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johannes4123 Carefully planed problem solving from The southern parts of Norway Relationship Status: In denial
Carefully planed problem solving
Nov 8th 2019 at 7:10:04 AM

>Smash an entire table at the fairy

If a problem can't be solved with fire, it's probably not worth solving
KeironCioran Anagolay from Decomposing in the Andean Mountains Relationship Status: Buried in snow, waiting for spring
Anagolay
Nov 8th 2019 at 7:26:29 AM

   amadŠn   

>Place a GeŪs on his forehead.

If he ever suffers nine cuts to the abdomen, his skin will rescind from his flesh for nine hours.

Leaving him vulnerable to ALL forms of damage.

Edited by KeironCioran on Nov 8th 2019 at 7:28:01 AM

Is it a crime?
JTTWlover A happy Beetle from Chinese Heaven Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
A happy Beetle
Nov 8th 2019 at 8:08:07 AM

Hartwin (GCB) >See what can I buy from the shop

You rolled a 3.

Well... one Silver rolled over the counter and you can't get it back. Damn, you are very broke. Whatever. There are some small bottles of Invisibility, Flying and Sleeping potion for one Silver each, a bottle of Healing potion for one Gold and a simple magic wand for one Gold, five Silver.

Penn (Oggy) >Go back to the fighting place >Then try to talk them to stop fighting

You rolled a 1.

Ouch they hit you.

ROLL TO DODGE THE PAIN

You rolled a 1.

What a feeble human, they must think. -3 HP. Current HP: 97.

Aust (zorua) >Put on your hood to block out the rain, then walk around for a while and see what you find

You rolled a 6.

Oh, Crap! You found some bandits robbing the bakery, and they seem very angry!

Thorstone (johhanes) >Smash the entire table at the fairy

I am assuming that Tabby is the fairy and Keiron the faerie so anyways you rolled a 5 and smash very hardly. Sadly she dodges and slaps you.

ROLL TO DODGE THE SLAP

You rolled a 1.

Ouch.

ROLL TO DODGE THE PAIN

You rolled a 1.

OUCH. -3 HP. Current HP: 93.

Luna (Tabby)

ROLL TO DODGE THE TABLE

You rolled a 5 and dodge. Then slap the dwarf.

Donny (Keiron) >Place a GeŪs on his forehead.

You rolled a 1 (wow, lots of 1s in this post).

Ouch, you scratched yourself instead.

ROLL TO DODGE THE PAIN

You rolled a 4.

Huh, it was only a scratch.

(Ok so I'm assuming Aust looks like a taller Link and the innkeeper is going to make you stop next turn. Have fun before he kicks you out.)

Iím just chilling in Chinese Heaven
GoldenCityBird The Latest Champion from the UK
The Latest Champion
Nov 8th 2019 at 8:25:36 AM

>Leave the shop and look for an inn.

"Lan-Zhi says: Guess who just won the Hunger Games?"
Oggy123 Hiii! from Jakarta, Indonesia
Hiii!
Nov 8th 2019 at 4:43:33 PM

> Run away.

Best Nintendo character.
unfortunatezorua other stories from despacito spaghett ugandan chungus Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
other stories
Nov 8th 2019 at 4:45:28 PM

[OT] Aust looks like this but not chibified. also he's only 5'7" so he smol

>Find a place to hide from the robbers first (just a reminder for +1 on this and reroll if I get a 1 because proficiency) so you can observe the scene and see what they do

You all can talk about Metalucy, Rarijack, or Kuzusouda as much as you want but what about my ship lowly peasants
JTTWlover A happy Beetle from Chinese Heaven Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
A happy Beetle
Nov 8th 2019 at 11:31:58 PM

Hartwin (GCB) >Leave the shop and look for an inn

You rolled a 5.

There was a inn not so far called The Citizen's Rest and you get inside.

Penn (Oggy) >Run away

You rolled a 5.

You ran away and found a Silver in the way. Not a bad roll. There are some bandits robbing the bakery though.

Aust (zorua) >Find a place to hide from the robbers first so you can observe what they do

You rolled a 2+1=3

Ok, you lost a Silver in the way, but you hid in a random barrel and watched them rob the bakery.

The innkeeper kicks Thorstone (johhanes), Luna (Tabby), Dr Dillema (Afters) and Donny (Keiron) out.

Some bandits are robbing the bakery.

What will you do?

Iím just chilling in Chinese Heaven
KeironCioran Anagolay from Decomposing in the Andean Mountains Relationship Status: Buried in snow, waiting for spring
Anagolay
Nov 8th 2019 at 11:45:56 PM

>Burn them all alive and convert their ashes into magic powders to perform spells with.

Is it a crime?
unfortunatezorua other stories from despacito spaghett ugandan chungus Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
other stories
Nov 8th 2019 at 11:55:42 PM

>If the attacks succeed/the robbers are at least dead or immobilised, sneak in after and take everything the bandits stole, then haul ass out of there

Edited by unfortunatezorua on Nov 9th 2019 at 11:07:12 PM

You all can talk about Metalucy, Rarijack, or Kuzusouda as much as you want but what about my ship lowly peasants
Oggy123 Hiii! from Jakarta, Indonesia
Hiii!
Nov 9th 2019 at 2:25:56 AM

> Get into the same inn as Hartwin

Edited by Oggy123 on Nov 9th 2019 at 5:36:09 PM

Best Nintendo character.
TabbyGirl4 The Sword of a Fallen Hero from The Nowhere Islands Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
The Sword of a Fallen Hero
Nov 9th 2019 at 6:00:52 AM

>Fight the bandits.

