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jaketroper Since: Jul, 2019
#51: Feb 21st 2020 at 9:46:22 AM

I’ll just host again. Signing up ends tonight!

GrafVonTirol Take me to the river from a state of boredom (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Standing outside, playing "In Your Eyes" on the boombox
Take me to the river
#52: Feb 25th 2020 at 4:13:24 AM

Bumping

1001 Albums You Must Hear Before You Die (all editions) progress: 410/1089 (37.65%)
jaketroper Since: Jul, 2019
#53: Jul 27th 2020 at 11:18:39 AM

Ugh, blech, life has taken a hold of me, and I have forgotten the thread! Oh, the humanity!

I’ll host this game, though, and I’m resetting signups!

DookieIdiotNimrod Title from An abandoned K-Mart Since: Mar, 2020 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
Title
#54: Jul 27th 2020 at 11:19:25 AM

I’m in.

Ok bitch it's Weezer and it's Weezy
jaketroper Since: Jul, 2019
#55: Jul 27th 2020 at 11:20:27 AM

Dang, that was fast! smile

Signups
  • DookieIdiotNimrod
  • TabbyGirl4
  • Zanreo
  • AutisticAlivia
  • MadameButterflyKnife
  • NineTailedCat

Edited by jaketroper on Jul 27th 2020 at 2:35:34 AM

TabbyGirl4 Ruler of Everything from The Nowhere Islands Since: Nov, 2018 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Ruler of Everything
#56: Jul 27th 2020 at 11:25:15 AM

Signing up

"I'm Mary Poppins, Y'all!" - Yondu,2017
Zanreo Sorbet from Glitch City (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Sorbet
#57: Jul 27th 2020 at 11:25:58 AM

let's goooo

Just a funny lil alien guy
AutisticAlivia I'm back, I guess. from Everywhere on TV Tropes Since: Sep, 2018 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
I'm back, I guess.
#58: Jul 27th 2020 at 12:11:52 PM

I'll sign up again.

I can't think of a good signature.
jaketroper Since: Jul, 2019
#59: Jul 27th 2020 at 12:16:48 PM

If we get enough people, I’ll end the signups at six or seven pm EDT.

MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#60: Jul 27th 2020 at 12:41:26 PM

can i sign up?

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
NineTailedCat Journey's End from bad to worse (Long Runner) Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
Journey's End
#62: Jul 27th 2020 at 2:29:05 PM

I'm still up for it. Count me in!

I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
jaketroper Since: Jul, 2019
#63: Jul 27th 2020 at 5:44:44 PM

Signups are over! We have our players. PM me with your actions by 7:00 PM EDT on July 28th.

(Well, technically, I suppose you could still join if you reach out before the PM deadline.)

Players
  • DookieIdiotNimrod
  • TabbyGirl4
  • Zanreo
  • AutisticAlivia
  • MadameButterflyKnife
  • NineTailedCat

Edited by jaketroper on Jul 27th 2020 at 5:45:30 AM

DookieIdiotNimrod Title from An abandoned K-Mart Since: Mar, 2020 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
Title
#64: Jul 29th 2020 at 7:27:50 AM

Bump

Ok bitch it's Weezer and it's Weezy
KungFuCutBug sick down from the bones to the other side from a broken freezer in Hell Since: Feb, 2019 Relationship Status: They're my lobster
sick down from the bones to the other side
#65: Jul 29th 2020 at 8:33:24 AM

this looks interesting... I'll definitely join next round—good luck to everyone involved right now though

A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!
jaketroper Since: Jul, 2019
#66: Jul 29th 2020 at 8:42:32 AM

Thanks, Cutbug!

This round is ending today. If you have not sent in your PM, make sure to do it by 7:00 PM EDT.

jaketroper Since: Jul, 2019
#67: Jul 29th 2020 at 5:21:45 PM

Sorry for the late results, guys. I promise I'm not procrastinating!


Humanity has become bored of regular gunfights. They simply became less exciting. So, 20 Minutes into the Future, humanity has resorted to the only remaining option: Gunfights... IN SPACE!

On your outer space vacation, the passengers have gone mad! Are they terrorists? Are they suffering from oxygen deprivation? It doesn't matter, because Autistic Alivia's got a gun! She aims at Madame Butterfly Knife, but Knife shoots her as well! They both drop to the ground.

