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JTTWlover A happy Beetle from Chinese Heaven Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
A happy Beetle
Nov 7th 2019 at 7:16:38 AM

zorua

I知 just chilling in Chinese Heaven
Afterwards spooky scary from Stairway to the Sky Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
spooky scary
Nov 7th 2019 at 7:18:01 AM

(jdgsg oh ok)

the cake is an alternative fact
johannes4123 Carefully planed problem solving from The southern parts of Norway Relationship Status: In denial
Carefully planed problem solving
Nov 7th 2019 at 7:18:39 AM

Crap, I meant to charge the fairy, is it too late change it?

If a problem can't be solved with fire, it's probably not worth solving
KeironCioran Anagolay from Decomposing in the Andean Mountains Relationship Status: Buried in snow, waiting for spring
Anagolay
Nov 7th 2019 at 7:19:14 AM

(when ya say fairy, y'all mean me, right?)

Edited by KeironCioran on Nov 7th 2019 at 7:19:23 AM

Is it a crime?
Afterwards spooky scary from Stairway to the Sky Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
spooky scary
Nov 7th 2019 at 7:19:32 AM

(yeah)

the cake is an alternative fact
johannes4123 Carefully planed problem solving from The southern parts of Norway Relationship Status: In denial
Carefully planed problem solving
Nov 7th 2019 at 7:19:37 AM

yes

If a problem can't be solved with fire, it's probably not worth solving
JTTWlover A happy Beetle from Chinese Heaven Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
A happy Beetle
Nov 7th 2019 at 7:20:46 AM

change it, i知 writing the thing and i just got to you

I知 just chilling in Chinese Heaven
JTTWlover A happy Beetle from Chinese Heaven Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
A happy Beetle
Nov 7th 2019 at 7:31:52 AM

Hartwin (GCB) >Try to find shelter. Or anything interesting, for that matter.

You rolled a 6.

Oh, Magic & Stuffs is just there! Oh, Crap! There are some dudes looking that they want to kill you near there.

Luna (Tabby) >Go find the others

Penn (Oggy) >Then look for others

Impossible action

Ok, I'm sorry, but what is the 'others' supposed to mean? You cannot expect me to know.

Aust (zorua) >Facepalm and mutter something about renaming yourself "unfortunateaust", then sort of just sit there until something more interesting happens

You rolled a 5.

Thankfully the dude moved so you can see that a random faerie just stabbed the dude.

Penn (Oggy) >Watch the fight

You rolled a 2.

Now a dude is blocking you. Crap.

Donny (Keiron) >Stab Dr Dillema in the legs For the Lulz

You rolled a 4.

Successfully stabbed the dude.

But now he swinged a pickaxe at you.

ROLL TO DODGE THE PICKAXE

You rolled a 4. Lucky you.

>Lightly burn Asami

You rolled a 2.

Too tired to burn that weird girl. And the dwarf is charging at you.

ROLL TO DODGE THE AXE

You rolled a 5.

Dodge and kick.

Dr Dillema (Afters) >With the dwarf at disadvantage, take out my pickaxe and turn to swing it at the faerie.

You rolled a 6.

Ouch you hit yourself too.

ROLL TO DODGE THE PAIN

You rolled a 1.

That hurt even more. -3 HP. Current HP: 63 and 75.

Asami (Alivia) >Fight the victim.

You rolled a 1.

You hit the desk at confusion.

ROLL TO DODGE THE PAIN

You rolled a 6.

Trying to heal it made it hurt even more -2 HP. Current HP: 98.

Thorstone (johhanes) >Chop the chair to pieces, then charge the fairy.

You rolled a 3+1.

The axe almost hit it (this is success but it dodged it), and the faerie just kicked you.

ROLL TO DODGE THE KICK

You rolled a 2-1=1.

Ouch.

ROLL TO DODGE THE PAIN

You rolled a 3.

-2 HP. Current HP: 96.

