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TheShattered0513 RC-1138: Boss from Wherever duty calls. (Greenhorn) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
RC-1138: Boss
#2626: Sep 11th 2025 at 10:22:11 AM

A:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/7_star_preamnesia_doctor_crop.png

B:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/cold_scavanger_hot_ga_lo_king_bottom_textless.png

C:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/kaltsit_melancholy.png


A: You know, you look good in that maid outfit.

B: That so? Then why not come over here and let me apply some makeup to your smug face? I'm sure you'll look great with red.

Edited by TheShattered0513 on Sep 11th 2025 at 10:23:23 AM

"An elegant weapon for a more civilized time, eh? Well, guess what? Times have changed!"
AdventurousYak9234 A silly sausage from Great White North Since: Feb, 2023
A silly sausage
#2627: Sep 11th 2025 at 5:10:07 PM

A. https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/hqdefault_872.jpg

B. https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/download_82.webp

Quote source: A Bug's Life

A. Here, pretend-pretend that's a seed.

B. It's a rock.

A. Oh, I know it's a rock, I know. But let's just pretend for a minute that it's a seed, alright? We'll just use our imaginations. Now, now do you see our tree? Everything that made that giant tree is already contained inside this tiny little seed. All it needs is some time, a little bit of sunshine and rain, and voilá!

B. This rock will be a tree?

A. Seed to tree. You've gotta work with me, here. Alright? Okay. Now, y-you might not feel like you can do much now, but that's just because, well, you're not a tree yet. You just have to give yourself some time. You're still a seed.

B. But it's a rock.

A. I KNOW IT'S A ROCK! Don't you think I know a rock when I see a rock? I've spent a lot of time around rocks!

B. You're weird, but I like you.

"COCONUTS HAVE WATER IN THEM!"
Wafer from the Banjo-Tooie world, meditating (Life not ruined yet) Relationship Status: Non-Canon
#2628: Sep 11th 2025 at 6:38:59 PM

A: https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/72962.png

B: https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/446364_hotsuma_large.png

These two are my favorite Project × Zone 2 crossover characters and I think they would have a fun dynamic.


A: Could God create a game so bizarre that even He could not play it? 

B: It depends on whether you need to specifically believe in a classical Judeo-Christian ideal of omnipotence for this corny paradox to even work. Don't waste my time with this Philosophy 101 crap.

"She is a girl" - THE HAMLET GLUTTON
AdventurousYak9234 A silly sausage from Great White North Since: Feb, 2023
A silly sausage
#2630: Sep 11th 2025 at 6:55:40 PM

https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/bender_1.png

Quote source: Bolt

A. What is this red liquid...coming out of me?

B. It's called BLOOD, hero.

A. Do I..need it?

B. Yes! So if you want to keep it inside your body where it belongs, then I suggest you stop jumping off trucks DOING 80 ON THE INTERSTATE!

"COCONUTS HAVE WATER IN THEM!"
InjusticeFalls Tech-Hop Virtuoso from Sellin' Ice Cream (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: Married to the job
Tech-Hop Virtuoso
#2631: Sep 11th 2025 at 6:58:33 PM

[up][up] https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/7ggfq4fo_400x400.jpg    << Tape Rewind Sound >>   


[up]

A https://mediaproxy.tvtropes.org/width/100/https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/InjusticeFalls_8.jpg

B https://mediaproxy.tvtropes.org/width/100/https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/InjusticeFalls_50.jpg


((Quote source: Lab Rat))

A: What is that thing, anyway?

B: Just the latest in AI inhibition technology. You can think of it as a conscience.

A: If that's all you use to control her, it won't be enough.

B: Why's that?

A: You can always ignore your conscience.

Edited by InjusticeFalls on Sep 12th 2025 at 8:15:49 AM

'Cos ya can't, ya won't and ya don't stop, Ice Cream Man, come and rock the sure shot
DrNoPuma Bud and Lou(ise) from the land of Humorous Hyenas (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: Married to the music
Bud and Lou(ise)
#2632: Sep 13th 2025 at 3:20:29 PM

A: https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/drlight1.png

B: https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/mayga_mann.png


Now, perhaps, you have heard that
The truest of beauty will shine from inside
Well, if somebody said that, somebody lied!