In another room, Zanreo pulls out a gun and tries to shoot Nine Tailed Cat! He notices just in time and scrambles out of the room. Zanreo's bullet ruptures a fuel tank and blows up everything in the area, including herself. Nine Tailed Cat sighs in relief, then notices as Dookie shoots at Tabby. Or... tries to. His gun is jammed! Tabby notices Dookie's aggression, and puts an end to him with a shot to the face.

Actions

  • AutisticAlivia: Shoot Madame Butterfly Knife
  • Zanreo: Shoot Nine Tailed Cat
  • TabbyGirl4: Shoot self
  • Nine Tailed Cat: Shoot self
  • DookieIdiotNimrod: Shoot Tabby Girl 4
  • MadameButterflyKnife: Shoot Autistic Alivia

Stats

  • Chance of living if you:
    • Shot yourself: 2/2 (100%)
    • Shot the air: 0/0 (0%)
    • Shot another player: 0/4 (0%)

Hmm. I realize that this game is more fun with larger groups tongue. Since this thread started, shooting yourself is just looking better and better. Anyway, we've got two players left: Tabby Girl 4 and Nine Tailed Cat. Place your imaginary bets, because this'll be interesting...

Edited by jaketroper on Jul 29th 2020 at 5:22:36 AM

jaketroper Since: Jul, 2019
#68: Jul 29th 2020 at 5:23:46 PM

The PM deadline is 7:00 PM on July 31st, EDT.

Edited by jaketroper on Jul 31st 2020 at 7:13:37 AM

jaketroper Since: Jul, 2019
#69: Jul 31st 2020 at 5:50:33 PM

Tabby Girl 4 locks eyes with Nine Tailed Cat as they float in the room. They pull out their guns. This will be a true test of-

Suddenly, Nine-Tailed Cat shoots Tabby Girl! She crumples to the ground. Nine-Tailed Cat sighs in relief and turns around. Bad move. Tabby Girl 4 summons all of her resolve and lifts her gun. Nine-Tailed Cat realizes that Tabby Girl 4 is alive, but it's too late, as he's shot in the head and killed just as quickly.

"No witnesses," Tabby Girl 4 says. She later pilots the escape pod back to Earth, ready to continue a normal life as if this had never happened.

Tabby Girl 4 is the winner!

Actions
  • Tabby Girl 4: Shoot self
  • Nine-Tailed Cat: Shoot Tabby Girl 4
Stats
  • Chance of surviving if you:
    • Shot yourself:
      • Round 1: 2/2
      • Round 2: 1/1
      • Total: 3/3 (100%)
    • Shot the air:
      • Round 1: 0/0
      • Round 2: 0/0
      • Total: 0/0 (0%)
    • Shot another player:
      • Round 1: 0/4
      • Round 2: 0/1
      • Total: 0/5 (0%)

Tabby wins... again! Wow, she's pretty good at this. I'll be happy hosting the next game, but I'll be extending all of my hosting deadlines to two days. Signups are starting!

Edited by jaketroper on Jul 31st 2020 at 5:51:02 AM

DookieIdiotNimrod Title from An abandoned K-Mart Since: Mar, 2020 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
Title
#70: Jul 31st 2020 at 5:54:15 PM

I’m in.

Ok bitch it's Weezer and it's Weezy
Zanreo Sorbet from Glitch City (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Sorbet
#71: Jul 31st 2020 at 5:58:03 PM

joining again

Just a funny lil alien guy
KungFuCutBug sick down from the bones to the other side from a broken freezer in Hell Since: Feb, 2019 Relationship Status: They're my lobster
MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#73: Jul 31st 2020 at 6:00:55 PM

im in as well

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
NineTailedCat Journey's End from bad to worse (Long Runner) Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
Journey's End
#74: Jul 31st 2020 at 6:41:51 PM

Good game! Congratulations to Tabby! Count me in for next round.

I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
AutisticAlivia I'm back, I guess. from Everywhere on TV Tropes Since: Sep, 2018 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
I'm back, I guess.
#75: Jul 31st 2020 at 7:28:38 PM

I'll join again.

I can't think of a good signature.

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