A.
B.
Quote source: A Bug's Life
A. Here, pretend-pretend that's a seed.
B. It's a rock.
A. Oh, I know it's a rock, I know. But let's just pretend for a minute that it's a seed, alright? We'll just use our imaginations. Now, now do you see our tree? Everything that made that giant tree is already contained inside this tiny little seed. All it needs is some time, a little bit of sunshine and rain, and voilá!
B. This rock will be a tree?
A. Seed to tree. You've gotta work with me, here. Alright? Okay. Now, y-you might not feel like you can do much now, but that's just because, well, you're not a tree yet. You just have to give yourself some time. You're still a seed.
B. But it's a rock.
A. I KNOW IT'S A ROCK! Don't you think I know a rock when I see a rock? I've spent a lot of time around rocks!
B. You're weird, but I like you.
"COCONUTS HAVE WATER IN THEM!"A:
B:
These two are my favorite Project × Zone 2 crossover characters and I think they would have a fun dynamic.
A: Could God create a game so bizarre that even He could not play it?
B: It depends on whether you need to specifically believe in a classical Judeo-Christian ideal of omnipotence for this corny paradox to even work. Don't waste my time with this Philosophy 101 crap.
"She is a girl" - THE HAMLET GLUTTON
Quote source: Bolt
A. What is this red liquid...coming out of me?
B. It's called BLOOD, hero.
A. Do I..need it?
B. Yes! So if you want to keep it inside your body where it belongs, then I suggest you stop jumping off trucks DOING 80 ON THE INTERSTATE!
"COCONUTS HAVE WATER IN THEM!"![]()
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A
B
((Quote source: Lab Rat))
A: What is that thing, anyway?
B: Just the latest in AI inhibition technology. You can think of it as a conscience.
A: If that's all you use to control her, it won't be enough.
B: Why's that?
A: You can always ignore your conscience.
Edited by InjusticeFalls on Sep 12th 2025 at 8:15:49 AM
'Cos ya can't, ya won't and ya don't stop, Ice Cream Man, come and rock the sure shotA:
B:
Now, perhaps, you have heard that
The truest of beauty will shine from inside
Well, if somebody said that, somebody lied! Please make this canon, DC. I love the idea of the Joker and Harley's hyenas acting like them.
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A.
B.
Quote source: The Simpsons
(A is watching footage of embarassing home movies of B)
A: (laughing) Oh, they're gonna eat this up in show and tell.
B. I'm not sure if I like this idea of your classmates laughing at our family's private moments. How would you like it if 20 years from now...people were laughing at things you did?
A. Not likely. Come on, have a sense of humor about yourself.
(video shows footage of baby A sitting naked on a potty seat)
Baby A in video: I'm a big boy today.
(A groans in embarassment, turning off the video.)
Edited by AdventurousYak9234 on Sep 13th 2025 at 10:34:14 AM
"COCONUTS HAVE WATER IN THEM!"A:
B:
A: Did anybody here catch that? All I understood was 'very.'
B: I think he wanted us to give up C to his poorly-trained collection of bounty hunters.
A: Ah, well that should explain it. Which one do you want?
B: I'll take the stupid one who decided to threaten us rather than shoot us when he had the chance.
Edited by TheFarmboy on Sep 13th 2025 at 12:30:05 PM
I got spurs, that jingle-jangle-jingle!A:
(Tsunami, the blue one)
B:
C:
"Welp, we're all fucked. But the good news is, I found my can of baked beans and it looks like it's still good."
Read Pokemon Ultimate Emerald
(Coop)
Quote source: Ice Age
A: I thought you fat guys were supposed to be jolly.
B. I'm not fat. It's this fur. It makes me look poofy.
"COCONUTS HAVE WATER IN THEM!"A.
B.
(A and B are in the middle of a clothing store, attempting to choose their new clothes for the week.)
A: How about...this for you, B?
(A shows B a bizarre blue-and-yellow polka dot shirt that's two sizes too small for them.)
B: ...what a wonderful practical joke, A.
A: What? Are you kidding? This fits you perfectly!
B: Perfectly...yeah.
A: Oh, come on, B, stop acting so high and mighty and start wearing expressive things! Things that show off your personality!
