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JTTWlover Heya there! I'm West. from Chinese Heaven Since: Mar, 2018 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Heya there! I'm West.
#51: Nov 7th 2019 at 7:16:38 AM

zorua

If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
Afterwards the cake is an alternative fact from Dead End: Paranormal Park Since: Apr, 2016 Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
the cake is an alternative fact
#52: Nov 7th 2019 at 7:18:01 AM

(jdgsg oh ok)

she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
johannes4123 Mighty demon dog-thing from The southern parts of Norway Since: Oct, 2016 Relationship Status: In denial
Mighty demon dog-thing
#53: Nov 7th 2019 at 7:18:39 AM

Crap, I meant to charge the fairy, is it too late change it?

The thing that was gonna be powerful, then not, then powerful again
KeironCioran Since: Aug, 2018
#54: Nov 7th 2019 at 7:19:14 AM

(when ya say fairy, y'all mean me, right?)

Edited by KeironCioran on Nov 7th 2019 at 7:19:23 AM

Afterwards the cake is an alternative fact from Dead End: Paranormal Park Since: Apr, 2016 Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
the cake is an alternative fact
#55: Nov 7th 2019 at 7:19:32 AM

(yeah)

she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
johannes4123 Mighty demon dog-thing from The southern parts of Norway Since: Oct, 2016 Relationship Status: In denial
Mighty demon dog-thing
#56: Nov 7th 2019 at 7:19:37 AM

yes

The thing that was gonna be powerful, then not, then powerful again
JTTWlover Heya there! I'm West. from Chinese Heaven Since: Mar, 2018 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Heya there! I'm West.
#57: Nov 7th 2019 at 7:20:46 AM

change it, i’m writing the thing and i just got to you

If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
JTTWlover Heya there! I'm West. from Chinese Heaven Since: Mar, 2018 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Heya there! I'm West.
#58: Nov 7th 2019 at 7:31:52 AM

Hartwin (GCB) >Try to find shelter. Or anything interesting, for that matter.

You rolled a 6.

Oh, Magic & Stuffs is just there! Oh, Crap! There are some dudes looking that they want to kill you near there.

Luna (Tabby) >Go find the others

Penn (Oggy) >Then look for others

Impossible action

Ok, I'm sorry, but what is the 'others' supposed to mean? You cannot expect me to know.

Aust (zorua) >Facepalm and mutter something about renaming yourself "unfortunateaust", then sort of just sit there until something more interesting happens

You rolled a 5.

Thankfully the dude moved so you can see that a random faerie just stabbed the dude.

Penn (Oggy) >Watch the fight

You rolled a 2.

Now a dude is blocking you. Crap.

Donny (Keiron) >Stab Dr Dillema in the legs For the Lulz

You rolled a 4.

Successfully stabbed the dude.

But now he swinged a pickaxe at you.

ROLL TO DODGE THE PICKAXE

You rolled a 4. Lucky you.

>Lightly burn Asami

You rolled a 2.

Too tired to burn that weird girl. And the dwarf is charging at you.

ROLL TO DODGE THE AXE

You rolled a 5.

Dodge and kick.

Dr Dillema (Afters) >With the dwarf at disadvantage, take out my pickaxe and turn to swing it at the faerie.

You rolled a 6.

Ouch you hit yourself too.

ROLL TO DODGE THE PAIN

You rolled a 1.

That hurt even more. -3 HP. Current HP: 63 and 75.

Asami (Alivia) >Fight the victim.

You rolled a 1.

You hit the desk at confusion.

ROLL TO DODGE THE PAIN

You rolled a 6.

Trying to heal it made it hurt even more -2 HP. Current HP: 98.

Thorstone (johhanes) >Chop the chair to pieces, then charge the fairy.

You rolled a 3+1.

The axe almost hit it (this is success but it dodged it), and the faerie just kicked you.

ROLL TO DODGE THE KICK

You rolled a 2-1=1.

Ouch.

ROLL TO DODGE THE PAIN

You rolled a 3.

-2 HP. Current HP: 96.

So the thing just got confusing (Keiron I'm supposing that Donny just looks like Pesky Dust from Ben 10 because it's the only semi-tall fairy I know you can tell me the real thing later).

If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
TabbyGirl4 Ruler of Everything from The Nowhere Islands Since: Nov, 2018 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Ruler of Everything
#59: Nov 7th 2019 at 7:39:47 AM

>Join in the fight 'cause there's nothing else to do.

>Kick the gnomes in the crotch

Edited by TabbyGirl4 on Nov 7th 2019 at 10:40:09 AM

"I'm Mary Poppins, Y'all!" - Yondu,2017
Oggy123 Spooky Kirby from Jakarta, Indonesia Since: Oct, 2013
Spooky Kirby
#60: Nov 7th 2019 at 7:42:56 AM

> Leave and find something to eat.

Edited by Oggy123 on Nov 7th 2019 at 10:52:10 PM

GoldenCityBird from the UK Since: Oct, 2018
#61: Nov 7th 2019 at 7:48:20 AM

>Go to the shop and try to not get attacked.

TRS Wick Cleaning
Afterwards the cake is an alternative fact from Dead End: Paranormal Park Since: Apr, 2016 Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
the cake is an alternative fact
#62: Nov 7th 2019 at 7:53:22 AM

Fuck. My "crotch" would be just about where the lower gnome's face would be.

>Try to keep composure and pretend my crotch didn't just yell out in pain.

