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(jdgsg oh ok)
Crap, I meant to charge the fairy, is it too late change it?
(when ya say fairy, y'all mean me, right?)
Edited by KeironCioran on Nov 7th 2019 at 7:19:23 AM
change it, i知 writing the thing and i just got to you
Hartwin (GCB) >Try to find shelter. Or anything interesting, for that matter.
You rolled a 6.
Oh, Magic & Stuffs is just there! Oh, Crap! There are some dudes looking that they want to kill you near there.
Luna (Tabby) >Go find the others
Penn (Oggy) >Then look for others
Ok, I'm sorry, but what is the 'others' supposed to mean? You cannot expect me to know.
Aust (zorua) >Facepalm and mutter something about renaming yourself "unfortunateaust", then sort of just sit there until something more interesting happens
You rolled a 5.
Thankfully the dude moved so you can see that a random faerie just stabbed the dude.
Penn (Oggy) >Watch the fight
You rolled a 2.
Now a dude is blocking you. Crap.
Donny (Keiron) >Stab Dr Dillema in the legs For the Lulz
You rolled a 4.
Successfully stabbed the dude.
But now he swinged a pickaxe at you.
ROLL TO DODGE THE PICKAXE
You rolled a 4. Lucky you.
>Lightly burn Asami
Too tired to burn that weird girl. And the dwarf is charging at you.
ROLL TO DODGE THE AXE
Dodge and kick.
Dr Dillema (Afters) >With the dwarf at disadvantage, take out my pickaxe and turn to swing it at the faerie.
Ouch you hit yourself too.
ROLL TO DODGE THE PAIN
You rolled a 1.
That hurt even more. -3 HP. Current HP: 63 and 75.
Asami (Alivia) >Fight the victim.
You hit the desk at confusion.
Trying to heal it made it hurt even more -2 HP. Current HP: 98.
Thorstone (johhanes) >Chop the chair to pieces, then charge the fairy.
You rolled a 3+1.
The axe almost hit it (this is success but it dodged it), and the faerie just kicked you.
ROLL TO DODGE THE KICK
You rolled a 2-1=1.
You rolled a 3.
-2 HP. Current HP: 96.
So the thing just got confusing (Keiron I'm supposing that Donny just looks like Pesky Dust from Ben 10 because it's the only semi-tall fairy I know you can tell me the real thing later).
>Join in the fight 'cause there's nothing else to do.
>Kick the gnomes in the crotch
Edited by TabbyGirl4 on Nov 7th 2019 at 10:40:09 AM
> Leave and find something to eat.
Edited by Oggy123 on Nov 7th 2019 at 10:52:10 PM
>Go to the shop and try to not get attacked.
Fuck. My "crotch" would be just about where the lower gnome's face would be.
>Try to keep composure and pretend my crotch didn't just yell out in pain.
>Assuming I'm not, like, fallen over or something, punch my new assailant in the tit.
(Remember that Fionn Mac Cumhaill video Overly Sarcastic Productions made? keeping up with one of my epithets, I look like Fear Doirche.)
> Place a curse on the floor;
Anyone who takes more than seven steps while within seven feet of me gets a limb violently twisted.
Edited by KeironCioran on Nov 7th 2019 at 8:08:21 AM
so just elf-looking faerie with cool dark fluffy cape?
>Trow a chair at the fairy
Hartwin (GCB) >Go into the shop and try not to be attacked.
You almost slipped in the wet street, but you are ok and enter the store.
Penn (Oggy) >Leave and try to find something to eat.
Hey, the bakery next door has some free samples! You grab some of them and put them in your bag. You gained: Three small breads that can be eaten for 1 HP each.
Luna (Tabby) >Join the fight cuz there is nothing else to do. >Kick the gnomes dude in the crotch.
Kick to the dude!
Dr Dillema (Afters) >Try to keep composure and pretend my crotch didn't just yell out in pain. >Assuming I'm not, like, fallen over or something, punch my new assailant in the tit.
ROLL TO DODGE BOTH THE KICK AND THE FALL
Thank the gods, both of you are (sorta) ok. When nobody is looking at you, you bandage the hits and swap places. Current HP: 75 and 63.
Donny (Keiron) >Place a curse on the floor
Nope. Not working. And now the dwarf threw a chair at you.
ROLL TO DODGE THE CHAIR
Thorstone (johhanes) >Throw a chair at the faerie
Chair throwen. He dodged.
>Check how much money I have.
> Sing a song of coersion to get Dr. Dillema to fight for you.
"Alright, I've had enough"
>Chop down the fairy
>Gather the parts from the chain the dwarf broke out of and try to quickly make them into a taser to zap the fairy/gnome girl with
(assuming i succeed the dodge against keiron's move that is)
Edited by Afterwards on Nov 7th 2019 at 2:05:41 PM
>Leave the tavern and set up a monty game in the street or something for some quick cash
Hartwin (GCB) >Check out how many money I have
Huh. There is a hole in your pocket. Seems that you only have 5 Silver and 1 Gold. Crap.
Donny (Keiron) >Sing a song of coersion to get Dr Dillema to fight for you.
Aww nuts. That didn't work. You accidentally hit yourself.
Oh, you are ok. And the dwarf failed to hit you.
Thorstone (johhanes) >Chop down the fairy
Nope, you hit the floor instead.
Dr Dillema (Afters) >Gather the parts from the chain the dwarf broke out of and try to quickly make them into a taser to zap the fairy/gnome girl with
Realistically, you cannot make that a taser. Maybe you should look at the generator you have.
Aust (zorua) >Leave the tavern and set up a monty game in the street or something for quick cash
It's raining, but you manage to get some Silver. Current Money: 9 Silver, 5 Copper.
>See what I can buy from the shop.
> Go back into the fighting place.
> Then try to talk them to stop fighting.
Edited by Oggy123 on Nov 9th 2019 at 3:07:36 AM
>Put on your hood to block out the rain, then walk around for a while and see what you find
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