Next
(A spawns in a new location, looking around before realizing.)
A: NO!
B (with devil horns as the injury demon): Hi A.
A: Don’t “Hi A” me!
B: Good to see you too. (Pulls out paperwork.)
A: Let’s just get this over with.
B: Fine. (Looks at what injury A has.) Oh… you might…
(C spawns in, holding their nose.)
A: C too? Do you know no bounds?
C: OK, I’m good! (Teleported back.)
(A and B stare and then, at the same time say:)
A/B: Absolute dog!
So grab a stick and take a swing! Do the Piñata thing!A.
B.
Quote source: Pooch Café (my new hyperfixation)
(A, B, and C are watching TV. B is starting to cry)
A. (sigh) Here we go again with the waterworks. Every week it's people getting sick and the ER doctors can't save them and you get upset. I don't know why we have to watch this show.
(C starts tearing up)
A. What are YOU choked up about?
C. There's no more cheese doodles.
"COCONUTS HAVE WATER IN THEM!"A:
B:
C:
Next
A: Who took my food? B!!!
(Scene freezes and the it moves to the top right of the screen, as A is now outside)
A: That was me 10 minutes ago. I was mad, but friendship is more important!
(Scene freezes yet again as A is now standing in front of B’s room.)
A:That was me 15 seconds ago. Screw it! *Opens the door with their arm* B!! *They are holding a weapon as well, I don’t think we need to guess what happens next…*
Edited by starmate3 on Sep 20th 2025 at 7:43:24 AM
So grab a stick and take a swing! Do the Piñata thing!A:
B:
Legit could see this as a TAWOG scene. Anais has friend issues.
God bless absolutenutcase162.
A: Facing off against C in this steel cage Chutes and Ladders Match is B, the unfathomable Horror!
B: (Unearthly eldritch howling)
C: Can I get like 2 Days of Prep Time?
All witches, all skeletons, all jack O Lanterns, gather round your TV set, put on your masks, and watch...watch the magic pumpkin, Watch...A:
B:
C:
D:
(A stretches out a piece of measuring tape over B)
A: "That's quite big."
I literally cannot make out with a television the fuckA.
B.
Quote source: Arthur
(Looking at a "Keep Out" sign) That sign can't stop me because I can't read!
"COCONUTS HAVE WATER IN THEM!"
Poor Tim, probably. Then again Bill Cole isn't the type to just put up a warning sign...
Quote: The Amazing World of Gumball
A: See the problem here is your attitude towards life. B, you be C, I'll be Life.
B: Okay! (spontaneously grows C's hair)
C: Life is giving C a hard time. What do they do about it? (slaps B)
B: (Mopes and makes a droopy face)
A: Now let's try that again but with a more proactive attitude.
(A tries to slap B again, B throws them out a window, A comes back)
A: Now do you see the difference between fighting the odds, and just moping about?
C: Agh-D, Say something!
D: Uhh...Brussels is the capital of Belgium?
C: AA Argh! I do not mope!
Edited by Snailfish on Sep 20th 2025 at 5:02:15 AM
All witches, all skeletons, all jack O Lanterns, gather round your TV set, put on your masks, and watch...watch the magic pumpkin, Watch...A:
B:
C:
D:
Next
(A is in their room, watching TV with their pet, when B hijacks their set.)
B: HEY!! You still don’t have a SEGA CD?
(A lets a confused noise.)
B: What are you waiting for, Nintendo to make one?
(A chuckles, implying that the answer is yes.)
B: You have seen the games, right?
(A shakes their head in the negative. BIG MISTAKE because…)
B: Wrong answer, man. SHOW EM!
(At that moment, a bunch of propaganda and games for the SEGA CD blow by as it’s absolute pandemonium in A’s room. The epicness of seeing the console starts causing the room, A and their pet to completely alter. By the time it’s over, right after the WELCOME TO THE NEXT LEVEL text appears, B pulls up on the screen again with a question.)
B: Wanna see more?
(The aftermath of that whole thing results in everything being locked to the back wall, the chair A was sitting on and pet and A included. This time A chuckles in the affirmative, so yes they wanna see more.)
A: (Higher pitched) SEGA!!
Edited by starmate3 on Sep 21st 2025 at 8:23:31 AM
So grab a stick and take a swing! Do the Piñata thing!A.
(Newton is the pet)
B.
Quote source: The Simpsons
A. B, go to bed!
B. Okay, you're the boss.
(A walks into the kitchen, seeing B eating loaves of bread from the package)
A. I thought I told you to go to bed!
B. Yeah, you said "go to bread." Bread.
A. (angrily) I said go to B-E-D. Bed!
"COCONUTS HAVE WATER IN THEM!"A.
