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A. "Her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw around cows just as easily..."
B. To his horror? Weak shit. Outta my way, gay boy, I'm about to get it!
(B. posts a picture taken from above the clouds, the Earth's beautiful surface being visible below.)
B. All our trobles seem so small from up here...
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Edited by Ratatoskr on Oct 28th 2025 at 2:06:47 AM
AITA for telling slanderous gossip and provoking the eagle and Nidhogg?A:
B:
C:
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- Taken from Quotes.People Sit On Chairs
A. I'm an avid reader! I've read plenty in my life!
B. Reading the ingredients list on a box of Triscuits doesn't count as reading.
A. Aw, come on! Everyone loves the thrilling story of monosodium glutamate!
B. You don't even know what that means!
A. Yes, I do! It's the scientific term for your butt!
(B facepalms)
"COCONUTS HAVE WATER IN THEM!"A:
B:
NEXT:
A: "But of course! How to brainwash chi-"
B: "Dude, what did you do this time?"
I want to know what life in Mongolian Tahiti is like...A.
B.
A: Here’s a question: Was your plan elegant? The answer is yes. At least until B. ruined it.
C: What do you know of beauty!?
I will never get tired of watching Home Alone or its sequel.A.
B.
C.
Quote source: Animaniacs
A. You hit me!
B. No I didn't!
A. Yes you did! And I'm just a little kid!
C. Would you 2 be quiet because we are driving in a car!
"COCONUTS HAVE WATER IN THEM!" A.
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B.
C.
A. I don't have kids. The reason why is fairly simple, when C. was 4 and I tucked them into bed they stared past me for a few seconds and then told me "The Wall People don't like you". After that, kids and I weren't simpatico.
B. Maybe spend less time making excuses, and more time becoming the kind of person the Wall People would approve of.
Edited by Ratatoskr on Oct 29th 2025 at 1:31:29 AM
AITA for telling slanderous gossip and provoking the eagle and Nidhogg?A:
B:
C:
Next
(A is underneath a car in an exceptionally bad wreck and they are bleeding out, but B isn’t saving them)
A: Oh, God, help me!
B: Top 10 Gnome sightings!
A: Call an ambulance!
B: Top 10 People Named Jerry!
A: Please, I’m bleeding out!
B: Top 10 Anime Sweatpants!
Edited by starmate3 on Oct 29th 2025 at 5:50:50 AM
So grab a stick and take a swing! Do the Piñata thing!A.
B.
Quote source: Madagascar 1
(emerges from a bathroom) Hey you guys! That room has some nifty little sinks you can wash up in! (opens his mouth to reveal a urinal cake on his tongue) And look, free mints!
"COCONUTS HAVE WATER IN THEM!"
A. Is that ham processed? If it's processed I don't want it.
B. Ma'am, that is an eleven pound whole slab of deli ham. It has no bones, fat, or connective tissue. It is an amalgamation of the meat of several pigs, emulsified, liquefied, strained, and ultimately inexorably joined in an unholy meat obelisk. God had no hand in the creation of this abhorrence. The fact that this ham monolith exists proves that God is either impotent to alter His universe or ignorant to the horrors taking place in his kingdom. This prism of pork is more than deli meat. It is a physical declaration of mankind's contempt for the natural order. It is hubris manifest. We also have a lower sodium variety if you would prefer that.
AITA for telling slanderous gossip and provoking the eagle and Nidhogg?A.
B.
Quote source: Calvin and Hobbes
(A approaches B, wearing nothing but his underwear)
A. Me Tarzan, you Jane.
B. Nice underpants. Does your mom know you're out here like this?
A. I don't think Jane ever said that to Tarzan.
"COCONUTS HAVE WATER IN THEM!"A:
B:
"If you seek to aid everyone that suffers in the galaxy, you will only weaken yourself… and weaken them. It is the internal struggles, when fought and won on their own, that yield the strongest rewards. You stole that struggle from them, cheapened it. If you care for others, then dispense with pity and sacrifice and recognize the value in letting them fight their own battles. And when they triumph, they will be even stronger for the victory."
I got spurs, that jingle-jangle-jingle!
"Take my advice, B. If you ever fall for a woman... make sure she's got balls."~A.
Edited by TheShattered0513 on Oct 29th 2025 at 8:44:43 AM
"An elegant weapon for a more civilized time, eh? Well, guess what? Times have changed!"A.
B.
(this one is in the spirit of Halloween)
Quote source: For Better or for Worse
A. Whatcha gonna be on Halloween, B?
B. I think I'll be E.T.
A. But E.T. went around naked!
B. I'll wear clothes!
A. Then how'd people know you was E.T?
B. I'd TELL them!
"COCONUTS HAVE WATER IN THEM!"A:
B:
"This... is the world with lettuce." (Summons lettuce in their hands) I literally cannot make out with a television the fuck
Next
(Oh no! Oh God! The world’s gone crazy and it means 1 thing and 1 thing only…)
A: It’s the Rapture!
B: Wanna watch my Mario 64 speedrun?