Please make this canon, DC. I love the idea of the Joker and Harley's hyenas acting like them.
TheShattered0513 RC-1138: Boss from Wherever duty calls. (Greenhorn) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
RC-1138: Boss
#2633: Sep 13th 2025 at 3:31:37 PM

https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/as_that_treasure_will_be_mine.png


Qoute source

A: But the light... It's so... small.

B: Small, yes... but still mighty.

Edited by TheShattered0513 on Sep 13th 2025 at 3:33:52 AM

"An elegant weapon for a more civilized time, eh? Well, guess what? Times have changed!"
AdventurousYak9234 A silly sausage from Great White North Since: Feb, 2023
A silly sausage
#2634: Sep 13th 2025 at 3:31:57 PM

[nja]d

A. https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/mv5bzte5ngmxotitmdnhys00zgrkltk5odytzmuymmjlmwvlymu1xkeyxkfqcgc_v1.jpg

B. https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/octus.webp

Quote source: The Simpsons

(A is watching footage of embarassing home movies of B)

A: (laughing) Oh, they're gonna eat this up in show and tell.

B. I'm not sure if I like this idea of your classmates laughing at our family's private moments. How would you like it if 20 years from now...people were laughing at things you did?

A. Not likely. Come on, have a sense of humor about yourself.

(video shows footage of baby A sitting naked on a potty seat)

Baby A in video: I'm a big boy today.

(A groans in embarassment, turning off the video.)

Edited by AdventurousYak9234 on Sep 13th 2025 at 10:34:14 AM

"COCONUTS HAVE WATER IN THEM!"
TheFarmboy You can go home, Courier from Mojave Wasteland (Not-So-Newbie) Relationship Status: I LOVE THIS DOCTOR!
You can go home, Courier
#2635: Sep 13th 2025 at 7:59:44 PM

A: https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/3adc88aa_82f6_490b_875a_48ec5f876c23.png

B: https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/rescuers_style_mousley.jpg


A: Did anybody here catch that? All I understood was 'very.'

B: I think he wanted us to give up C to his poorly-trained collection of bounty hunters.

A: Ah, well that should explain it. Which one do you want?

B: I'll take the stupid one who decided to threaten us rather than shoot us when he had the chance.

Edited by TheFarmboy on Sep 13th 2025 at 12:30:05 PM

I got spurs, that jingle-jangle-jingle!
BackSet1 I <3 Zinnia from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
I <3 Zinnia
#2636: Sep 13th 2025 at 11:30:11 PM

A:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/dodsgn.png (Tsunami, the blue one)

B:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/3487f7a500034a75f7b895f38547fac59177c3a8r1_310_331v2_00.jpg

C:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/sunny_gn_11.png


"Welp, we're all fucked. But the good news is, I found my can of baked beans and it looks like it's still good."

Read Pokemon Ultimate Emerald
AdventurousYak9234 A silly sausage from Great White North Since: Feb, 2023
A silly sausage
#2637: Sep 14th 2025 at 4:04:26 AM

https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/my_favorite_screenshots_for_the_show_to_celebrate_megas_v0_76gayz2r4vse1.webp

(Coop)

Quote source: Ice Age

A: I thought you fat guys were supposed to be jolly.

B. I'm not fat. It's this fur. It makes me look poofy.

"COCONUTS HAVE WATER IN THEM!"
RadioContactLine Not The Kind of Worm You Wanna Meet from the land of Mormons and Swig (Utah, U.S.A) (Life not ruined yet) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
Not The Kind of Worm You Wanna Meet
#2638: Sep 14th 2025 at 8:01:21 AM

A. https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/1000000462.jpg

B. https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/1000000463_0.jpg


(A and B are in the middle of a clothing store, attempting to choose their new clothes for the week.)

A: How about...this for you, B?

(A shows B a bizarre blue-and-yellow polka dot shirt that's two sizes too small for them.)

B: ...what a wonderful practical joke, A.

A: What? Are you kidding? This fits you perfectly!

B: Perfectly...yeah.