B.
“I can’t believe we flipped a coin for this mission. This isn’t funny, man.” I will never get tired of watching Home Alone or its sequel.
A: “I’m just going to have to crash this onto the deck here. And listen to me, one way or another, I’m going to put this thing down on the carrier. I’m very motivated here. A little bit too fast. Going to reduce the speed a little bit.”
(the Harrier is hit by a missile)
A: “Uh, ow… they hit me with a missile. Uh, she’s done flying, I’m ejecting.”
(A ejects from the plane)
A: “And hopefully that doesn’t land on the carrier-”
(the Harrier smacks into the carrier)
source: this
A:
"You never know what I could be. I could be a girl or boy or both or a dog or a narcissist or anything you want!"
Quote source: Arthur
A. B, can I ask you a question?
B. Sure, anything!
A. Why don't you go back to your own house and STOP BOTHERING US?
"COCONUTS HAVE WATER IN THEM!"A.
B.
(Toph has finally had enough of Luan's puns)
—
A. The best part of an oreo is black cookie part and not the frosting part. Deal with it.
B. Darkness without light is an abyss. Light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side.
C. Yo Socrates it's a fucking cookie
(Source: Tumblr)
No beer?! But if there's no beer, then there's no beef or beans!A:
B:
C:
[Source: Dimension 20: Never Stop Blowing Up Adventuring Party, Episode 4]
A: Oh, and then it’s a gender an- panogram- what is it?
B: Oh- oh, palindrome.
A: Palindrome.
C: Panorama.
D: It's a gender palindrome.
E: NASCAR.
B: Wait- no, wait- I think you mean race car.
everyone breaks out laughing
A: NASCAR, and then- a little bit of blood comes out-
Edited by redfoxlol on Sep 22nd 2025 at 9:47:33 AM
nonexistant roblox randomizer game my belovedA:
B:
C:
D:
E:
From Mortal Kombat 11:
A: I'm too fast to shoot.
B: I've shot a hummingbird at fifty yards.
A: That's actually impressive.
Edited by RadioContactLine on Sep 22nd 2025 at 9:27:39 AM
Ready to rock?A.
B.
Quote source: FoxTrot
(what A thinks is B is singing "Shake It Off" by Taylor Swift in the shower)
A. B, shut up! You sound like a tone-deaf dying rodent imitating Taylor Swift!
C. (fresh out of the shower with a towel around his waist) B isn't home.
"COCONUTS HAVE WATER IN THEM!"
Next!
(It’s the sequel to the original Water Wars! A competition where teams of two face each other with water guns, balloons and hoses, in a bid to stay dry. A and B make up one team and C and E make up another. (D was C’s partner the first time, but they just sat on the deck the whole time and that got them easily drenched.) A and B have decided to go over to an old truck to hide behind rather than using the deck.)
A: *Frustrated because they wanted to use the deck* Ugh, alright whatever. Let’s go to the truck.
B: Awesome!
(The pair heads over and stands behind the truck. Looking through the window, with the glass gone, giving them a way to see through it, A asks:)
A: So, what now?
B: Is that… C?
(C is seen slowly raising the flap on a doggy door. This is the perfect opportunity for A and B to take them out! They both chuckle deviously and ready their water balloons. However, both miss and C swiftly retreats.)
A/B: DANG IT!!!
A: How’d they even get into the house?
B: I have no idea.
A: Well, we still don’t know where E is. I say we check out the greenhouse.
B: But if we go over to those swings, then we’ll have a better view of the whole property.
(A and B turn to the viewer, wondering what option they should do here.)
Edited by starmate3 on Sep 24th 2025 at 3:23:59 PM
So grab a stick and take a swing! Do the Piñata thing!A:
B:
C:
D:
E:
Source
A: Brute strength cannot overcome all adversity. I will show you the versatility of my perfectly honed techniques.
B: Strength builds beat dexterity builds every time. Go cry about it.
"An elegant weapon for a more civilized time, eh? Well, guess what? Times have changed!"

maybe
A:
B:
"Work of the chupacabra, the livestock vampire, says No-Bark, but they don't pay no mind. Too many holes, they say, and there's bullets in them. Well, says No-Bark, we got a chupacabra with an automatic weapon."
In this case, No-Bark will be your avi
Edited by TheFarmboy on Sep 17th 2025 at 4:15:36 PM
I got spurs, that jingle-jangle-jingle!