Mr. Krabs having a midlife crisis
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A: Firm, but with a little give. Yup, these are medium-rare.
B: What if someone wants theirs well-done?
A: We ask them politely yet firmly to leave.
Edited by TheFarmboy on Sep 21st 2022 at 9:35:53 AM
"The Caesar has marked you for death, and the Legion obeys! Ready yourself for battle!"A:
B:
A: This is awful! I am just so upset!
B: It'll be okay! C, go get some water.
C: Why does A even NEED water? Who gets sad and then goes "thank god, the water's here"??
Edited by nonalienpersonyep on Sep 22nd 2022 at 10:24:40 AM
He can, however, feel sad, like when his wife left him.A:
B:
C:
"I'm thinking about becoming a licensed therapist so I can get paid for having to deal with people's shit."
"Call me dickmaster."
A: “I set fires to feel joy.” B: “That’s adorable!”
A:
B:
"Feed me and tell me I'm pretty!" I do some cleanup and then I enjoy shows you probably think are cringe.
To Climb specifically.
A: "Everyone talks about fuckable aliens in space, but the reality is most aliens would probably not look attractive to us."
B: "That's why we have to become the fuckable aliens by conquering the galaxy and letting evolution and genetic engineering do their things."
"Call me dickmaster."A:
B:
"Here's two facts about me: 1. I hate hot people, and, 2. I'm a hypocrite."
"As president of KaibaCorp, I declare your argument as invalid!!!"
"You are not an anarchist. I'm an anarchist. You're a temporarily-embarrassed dictator."
The Revolution Will Not Be Tropeable
In Beast Machines referring to Megatron, probably
"Watching Evangelion. First time since I was a kid. Finding it unable to relate to the Shinji character. He's tasked with a mission to literally save humanity and all he can do is engaged in self-pity. "Nobody asked me to be a pilot." "Daddy doesn't like me." Boo hoo"
Edited by Wafer on Sep 26th 2022 at 5:06:14 AM
whatsapp yukari
"What do you call a cute cow? Cow-waii!"
Poyo!
It's all part of her job lol
"Do you think God stays in Heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created here on Earth?"
Edited by TheFarmboy on Sep 26th 2022 at 10:31:04 AM
"The Caesar has marked you for death, and the Legion obeys! Ready yourself for battle!"
During the war yeah. Also, Goddess.
"G-guys, I think I may be bisexual..."
"Oh please, dont be a dumbass. Everyone knows bisexuals aren't real, like Bigfoot or a good episode of Family Guy."
Some call it stalking, I say walking just extremely close behindA:
B:
“Do you know who Joe is?”
"isn't nonbinary like when a computer doesn't use 1s and 0s in its code"
"Nonbinary is when words have Xs in them and the more Xs there are the nonbinarier it is"
The Revolution Will Not Be Tropeable
"It’s Spamton! GET HIM! KILL HIM! KICK HIS FUCKING ASS! STOMP HIM INTO THE FUCKING GROUND! RRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! KILL SPAMTON! I WANT HIM FUCKING DEAD! I WANT SPAMTON KILLED NOW!! AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH! KILL SPAMTON FILL HIM WITH HOLES! KILL HIM DEAAAAD!!!!!! I WANT SPAMTON GONE AND M"
whatsapp yukari
"Is it murder if I do it consenually?"
"I hate how bad people can get away with injustices with no punishment whatsoever." "I didn't like how the anime made me a jerk. I'm a Nice Girl in reality." - Iris | Daily song: Prayer
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A: Giving birth isn’t as painful as being kicked in the nuts.
B: Have you had a baby?
A: No, but over the years women say “let’s have another one”. I never hear a man saying “come on hit me in the nuts again”.
Edited by TheFarmboy on Sep 27th 2022 at 11:55:59 AM
"The Caesar has marked you for death, and the Legion obeys! Ready yourself for battle!"A:
B:
this literally sounds like a conversation straight out of Gintama.
*avatar is out grocery shopping*
*they take a free sample twice*
"Robbery and Fraud. I am a Rebel."
"As president of KaibaCorp, I declare your argument as invalid!!!"
And then she'd turn herself in.
"Love is easy. Trust is something else entirely."
The Revolution Will Not Be Tropeable
This is totally Eda.
"I am the righteous hand of God And I am the devil that you forgot And I told you one day you will see That I'll be back I guarantee And that hell's coming, hell's coming Hell, hell's coming with me"
Edited by Superjohn on Sep 27th 2022 at 10:59:55 AM
"I think... we just hit the jackpot."
"Why do I keep waking up with a headache?" "I didn't like how the anime made me a jerk. I'm a Nice Girl in reality." - Iris | Daily song: Prayer
Maybe its because you're a severe alcoholic Manuela.
"God its so hard being heterosexual nowadays. Thank God I got my boyfriend to talk to when I feel down. I'm the luckiest guy alive."
Some call it stalking, I say walking just extremely close behind
"I should have been a pair of ragged claws, scuttling across the floors of silent seas."
The Revolution Will Not Be Tropeable