A: Oh, come on, B, stop acting so high and mighty and start wearing expressive things! Things that show off your personality!

B:...that's supposed to reflect my personality?

A: Ughh...OK, how about this instead?

(A shows to B a pink shirt with a blue unicorn on it that's too sizes too big)

B: ...you really don't actually know anything I like, do you?

A: ...yeah.

Edited by RadioContactLine on Sep 14th 2025 at 8:06:24 AM

Ready to rock?
BackSet1 I <3 Zinnia from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
I <3 Zinnia
#2639: Sep 14th 2025 at 3:56:01 PM

A: https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/aa15th___456.png Athena (On the right in yellow)

B: https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/286658d4_431c_44bb_888e_683b720e17ed.jpeg


[Things have just gone From Bad to Worse] "You know what, sure, why not, that about tracks with our luck."

Read Pokemon Ultimate Emerald
AdventurousYak9234 A silly sausage from Great White North Since: Feb, 2023
A silly sausage
#2640: Sep 14th 2025 at 3:59:17 PM

https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/greg_heffley_7_20_25.png

A. SOMEONE seems to have eaten the brownies I made for the bake sale.

B. Nope.

C. Uh-uh, I don't even like brownies that much.

D. (his face smeared with chocolate) I have no idea what you're talking about.

"COCONUTS HAVE WATER IN THEM!"
TheShattered0513 RC-1138: Boss from Wherever duty calls. (Greenhorn) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
RC-1138: Boss
#2641: Sep 14th 2025 at 5:55:23 PM

A:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/linkup_megatron_throne.jpg

B:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/rebellion_demolishor_headshot.jpg

C:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/crack_starscream_confused.jpg

D:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/ghc_cyclonus_sandstorm.jpg


A: You spend too much time with your machines.

B :You spend too much time in front of that mirror.

"An elegant weapon for a more civilized time, eh? Well, guess what? Times have changed!"
ArmoredFury me at 2 am from a land embraced by the sea, loved by the heavens (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: I like big bots and I can not lie
me at 2 am
#2642: Sep 14th 2025 at 6:35:13 PM

https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/kidousenshigundam_gyakushuunocharfull4478202.jpg

Amuro (B), the engineeering nerd, and Char (A), the motherfucker who insists all of his giant robots to be painted salmon red


"Does it matter what choice I make? The world hasn't become any better or worse; nothing has changed at all despite all the choices I made!"

Edited by ArmoredFury on Sep 14th 2025 at 8:35:26 PM

Nothing seems to have changed. But perhaps one day it will.
completelynormal learning how to love from Love Live! Nijigasaki High School Idol Club Since: May, 2024 Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
learning how to love
#2643: Sep 14th 2025 at 7:00:25 PM

https://mediaproxy.tvtropes.org/width/200/https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/img_1497.png


A: Oh god. Here I go, B. Just another fucking day with B. Hey hey hey. Fuck my life.

"Every time I look, they all seem to multiply / The scΛrƨ that run my mind"
AdventurousYak9234 A silly sausage from Great White North Since: Feb, 2023
A silly sausage
#2644: Sep 14th 2025 at 7:45:22 PM

A. https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/zxrgibpaa0s_lm7ywla1upufwbfh1s6cz6de1yhamjc.webp

B. https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/c__data_users_defapps_appdata_internetexplorer_temp_saved_images_steven-universe-episode-catch-and-release-peridot-07_21600_jpg_100.png

Quote source: Megas XLR

C: Who's the chick?

A: C, this is B. She's from the future.

C: Prove it!

A: B, tell the kid something about the future.

B: (leans into C's ear) In the future, little boys like you are used as target practice for "chicks" like me.

"COCONUTS HAVE WATER IN THEM!"
TheFarmboy You can go home, Courier from Mojave Wasteland (Not-So-Newbie) Relationship Status: I LOVE THIS DOCTOR!
You can go home, Courier
#2645: Sep 16th 2025 at 1:29:32 PM

A: https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/tf_medic_setup_charge7215_png_100.png

B: https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/img_2141_6.jpeg

C: https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/tf_medic_assist_scout1266_png_100.png


Another Ko TOR II quote.