"I'm Mary Poppins, Y'all!" -Yondu,2017
johannes4123 Carefully planed problem solving from The southern parts of Norway Relationship Status: In denial
Carefully planed problem solving
Nov 9th 2019 at 6:56:11 AM

>Charge the bandits

If a problem can't be solved with fire, it's probably not worth solving
GoldenCityBird The Latest Champion from the UK
The Latest Champion
Nov 9th 2019 at 6:57:57 AM

>Whistle a happy tune

Edited by GoldenCityBird on Nov 9th 2019 at 2:59:37 PM

"Lan-Zhi says: Guess who just won the Hunger Games?"
JTTWlover A happy Beetle from Chinese Heaven Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
A happy Beetle
Nov 9th 2019 at 10:57:26 AM

Hartwin (GCB) >Whistle a happy tune

You rolled a 1.

Before you can do that you fall over.

ROLL TO DODGE THE FALL

You rolled a 2 and failed.

ROLL TO DODGE THE PAIN

You rolled a 2.

OUCH. -2 HP. Current HP: 98 HP.

Penn (Oggy) >Get into the same inn as Hartwin

You rolled a 3. Almost slipped at the door, but inside, where you saw a dude fall over.

Donny (Keiron) >Burn them all alive and convert their ashes into magic powders to perform spells with.

You rolled a 6. Ouch, you burned yourself.

ROLL TO DODGE THE PAIN

You rolled a 1.

OUCH. -3 HP. Current HP: 97. (For some reason, you managed to dodge EVERYTHING until now)

You still obtained Jar of Bandit ashes (a bit wet). Can be used for any spell as a +1. One use only.

Aust (zorua) >If the attacks succeed/the robbers are at least dead or immobilised, sneak in after and take everything the bandits stole, then haul ass out of there

You rolled a 4.

Sweet, sweet loot. Several breads and a weird thing that seems to be a random MacGuffin.

You obtained: Two mini breads that can be eaten for 1 HP each, a Bread that can be eaten for 3 HP and a MacGuffin. Now you ran away.

Luna (Tabby) >Fight the bandits

Thorstone (johhanes) >Charge the bandits

Impossible actions, as Donny already burnt them.

Iím just chilling in Chinese Heaven
GoldenCityBird The Latest Champion from the UK
The Latest Champion
Nov 9th 2019 at 10:58:08 AM

>Check how much rooms cost.

"Lan-Zhi says: Guess who just won the Hunger Games?"
TabbyGirl4 The Sword of a Fallen Hero from The Nowhere Islands Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
The Sword of a Fallen Hero
Nov 9th 2019 at 11:52:04 AM

>Head on into the inn

Edited by TabbyGirl4 on Nov 9th 2019 at 3:46:05 PM

"I'm Mary Poppins, Y'all!" -Yondu,2017
JTTWlover A happy Beetle from Chinese Heaven Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
A happy Beetle
Nov 9th 2019 at 12:26:17 PM

(tabby you are at the street while is raining what the heck is even that)

(really)

Iím just chilling in Chinese Heaven
unfortunatezorua other stories from despacito spaghett ugandan chungus Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Oggy123 Hiii! from Jakarta, Indonesia
Hiii!
Nov 9th 2019 at 7:02:04 PM

> Check how much rooms cost.

> Then ask the guy if he's okay.

Best Nintendo character.
JTTWlover A happy Beetle from Chinese Heaven Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
A happy Beetle
Nov 9th 2019 at 11:58:44 PM

Hartwin >Check how much do rooms cost

You rolled a 5.

A night at the inn is only two Silver. Uh, ok for you.

Luna (Tabby) >Head on into the inn

You rolled a 5.

You have 4 Silver and 9 Copper in your bag, btw.

Aust (zorua) >Check your HP, if it's low eat some minibread

You rolled a 3.

Your HP is of 93. You try to eat a mini bread but it falls down. You eat the other mini bread. Current HP: 94.

>Examine the MacGuffin

You rolled a 6.

Huh, it's the Crystal of Nature, a healing MacGuffin than only works on either pure hearts or when it wants to.

Oh, Crap! Some guys saw you with it and want to take it!

Penn (Oggy) > Check how much rooms cost.

Free action, as Hartwin asked before.

> Then ask the guy if he's okay.

You rolled a 5.

Donny is ok. (I'm assuming you referred at him cuz he was the only guy who got damage last turn)

Iím just chilling in Chinese Heaven
TabbyGirl4 The Sword of a Fallen Hero from The Nowhere Islands Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
The Sword of a Fallen Hero
Nov 10th 2019 at 6:37:05 AM

>Heal yourself if HP is down.

>Get a room.

Edited by TabbyGirl4 on Nov 10th 2019 at 9:38:29 AM

"I'm Mary Poppins, Y'all!" -Yondu,2017
unfortunatezorua other stories from despacito spaghett ugandan chungus Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Oggy123 Hiii! from Jakarta, Indonesia
Hiii!
Nov 10th 2019 at 6:39:52 AM

> Check how many Silvers i got.

> Try talking to Luna

> Get out and explore the city, and find more Silvers and goods.

Edited by Oggy123 on Nov 10th 2019 at 10:23:20 PM

Best Nintendo character.
KeironCioran Anagolay from Decomposing in the Andean Mountains Relationship Status: Buried in snow, waiting for spring
Anagolay
johannes4123 Carefully planed problem solving from The southern parts of Norway Relationship Status: In denial
Carefully planed problem solving
Nov 10th 2019 at 7:14:43 AM

Follow Aust, less spookily

If a problem can't be solved with fire, it's probably not worth solving

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