Nobody? Welp, here goes nothing:
HELLO, AND WELCOME TO THE VERY VERY DELAYED THIRD SEASON OF THE SURVIVOR SIMULATOR
This season, our teams, Desert Sun and Midnight Wind
◊, are competing against each other in Africa. We seem to have people from all sorts of backgrounds, which should make for interesting interactions between whoever makes it past episode two.
After a small amount of conversation, some alliances have formed! Desert Sun
◊, for example, has two alliances; one for Toriel, Chopper, and Mr Farquaad, and another one for Bakura, Ghoulia, and Kirumi, with Ling and Frank not being in any alliance. Midnight Wind
◊, on the other hand, seems to have split itself in two! Game Gear, Geras, The Celtics, and Tohru have formed an alliance on one half of their camp, whereas DK, Frost, Rey and Wick have collaberated in what seems to be a defensive pact against the others.
Now that they've settled down and found out who their enemies are, it is time for...
THE IMMUNITY CHALLENGE
This first challenge that I like to call Trail Blazer involves the two tribes being given chariots, and being told to race along difficult terrain while lighting towers. At the end of the track lies a bonfire, and the first team to have lit everything on fire will be victorious!
And through the combined efforts of the Force, gorilla strength, and sheer numbers, [the Midnight Wind Tribe
◊ emerges victorious!
During the interval towards Desert Sun Tribe's expulsion, it seems that two people are frantically accusing each other of letting their team down. This confrontation between Ghoulia and Bakura
◊ escalates rapidly into a fight! This is not a pro survivor move, and I feel that their chances of victory have plummeted right there and then.
Meanwhile in the other tribe, a tiny party is held to celebrate a well earned victory. However, one certain Game Gear
◊ is not enjoying the fun, and distances herself from both alliances. It seems the pressure of the game is starting to get to some of our castaways.
Voting
Here we are, the first vote to happen and the first dream to be crushed. All of the castaways have voted... leading to the end of the game for Ghoulia
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Vote Breakdown so that you can be angry at people
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Hey guys,should we set up a Discord Server for this Simulator like HGS?
You know what,I'll let the Strawpoll decide.
EPISODE TWO
And here
◊ are the alliances
◊. Both sides have one alliance down a member, whether it was because of that member being yeeted from the game, or if they just left voluntarily.
Now, how about a challenge that does not instantly result in everyone turning on each other? How about...
REWARD CHALLENGE
This is a challenge I call Stairway to the Stars, in which both tribes need to build a staircase out of logs to reach the top of a tower. After the staircase is constructed, one tribe member needs to race to the top to claim the reward.
Waiting at the top of the tower, I see that both teams are making very good progress with building their staircases, and now it is simply up to which one chooses the faster guy to get up here... and arriving at the top of the tower is... Geras!
◊ Followed very closesly behind by Kirumi. Congratulations to Midnight Wind, here are some blankets, beans and other stuff like that..
I hope those tribes enjoyed such a fun break from intense competition, beacause now we have...
IMMUNITY CHALLENGE
This is one that I call Safari Supper, and it is arguably the easiest out of all the challenges. All you need to do is drink a shot of cow's blood! Simple! If any of the members of your tribe decline for whatever strange reason, then your entire tribe loses this challege, no pressure!
And the first person to chicken out of doing this is... nobody? Wow, they really want to win, right? Uh... how about you guys select one of your tribe members to down an entire glass of cow's blood? Wait... they both have someone doing that? Uh... did Donkey Kong or Frank finish first? Looking at the slow-motion replay... I see that Frank finished his flask first.
◊ Congratulations on immunity, Desert Sun!
Now, it seems that some stuff is happening in each of the tribes before voting starts, let's take a look at these...
EVENTS
Hmmm... nothing too breathtaking happening in the Desert Sun Tribe (probably becasue They're all too happy about getting that immunity). But in the Midnight Wind tribe, it seems that Tohru wants some of the rewards from the Reward Challenge and the Celtics don't want to give away anything! This devolves into a very one-sided confrontation, I'm just glad we didn't have to get medics involved.
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VOTING
It is time for voting... Due to the confrontation earlier, many of the tribe member's oppinions of both Tohru and the Celtics have soured, but it seems to be that the larger alliance have managed to convince Game Gear to vote alongside them, leading to the expulsion of The Celtics
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Vote Breakdown if you want to be angry at anyone
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Poll is closed after over 12 hours since it's been made. The majority said yes so I finished forming the server.
Here's the link
, It expires in 24 hours so join it quick!
EPISODE THREE
Both tribes are back to having the same number of castaways
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Now that we got that out the way, it's time to start the challenges!
REWARD CHALLENGE
This Challenge is one that I call Rock N Roll, in which each tribe must navigate an obstacle course with a boulder seven feet in diameter. That's taller than most castaways here, probably. The victors, led by Ling and Toriel, are Desert Sun
◊, and are now in possesion of fresh water and organic shampoo. Lovely!
Up next, a ferocious battle between victory and not victory in...
IMMUNITY CHALLENGE
Here we have what I like to call Distress Signal, in which I'll be piloting a plane ready to drop immunity on whichever tribe makes the best distress signal in their camp. Let's see which tribe has the most creative minds. While I do appreciate the dedication put into Desert Sun's signal, everyone's got to admit that Game Gear and Wick really showed their creative skills, which earns Midnight Wind Tribe Immunity
◊.
Now, onto the events of this episode:
EVENTS
In a quiet alcove in Desert Sun's camp, Toriel, Farquaad, and Chopper get together for an alliance meeting, and realise that there is no way that this alliance should be able to function. Thus, they reduce the strength of their alliance
◊ to allow for more freedom in the tribe.
Meanwhile, Midnight Wind appears to have earned its second isolationist: Frost
◊. Perhaps the mighty alliance between her, Wick, DK and Rey isn't as strong as we first thought?
VOTING
It is time for the voting session, and a casual glance at the alliances should tell us who is getting targeted. However, the alliances put their differences behind them to focus all their voitng powers on Ling, of all people
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Vote Breakdown, allthough 'tis not necessary
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The Joker already figured that one out. "She's killer, Frost!", anyone?
EPISODE FOUR
Who's left? These people are left!
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Now that we got that out the way, let's have some fun stuff happen!
REWARD CHALLENGE
Welcome, all, to Caught in the Web, in which both tribes need to gather baskets hanging from a rope net. There are twelve of these in total, and if your team happens to cross the finish line with all of them, you win everyhting you picked up during the challenge! And the winner, charging over the finish line with twelve baskets of delicous food... is Mr Farquaad
◊, congratulations Desert Sun. No idea how you managed that, though, don't the other team have a force-user on their side?
IMMUNITY CHALLENGE
Er... due to some torrential rain, both Tribe's camps have been flooded... er... that kinda ruins the challenge I had planned. No matter! In this (Totally not improvised) challenge called... er... Movin' on Up, the tribes are having to navigate to a new camp! Totally planned! Er... whoever gets there first wins immunity? Sure! And due to some very excellent navigation skills from Chopper, and some form of coordinated leadership from Bakura and Toriel, Desert Sun wins for the second time this episode
◊.
EVENTS
Due to the sudden change in accomodations, everyone is getting along just fine trying to settle who goes where. Except Frost
◊, who still finds it in her best intrests to seperate herself from the rest of her tribe. Is this some sort of plan?
VOTING
It is, once again, time to vote out one of our castaways. And leaving this time, at a vote of four to three... is Geras
◊.

And while we're looking for a screener, any host? GC would like to give others a chance.
Still waiting for someone to break him free...