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smithrereen Since: Jun, 2018
#926: Mar 31st 2025 at 9:24:39 PM

Not at all.

I like my women the way I like my cars...

Unicorndance Logic Girl from Thames, N.Z. Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Logic Girl
#927: Apr 1st 2025 at 2:14:29 PM

Able to take me places.


I like my (wo)men how I like my party hats...

For every low there is a high.
Eisner 🏳‍⚧she/they pronouns please🏳‍⚧ from the Deepsea Metro (Private) Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
🏳‍⚧she/they pronouns please🏳‍⚧
#928: Apr 1st 2025 at 2:20:46 PM

they fit very nicely ;3


i like my partners how i like my profile pictures...

Welcome, my little friend! Or should I say...friends?
MatthewLMayfield from wherever he damn well pleases (Captain) Relationship Status: I wanna know what love is
#929: Apr 1st 2025 at 2:35:17 PM

Simple enough to get the job done.

I like my women like my sausage... (the food sausage, you pervs)

Yamanekko Esnupi from atop the red doghouse Since: Sep, 2024 Relationship Status: Whoa, they're bisexual! I didn't know that!
Esnupi
#930: Apr 1st 2025 at 3:01:29 PM

Sssspicy!!!


I like my (wo)men like I like my Civil War reenactments…

Edited by Yamanekko on Apr 1st 2025 at 3:01:41 AM

Always remember to hydrate! (A message from Snoopy)
WhoaBundy Since: Dec, 2013
#931: Apr 1st 2025 at 7:26:41 PM

Narrated by Ken Burns.

——

I like my women like I like my abandoned warehouses…

broom-hatter 🏳️‍⚧️GOOD FUTURE🏳️‍⚧️ from Mobius Since: Feb, 2025 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
🏳️‍⚧️GOOD FUTURE🏳️‍⚧️
#932: Apr 1st 2025 at 7:46:47 PM

Rusty but filled with character.


I like my women how I like my tangerines…

Edited by broom-hatter on Apr 1st 2025 at 10:46:54 AM

They/Them pronouns please.
Bubblepig Steve from Minecraft (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: is commanded to— WANK!
#933: Apr 1st 2025 at 7:59:24 PM

Soft and sweet.


I like my (wo)men how I like my pizza…..

"CHICKEN JOCKEY!"
MatthewLMayfield from wherever he damn well pleases (Captain) Relationship Status: I wanna know what love is
#934: Apr 1st 2025 at 8:21:32 PM

Thin and saucy.

I like my women like my M&Ms...

DeadlyEspresso Louisiana Heartstopper from your local Popeyes Since: Apr, 2023
Louisiana Heartstopper
#935: Apr 1st 2025 at 11:55:05 PM

Green!


I like my women how I like my toasters...

I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...
alateli " oh , uh .. 'blanket'." from Living Room (Apprentice) Relationship Status: Brewing the love potion
" oh , uh .. 'blanket'."
#936: Apr 2nd 2025 at 7:57:17 AM

..in my bathtub.


I like my women how I like my couscous..

Well if it isn't my favorite human ..!
Unicorndance Logic Girl from Thames, N.Z. Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Logic Girl
#937: Apr 2nd 2025 at 2:41:37 PM

Tasty!


I like my (wo)men how I like my clouds...

For every low there is a high.
Ego-Man25 Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#938: Apr 2nd 2025 at 2:47:31 PM

...creamy.


I like my women, and my men, the way I like my banana slamming.

[down] Okay, see, you actually UNDERSTOOD the assignment there.

Edited by Ego-Man25 on Apr 3rd 2025 at 6:46:10 AM

Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
DeadlyEspresso Louisiana Heartstopper from your local Popeyes Since: Apr, 2023
Louisiana Heartstopper
#939: Apr 3rd 2025 at 6:12:51 AM

With coconut cream pies!


I like my women how I like my poison...

I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...
TCmon The Big Man from Maryland Since: Jul, 2019 Relationship Status: Abstaining
The Big Man
#940: Apr 4th 2025 at 7:10:09 AM

Effective I like my (wo)men how I like my lawn...

Brutal
The21zonz I Can't Believe It's Not Elijah! from England Since: Oct, 2024 Relationship Status: Hiding
I Can't Believe It's Not Elijah!
#941: Apr 4th 2025 at 7:16:44 AM

Clean, and neat.

I like my friends how I like my coffee.

UPDATE FOR RING RACERS ADDON IS OUT
Ego-Man25 Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#942: Apr 4th 2025 at 7:35:02 AM

Same way I like my lovers: strong, and packing a lotta kick.


I like my women, and my men, the way I like a good Internet show.

Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
CanuckMcDuck1 PEPSIMAN from Japan Since: Sep, 2023 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
PEPSIMAN
#943: Apr 4th 2025 at 7:39:07 AM

Without any fluff or a complicated past.


I like my (wo)men like I like my anti-heroes…

Do not mess with creatures which you do not understand.
Reymma RJ Savoy from Edinburgh Since: Feb, 2015 Relationship Status: Wanna dance with somebody
RJ Savoy
#944: Apr 4th 2025 at 8:49:19 AM

Their jokes kill me.

I like my relationships like I like my novels...

Stories don't tell us monsters exist; we knew that already. They show us that monsters can be trademarked and milked for years.
Unicorndance Logic Girl from Thames, N.Z. Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Logic Girl
#945: Apr 4th 2025 at 1:42:48 PM

Engaging.


I like my (wo)men how I like my sandcastles...

For every low there is a high.
TCmon The Big Man from Maryland Since: Jul, 2019 Relationship Status: Abstaining
The Big Man
#946: May 20th 2025 at 6:42:47 AM

Well-constructed.

I like my (wo)men how I like my job...

Edited by TCmon on May 20th 2025 at 9:43:08 AM

Brutal
Ego-Man25 Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#947: May 20th 2025 at 6:45:01 AM

To give me some fucking breathing room.


I like my ladies and men, the way I like leather.

Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
violetsnowgirl Glooby Room Since: Feb, 2023 Relationship Status: All I Want for Christmas is a Girlfriend
Glooby Room
#948: May 23rd 2025 at 12:11:38 AM

Soft, supple, and real.

I like my women how I like my umbrella...

Random Me Quote #1662: “This gravity-defying casserole is my father?!” — She/Her
MsOranjeDiscoDancer 2much2furious from the Saja Boys' last performance! Since: Aug, 2022 Relationship Status: Will you go out with me to the End?
2much2furious
#949: May 29th 2025 at 3:15:18 PM

WIDE OPEN and WET. :^)


I like my men how I like my parasols

i may be dead inside but at least i have Mystery :,)
DeadlyEspresso Louisiana Heartstopper from your local Popeyes Since: Apr, 2023
Louisiana Heartstopper
#950: May 29th 2025 at 3:46:26 PM

Floaty and elegant!


I like my woman how I like my televisions...

I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...

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