Edited by starmate3 on Oct 30th 2025 at 7:57:06 AM
So grab a stick and take a swing! Do the Piñata thing!A:
B:
At least one confrontation with Benny ended up with this.
A: Guys, Halloween isn't a date on the calendar.
B: Yeah it is, its the 31st.
A: No, Halloween is in your hearts. Every time a kid cries in fear, thats Halloween. Every time something repulsive ends up in the mailbox, that is Halloween. As long as you carry the spirit of destruction and vandalism in your hearts, everyday is Halloween!
B: -flips a calendar to October- No, look. It is the 31st.
-A looks away in frustration-
Edited by TheFarmboy on Oct 31st 2025 at 5:35:51 AM
I got spurs, that jingle-jangle-jingle!A:
B:
Quote source: Our avatars are posting on a forum thread
A: yeah, get well soon!!! have a fun blood transfusion, B!!! ദ്ദി(˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧
C: A, YOU CAN'T JUST SAY THAT!
A: ehh?? but i don't want B to have a bad blood transfusion.. ( • ᴖ • 。)
D: A-chan, I say this as politely as possible, but I don't think a "fun blood transfusion" is a thing...
<B joins the chat>
B: I HAD A FUN BLOOD TRANSFUSION〜!!!
A: YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!! I'M GLAD!!!! :・゚✧(ノ´ヮ´)ノ*:・゚✧
D: ...huh. So fun blood transfusions are real. I... hadn't known.
C: Of course you did... you guys are weirdos.
Edited by completelynormal on Oct 31st 2025 at 1:20:44 AM
"Every time I look, they all seem to multiply / The scΛrƨ that run my mind"A.
B.
C.
D.
Quote source: High School Musical
A: Have you ever seen Michael Crawford on a cereal box?
B: Who's Michael Crawford?
A: Exactly my point!
I will never get tired of watching Home Alone or its sequel.A.
B.
Quote source: Junie B. Jones
A. I think someone is S-L-E-E-P-Y.
B. I know how to spell. And I am not the least bit slippery, so there.
"COCONUTS HAVE WATER IN THEM!" A.
B.
A. Can I go out with you on your date? I loove yaoi!
B. Shut up. I am a fujokiller.
C. [I do not condone the actions of the fujokiller. I am merely reporting.]
AITA for telling slanderous gossip and provoking the eagle and Nidhogg?

A:
B:
C:
NEXT
(This comes from a competition where 20 players participate to win $1,000,000. 10 have already been eliminated but a rejoin is about to happen. We start with A, the one who was booted last round and B, who was the 5th one included into the box they are all in.)
A: Well, it’s been a while since the rejoin’s been announced. Do you think the votes are in yet?
B: I’d say it’s reasonable to assume so, A. How many votes are you hoping for? I’m thinking that since we’re both relatively liked, we should get 15 each or so.
A: Same. I got out so recently, and I’m really hoping for another shot at winning it all. Oh yeah, you know how we’re supposed to compete in a rejoining event later? How are we going to get out of this box for that?
B: Oh gosh, getting out of here?!?(B knows how and they aren’t eager to go through it again.)
(C, the 4th boot, overhears the conversation)
C: Oh my (use whatever term C uses for God here), getting out of this box? Man, I hope that they find a better way to get us out of here than the first time.
(D is next to them, being the 6th one booted. Hearing what C said, they and E, who was eliminated after D, walk over.)
D: Huh? What are you talking about, C? Don’t we just climb out of the box to compete in the event? Seems obvious.
A: Yeah, I kinda agree with that. How else would we get out of here?
(Suddenly a loudspeaker is heard and the voice of the host: F is heard.)
F: Attention contestants, the rejoining ceremony will commence shortly. Please be ready ASAP. (At that announcement, while A and D both gain happy smiles, E’s expression doesn’t change BTW, C looks nervous and B has a look of panic as both know what’s in store. The announcement gets the attention of G and H, both of whom were recently eliminated like A.)
G: Finally, it’s about time we get some fresh air and sunlight again.
H: Ooh, I wonder what the, like, votes will look like!
(With both B and C knowing ahead of time what’s in store, both try to warn the new 5, who weren’t there when this happened with I, J, and K.)
C: Oh yeah, random question before this all goes down, how good are you at landing on your feet?
B: Do you cope well with great heights as well? That’s a factor I’d take into consideration.
(However, the responses from the newcomers, sans E, are:)
G: C, I’m not following…
A: Yeah, me neither…
D: What does the rejoin have to do with height, B?
H: IDK LOL.
(And then it happens, the elimnated players drop when the bottom of the box is deleted. Of course, the newcomers all scream when this happens. They land on black platforms with F in front of them in elimination order: I, J, K, C, B (with only I and C managing to land on their feet as K manages to land with a knee and hand on the ground and the other two land on their backs) D, E, G, H and finally A (as D and A land on their feet, G on their knee and one hand, E on their legs and H on their rear.) all of them ready for the votes and to meet the host for the first time in person.)
Edited by starmate3 on Oct 28th 2025 at 4:55:21 AM
So grab a stick and take a swing! Do the Piñata thing!