>Assuming I'm not, like, fallen over or something, punch my new assailant in the tit.

she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
KeironCioran Since: Aug, 2018
#63: Nov 7th 2019 at 7:58:46 AM

(Remember that Fionn Mac Cumhaill video Overly Sarcastic Productions made? keeping up with one of my epithets, I look like Fear Doirche.)


> Place a curse on the floor;

Anyone who takes more than seven steps while within seven feet of me gets a limb violently twisted.

[down] Yes.

Edited by KeironCioran on Nov 7th 2019 at 8:08:21 AM

JTTWlover Heya there! I'm West. from Chinese Heaven Since: Mar, 2018 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Heya there! I'm West.
#64: Nov 7th 2019 at 8:05:03 AM

so just elf-looking faerie with cool dark fluffy cape?

If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
johannes4123 Mighty demon dog-thing from The southern parts of Norway Since: Oct, 2016 Relationship Status: In denial
Mighty demon dog-thing
#65: Nov 7th 2019 at 8:41:09 AM

>Trow a chair at the fairy

The thing that was gonna be powerful, then not, then powerful again
JTTWlover Heya there! I'm West. from Chinese Heaven Since: Mar, 2018 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Heya there! I'm West.
#66: Nov 7th 2019 at 9:52:27 AM

Hartwin (GCB) >Go into the shop and try not to be attacked.

You rolled a 3.

You almost slipped in the wet street, but you are ok and enter the store.

Penn (Oggy) >Leave and try to find something to eat.

You rolled a 5.

Hey, the bakery next door has some free samples! You grab some of them and put them in your bag. You gained: Three small breads that can be eaten for 1 HP each.

Luna (Tabby) >Join the fight cuz there is nothing else to do. >Kick the gnomes dude in the crotch.

You rolled a 5.

Kick to the dude!

Dr Dillema (Afters) >Try to keep composure and pretend my crotch didn't just yell out in pain. >Assuming I'm not, like, fallen over or something, punch my new assailant in the tit.

You rolled a 1.

Fuck.

ROLL TO DODGE BOTH THE KICK AND THE FALL

You rolled a 5.

Thank the gods, both of you are (sorta) ok. When nobody is looking at you, you bandage the hits and swap places. Current HP: 75 and 63.

Donny (Keiron) >Place a curse on the floor

You rolled a 2.

Nope. Not working. And now the dwarf threw a chair at you.

ROLL TO DODGE THE CHAIR

You rolled a 4.

Phew.

Thorstone (johhanes) >Throw a chair at the faerie

You rolled a 4.

Chair throwen. He dodged.

If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
GoldenCityBird from the UK Since: Oct, 2018
KeironCioran Since: Aug, 2018
#68: Nov 7th 2019 at 9:57:13 AM

> Sing a song of coersion to get Dr. Dillema to fight for you.

johannes4123 Mighty demon dog-thing from The southern parts of Norway Since: Oct, 2016 Relationship Status: In denial
Mighty demon dog-thing
#69: Nov 7th 2019 at 10:07:43 AM

"Alright, I've had enough"

>Chop down the fairy

The thing that was gonna be powerful, then not, then powerful again
Afterwards the cake is an alternative fact from Dead End: Paranormal Park Since: Apr, 2016 Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
the cake is an alternative fact
#70: Nov 7th 2019 at 11:03:48 AM

>Gather the parts from the chain the dwarf broke out of and try to quickly make them into a taser to zap the fairy/gnome girl with

(assuming i succeed the dodge against keiron's move that is)

Edited by Afterwards on Nov 7th 2019 at 2:05:41 PM

she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
unfortunatezorua from the old, in the new yesterday (Five Long Years) Relationship Status: Wishing you were here
#71: Nov 7th 2019 at 7:13:51 PM

>Leave the tavern and set up a monty game in the street or something for some quick cash

Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
JTTWlover Heya there! I'm West. from Chinese Heaven Since: Mar, 2018 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Heya there! I'm West.
#72: Nov 7th 2019 at 11:53:26 PM

Hartwin (GCB) >Check out how many money I have

You rolled a 3.

Huh. There is a hole in your pocket. Seems that you only have 5 Silver and 1 Gold. Crap.

Donny (Keiron) >Sing a song of coersion to get Dr Dillema to fight for you.

You rolled a 1.

Aww nuts. That didn't work. You accidentally hit yourself.

ROLL TO DODGE THE PAIN

You rolled a 4.

Oh, you are ok. And the dwarf failed to hit you.

Thorstone (johhanes) >Chop down the fairy

You rolled a 2.

Nope, you hit the floor instead.

Dr Dillema (Afters) >Gather the parts from the chain the dwarf broke out of and try to quickly make them into a taser to zap the fairy/gnome girl with

You rolled a 2.

Realistically, you cannot make that a taser. Maybe you should look at the generator you have.

Aust (zorua) >Leave the tavern and set up a monty game in the street or something for quick cash

You rolled a 4.

It's raining, but you manage to get some Silver. Current Money: 9 Silver, 5 Copper.

If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
GoldenCityBird from the UK Since: Oct, 2018
Oggy123 Spooky Kirby from Jakarta, Indonesia Since: Oct, 2013
Spooky Kirby
#74: Nov 8th 2019 at 12:06:24 AM

> Go back into the fighting place.

> Then try to talk them to stop fighting.

Edited by Oggy123 on Nov 9th 2019 at 3:07:36 AM

unfortunatezorua from the old, in the new yesterday (Five Long Years) Relationship Status: Wishing you were here
#75: Nov 8th 2019 at 12:14:03 AM

>Put on your hood to block out the rain, then walk around for a while and see what you find

Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?

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