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Elena takes some rubble, jumps on the next seat and starts pedaling "Pedal to the metal guys!" She starts throwing some rubble at the Nash Rambler
Two aging British comedians briefly chase after the transit bike, before we all speed away thanks to pedal power.
Meanwhile, the transit bike starts to catch up to the car. It's now visible from the driver seat, through the passenger side-view mirror.
"This is the police!" Puma shouts. "Pull over immediately!"
The old man in the Nash Rambler looks behind him.
Hold on, let me pull over!
As he says this, the little car quickly pulls over to the side of the road.
Unfortunately, the front tire of the bike is pushed to the side by the pulling-over car, sending everyone (except Playing's ghost and the old man, of course), careening off over the woods next to the highway.
In a sudden moment of Toon Physics, the bike goes flying over the trees, but never descends.
DAMN THIS THING'S SURPRISING HORSEPOWEEEEEER! Wm screams as the gang flies off into the distance.
"Hey are we gonna end up on the moon?"
(Tales, clawing his way out of the rubble, throws a grappling hook at the flying bike in an attempt to slow it down, but this has just the opposite effect. Oh, and he stupidly tied the end of the rope around his torso. So... he's being dangled like a sausage from the flying bike.)
Custard grips the handlebars so tight her knuckles turn white. Princess, who opted to just hide inside the duffel bag, severely reconsiders her resurrection.
"This isn't the magic schooool buuuuussssss!!!"
Playing "runs" to wherever the Tropers are going.
"Why are we still flyiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing?" Puma shouts.
Just as Puma finishes that sentence, the bike crashes headfirst into a particularly tall tree. Much pain ensues.
The good news is that the bike isn't in danger of falling, courtesy of being wedged quite deeply in said tree. The bad news is that they're quite a ways up...
"Ouch," Puma says in a deadpan tone like they sometimes do in Spongebob Squarepants.
"Ow. I think I sprained something," says Bluethorn.
"Ow, my unspecified body part..." Custard says, before she looks down and screams.
"Inferior Human Organs!"
"Well, at least I don't need to go get my appendix removed anymore... well look at this fine mess we've gotten into. How'd you suppose we get down?"
Well, aren't you an optim— OW, MY HEAD!
Wm, still dazed from the impact, scans the nearby area, looking for a safe way down...
"Guys, where'd you g..."
Route would look around the area, not having gotten on the bike before, eventually coming across the group, confused. "...the hell? How did they... nevermind."
Edited by Routeferret on May 16th 2020 at 10:34:28 AM
Route? GUYS WE'RE SAVED PROBABLY! ROUTE'S AT THE BASE OF THE TREE!
There is much rejoicing in Wm's voice.
I suddenly wake up.
"Huh?! What happen?! Where are we?!"
Custard grips the handlebars even tighter, her face turning white as a sheet.
"...We're all gonna die here, aren't we?"
"How has gravity not acted yet and we haven't fallen down?"
"Our bike is stuck to the three or something."
Bluethorn grabs his phone and calls 911. The firefighters soon arrive with a tall ladder to help everyone get down.
"There we go," he says.
"Thanks, Bluethorn!" Puma says as the firemen help him down.
"So, now what?"
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