B:...that's supposed to reflect my personality?
A: Ughh...OK, how about this instead?
(A shows to B a pink shirt with a blue unicorn on it that's too sizes too big)
B: ...you really don't actually know anything I like, do you?
A: ...yeah.
Edited by RadioContactLine on Sep 14th 2025 at 8:06:24 AM
Ready to rock?A:
Athena (On the right in yellow)
B:
[Things have just gone From Bad to Worse] "You know what, sure, why not, that about tracks with our luck."
Read Pokemon Ultimate Emerald
Amuro (B), the engineeering nerd, and Char (A), the motherfucker who insists all of his giant robots to be painted salmon red
"Does it matter what choice I make? The world hasn't become any better or worse; nothing has changed at all despite all the choices I made!"
Edited by ArmoredFury on Sep 14th 2025 at 8:35:26 PM
Nothing seems to have changed. But perhaps one day it will.A.
B.
Quote source: Megas XLR
C: Who's the chick?
A: C, this is B. She's from the future.
C: Prove it!
A: B, tell the kid something about the future.
B: (leans into C's ear) In the future, little boys like you are used as target practice for "chicks" like me.
"COCONUTS HAVE WATER IN THEM!"A:
B:
C:
Another Ko TOR II quote.
A -speaking to B as they're torturing them-: Did you have feelings for C? Did you touch him, did you look upon him with love? There is no love in that one. He is a shell, devoid of emotion. All that he was died at Malachor, and he dies there still, as he should.
Edited by TheFarmboy on Sep 16th 2025 at 6:00:15 AM
I got spurs, that jingle-jangle-jingle!
A and B
C:
Next!
(All in their thoughts for both A and B. A is holding a bucket full of worms.)
A: Oh no! They’ve probably noticed my broad shoulders and Adam’s apple. I’ll never pass as a girl.
B: Is she eating a bucket of worms?
Edited by starmate3 on Sep 16th 2025 at 6:59:40 AM
So grab a stick and take a swing! Do the Piñata thing!A.
B.
Quote source: Malcolm in the Middle
(Is lying down with their head on a bathroom scale) How much does my head weigh? Zero. (does it a second time) Zero.
"COCONUTS HAVE WATER IN THEM!"
He is all head.
(Quote source: Me! I came up with this!)
A: At least I'm not a prostitute.
B: Hey! I take offense to that! Prostitutes get paid, I do this for the love of the game.
Read Pokemon Ultimate EmeraldA:
B:
Next
(We start in a house with a plug with a long orange wire going out the window. We then cut to a plane and then we go inside it as A is seen playing Sonic 2 on the Genesis with the TV they somehow snuck onto the plane as B looks at it in confusion. The wire unplugs from A’s house and the game shuts off, leaving A distraught. B then takes out a Sega Game Gear.)
C: Hey man, get portable. Get a Game Gear Super Sonic/Sports Pack!
(B has two games they can play: Sonic 2 (Game Gear) and the Majors Pro Baseball.)
C: A color portable Game Gear, carrying case and two hit games: Sonic 2 and The Majors Pro Baseball.
(A watches B play on the Game Gear, looks around and then starts rapidly pressing the button to call the steward, D. The light illuminates with the following text:
W E L C O
M E T O T
H E N E X
T LEVEL)
C: Whoa, you can save 50 bucks! The Game Gear Super Sonic Sports Pack! You know who makes it…
D: (Dressed as a steward from A’s POV) Coffee? Tea? SEGA!
Edited by starmate3 on Sep 17th 2025 at 7:20:16 AM
So grab a stick and take a swing! Do the Piñata thing!A.
B.
C. (same voice actor as B!)
D.
Quote source: Steven Universe
A. I guess I'm just too tough to cry.
B. Just today you were crying about snakes.
A. (in tears) THEY DON'T HAVE ANY ARMS!
"COCONUTS HAVE WATER IN THEM!"

A:
B:
C:
A: You know, you look good in that maid outfit.
B: That so? Then why not come over here and let me apply some makeup to your smug face? I'm sure you'll look great with red.
Edited by TheShattered0513 on Sep 11th 2025 at 10:23:23 AM
"An elegant weapon for a more civilized time, eh? Well, guess what? Times have changed!"