A -speaking to B as they're torturing them-: Did you have feelings for C? Did you touch him, did you look upon him with love? There is no love in that one. He is a shell, devoid of emotion. All that he was died at Malachor, and he dies there still, as he should.

Edited by TheFarmboy on Sep 16th 2025 at 6:00:15 AM

I got spurs, that jingle-jangle-jingle!
starmate3 Come to the place where party is king! from Piñata Island Since: Jun, 2024 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Come to the place where party is king!
#2646: Sep 16th 2025 at 3:58:19 PM

https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/captain_racknruin_crossroads.jpg A and B

C: https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/image_569.png

Next!

(All in their thoughts for both A and B. A is holding a bucket full of worms.)

A: Oh no! They’ve probably noticed my broad shoulders and Adam’s apple. I’ll never pass as a girl.

B: Is she eating a bucket of worms?

Edited by starmate3 on Sep 16th 2025 at 6:59:40 AM

So grab a stick and take a swing! Do the Piñata thing!
AdventurousYak9234 A silly sausage from Great White North Since: Feb, 2023
A silly sausage
#2647: Sep 16th 2025 at 4:19:10 PM

A. https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/download_1_494.jpg

B. https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/mv5bzte5ngmxotitmdnhys00zgrkltk5odytzmuymmjlmwvlymu1xkeyxkfqcgc_v1.jpg

Quote source: Malcolm in the Middle

(Is lying down with their head on a bathroom scale) How much does my head weigh? Zero. (does it a second time) Zero.

"COCONUTS HAVE WATER IN THEM!"
BackSet1 I <3 Zinnia from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
I <3 Zinnia
#2648: Sep 16th 2025 at 4:38:42 PM

https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/dc7d2ba4_001c_4883_a60f_5b518c811ae0.jpeg

He is all head.


(Quote source: Me! I came up with this!)

A: At least I'm not a prostitute.

B: Hey! I take offense to that! Prostitutes get paid, I do this for the love of the game.

Read Pokemon Ultimate Emerald
starmate3 Come to the place where party is king! from Piñata Island Since: Jun, 2024 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Come to the place where party is king!
#2649: Sep 17th 2025 at 4:14:12 AM

A: https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/hanamomo_tree.png

B: https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/1000000404_2.jpg

Next

(We start in a house with a plug with a long orange wire going out the window. We then cut to a plane and then we go inside it as A is seen playing Sonic 2 on the Genesis with the TV they somehow snuck onto the plane as B looks at it in confusion. The wire unplugs from A’s house and the game shuts off, leaving A distraught. B then takes out a Sega Game Gear.)

C: Hey man, get portable. Get a Game Gear Super Sonic/Sports Pack!

(B has two games they can play: Sonic 2 (Game Gear) and the Majors Pro Baseball.)

C: A color portable Game Gear, carrying case and two hit games: Sonic 2 and The Majors Pro Baseball.

(A watches B play on the Game Gear, looks around and then starts rapidly pressing the button to call the steward, D. The light illuminates with the following text:

W E L C O

M E T O T

H E N E X

T LEVEL)

C: Whoa, you can save 50 bucks! The Game Gear Super Sonic Sports Pack! You know who makes it…

D: (Dressed as a steward from A’s POV) Coffee? Tea? SEGA!

Edited by starmate3 on Sep 17th 2025 at 7:20:16 AM

So grab a stick and take a swing! Do the Piñata thing!
AdventurousYak9234 A silly sausage from Great White North Since: Feb, 2023
A silly sausage
#2650: Sep 17th 2025 at 4:34:33 AM

A. https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/my_favorite_screenshots_for_the_show_to_celebrate_megas_v0_lj4a965r4vse1.webp

B. https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/download_1_494.jpg

C. (same voice actor as B!) https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/tsyjxjgei0n31.jpg

D. https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/screenshot_20250208_131355_youtube.jpg

Quote source: Steven Universe

A. I guess I'm just too tough to cry.

B. Just today you were crying about snakes.

A. (in tears) THEY DON'T HAVE ANY ARMS!

"COCONUTS HAVE WATER IN THEM!"

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