamps, and the eclipses are the lamps being covered by a shade.
Fact 69 (nice): It was as big as the moon, where the moon should be, and it looked a little bit like the moon, but it was in the way of the moon! I couldn't see the moon for the big moon-shaped thing in front of the moon!
Fact 71: The New Jersey Turnpike is a hodgepodge of trucks.
Fact 70: In 1990, Kermit the Frog collected all the Chaos Emeralds.
since we missed 70. 72 is next.
Edited by DrNoPuma on Apr 27th 2020 at 6:11:40 AM
72: Kermit The Frog was defeated in 2013, upon a 23 year long battle against his former friends of Sesame Street, via a decisive punch from Elmo The Hedgehog.
73: Kermit the Frog wasnít created from a coat - he was actually formed from a meteorite that crashed at Jim Hensonís feet one day.
Edited by Routeferret on Apr 27th 2020 at 11:33:58 AM
74: Gandalf has an account on the virtual pet website Chicken Smoothie.
25x3: Magma consists of 40% salsa, 20% ketchup, 1% arsenic, and probably some other things, I dunno.
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