I like my (wo)men how I like my...

70 years old.

I like my men how I like my B-movies...

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.

William Shatner.

I like my women like I like my drugs...

she/her/they | wall | sandbox

...making me scream in pain.

I like my women like I like my games of Dead Cells

Edited by Risdio51 on Jul 25th 2020 at 12:49:26 PM

I can't say goodbye to yesterday…

Reanimated and hard to level up.

I like my women like I like my socks...

she/her/they | wall | sandbox

Old and used

I like my women how I like my colonies

I look to the stars... but that's mostly because there isn't anything else interesting

Revolting.

I like my women how I like my chicken sandwiches.

Edited by Florien on Sep 8th 2020 at 10:49:42 AM

A slab of meat between two buns.

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I like my women how I like my pizza...

Edited by madface7 on Sep 25th 2020 at 11:40:12 AM

Kumatora needs to be appreciated more. Appreciate her.

Steaming hot and covered in cheese.

I like my women like my Mountain Dew...

I can't say goodbye to yesterday…

Decent but unspectacular.

I like my women how I like my youtubers...

"How can I bring joy when I now know we are bringing misery to thousands of innocent people?"

Problematic.

I like my women how I like my bookshelves...

It’s not about the desti-something, it’s about the whatever.

neatly organized and heavy enough to crush me under their weight if they fall over

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I like my partners how I like my apples...

Edited by KungFuCutBug on Sep 25th 2020 at 1:58:48 PM

A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!

Easily crushable with a hammer.

I like my women how I like Persona...

I can't say goodbye to yesterday…

Extremely long and behind a wall of boring

I like my women how I like my empires

Edited by Immortalartisan on Sep 26th 2020 at 12:27:10 PM

I look to the stars... but that's mostly because there isn't anything else interesting

Evil and in tune with the dark side

I like my women how I like my cake...

Edited by antenna_ears on Sep 26th 2020 at 12:32:22 PM

Lying like the truth doesn't exist.

I like my women how I like my gothic lolitas...

Edited by FCMacbeth on Sep 27th 2020 at 3:53:25 AM

Crazy stupid in battle. Crazy cupid on a nice date.

Goth and Wangsty

I like my women how I like my warships

I look to the stars... but that's mostly because there isn't anything else interesting

Riddled with Shipworms.

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I like my women like I like my omelets...

Fried.

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I like my men (and women, frankly) how I like my stories..

artsy geek | any pronouns | "well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made a very poor career choice."

Long, complex, and able to entertain me for hours.

I like my women how I like my action anime.

"How can I bring joy when I now know we are bringing misery to thousands of innocent people?"

Extremely weird and full of energy.

I like my women how I like my rare collectible comics...

My favorite sci fi enemies are the giant sexy depressed women

Really expensive and not all that worth it, but still kinda cool.

I like my woman how I like EarthBound...

Edited by Risdio51 on Sep 28th 2020 at 10:45:14 AM

I can't say goodbye to yesterday…

Strange, funny, and heartrending.

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I like my women how I like my pants...

Edited by madface7 on Sep 28th 2020 at 11:15:59 AM

Kumatora needs to be appreciated more. Appreciate her.

Tough, versatile, and perfectly fitted to me.

I like my men how I like my eyeglasses...

Dirty and hard to keep clean.

I like my women how I like my PS1 discs...

I can't say goodbye to yesterday…

Old but in good condition.

I like my women how I like my pop tarts....

"How can I bring joy when I now know we are bringing misery to thousands of innocent people?"