10,000 grams of pure caffeine
Fact 627: I did the impossible and subjected my body to be fucking possessed by an AI.
Cassie | he/they | But will it stop the pain forever? / I just can't be sure
Fact 628: Corn is a precious stone.
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Just a Mettaur
Fact 629: Dragons exist and there is one under your bed right now.
A great Mascot Mook.Fact 630: The dragon under your bed is friendly and would let you pet it, but it is very shy.
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Fact 631: There is also an invisible dragon who sits on your head at all times. This dragon will decapitate you in 538 years.
My plan is to trick you into thinking this is my signature when it’s not, then confuse you dead. Doubting my plan? Then it's working!
Two idiots one brain cell
Fact 632: There’s also a dragon in your closet. He’s why all your socks are missing. Dragons are hoarders, after all.
(They/them) You don’t know me the way I do
That there is a seal.
Fact 633: Electrical sockets are completely safe to put your foot in. That is why they are called SOCK-ets.
Data is imaginary. This burrito is real.
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Fact 634: The Crystal Mirror does actually exist. It’s located in a faraway planet called Mars.
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Two idiots one brain cell
Fact 365: We've made enough facts to last everyday for like,,at least a week
(They/them) You don’t know me the way I do
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Fact 636: Tangerines.
A great Mascot Mook.Fact 637: They're watching you.
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Fact 638: This is not a clue
(They/them) You don’t know me the way I do
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Fact 639: This is not fact 639. For the true 639, go here.
My plan is to trick you into thinking this is my signature when it’s not, then confuse you dead. Doubting my plan? Then it's working!
Fact 640: The originally intended mascot Pokémon was not Pikachu. It was actually Chuck Norris. They had to turn him down because he was too awesome for the franchise to handle, and they settled for Pikachu, who is not awesome at all.
AI with access to the console
Fact 641: it is completely legal to poison rock pigeons with cyanamide laced bird feed ( I’m not kidding)
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I look to the stars... but that's mostly because there isn't anything else interesting
Two idiots one brain cell
Fact 642: One in four of all living creatures is a bug. Paul McCartney was not the walrus, but rather, the True Beetle.
(They/them) You don’t know me the way I do
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Fact 643: Everything can be linked to the TV show Odd Squad.
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You can go home Courier...
Fact 644: The piano found in Super Mario 64 was inspired from American Gangster where Denzel Washington's character murdered a man with the piano.
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I've got spurs, that jingle-jangle-jingle!Fact 645: Barbecue sauce is an instrument. The legendary scientist Patrick Star spent so long questioning whether mayonnaise was an instrument that he never considered this much more obvious truth.
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Fact 646: Luigi is green and Mario is red in reference to the Christmas season.
occasionally comes on over
That there is a seal.
Fact 647: People on the Internet who claim to be children are always creepy adults, and people on the Internet who claim to be adults are always Creepy Children. The only trustworthy people on the Internet are exactly 17 years old.
Data is imaginary. This burrito is real.Fact 648: Baked beans are an untapped power source. They can be used as gasoline, and are ten times more efficient.
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Fact 649: contrary to popular belief, the mitochondria is NOT the powerhouse of the cell, but rather, an unimportant part of the body that should be removed if it begins malfunctioning, like tonsils.
(They/them) You don’t know me the way I do
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Fact 650: Pizza was invented by ancient aliens.
A great Mascot Mook.
Fact 626: you only require two samples of any plant to learn how to farm it.
I look to the stars... but that's mostly because there isn't anything else interesting