So the thing just got confusing (Keiron I'm supposing that Donny just looks like Pesky Dust from Ben 10 because it's the only semi-tall fairy I know you can tell me the real thing later).

I知 just chilling in Chinese Heaven
TabbyGirl4 The Sword of a Fallen Hero from The Nowhere Islands Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
The Sword of a Fallen Hero
Nov 7th 2019 at 7:39:47 AM

>Join in the fight 'cause there's nothing else to do.

>Kick the gnomes in the crotch

Edited by TabbyGirl4 on Nov 7th 2019 at 10:40:09 AM

"I'm Mary Poppins, Y'all!" -Yondu,2017
Oggy123 Hiii! from Jakarta, Indonesia
Hiii!
Nov 7th 2019 at 7:42:56 AM

> Leave and find something to eat.

Edited by Oggy123 on Nov 7th 2019 at 10:52:10 PM

Best Nintendo character.
GoldenCityBird The Latest Champion from the UK
The Latest Champion
Nov 7th 2019 at 7:48:20 AM

>Go to the shop and try to not get attacked.

"Lan-Zhi says: Guess who just won the Hunger Games?"
Afterwards spooky scary from Stairway to the Sky Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
spooky scary
Nov 7th 2019 at 7:53:22 AM

Fuck. My "crotch" would be just about where the lower gnome's face would be.

>Try to keep composure and pretend my crotch didn't just yell out in pain.

>Assuming I'm not, like, fallen over or something, punch my new assailant in the tit.

the cake is an alternative fact
KeironCioran Anagolay from Decomposing in the Andean Mountains Relationship Status: Buried in snow, waiting for spring
Anagolay
Nov 7th 2019 at 7:58:46 AM

(Remember that Fionn Mac Cumhaill video Overly Sarcastic Productions made? keeping up with one of my epithets, I look like Fear Doirche.)


> Place a curse on the floor;

Anyone who takes more than seven steps while within seven feet of me gets a limb violently twisted.

[down] Yes.

Edited by KeironCioran on Nov 7th 2019 at 8:08:21 AM

Is it a crime?
JTTWlover A happy Beetle from Chinese Heaven Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
A happy Beetle
Nov 7th 2019 at 8:05:03 AM

so just elf-looking faerie with cool dark fluffy cape?

I知 just chilling in Chinese Heaven
johannes4123 Carefully planed problem solving from The southern parts of Norway Relationship Status: In denial
Carefully planed problem solving
Nov 7th 2019 at 8:41:09 AM

>Trow a chair at the fairy

If a problem can't be solved with fire, it's probably not worth solving
JTTWlover A happy Beetle from Chinese Heaven Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
A happy Beetle
Nov 7th 2019 at 9:52:27 AM

Hartwin (GCB) >Go into the shop and try not to be attacked.

You rolled a 3.

You almost slipped in the wet street, but you are ok and enter the store.

Penn (Oggy) >Leave and try to find something to eat.

You rolled a 5.

Hey, the bakery next door has some free samples! You grab some of them and put them in your bag. You gained: Three small breads that can be eaten for 1 HP each.

Luna (Tabby) >Join the fight cuz there is nothing else to do. >Kick the gnomes dude in the crotch.

You rolled a 5.

Kick to the dude!

Dr Dillema (Afters) >Try to keep composure and pretend my crotch didn't just yell out in pain. >Assuming I'm not, like, fallen over or something, punch my new assailant in the tit.

You rolled a 1.

Fuck.

ROLL TO DODGE BOTH THE KICK AND THE FALL

You rolled a 5.

Thank the gods, both of you are (sorta) ok. When nobody is looking at you, you bandage the hits and swap places. Current HP: 75 and 63.

Donny (Keiron) >Place a curse on the floor

You rolled a 2.

Nope. Not working. And now the dwarf threw a chair at you.

ROLL TO DODGE THE CHAIR

You rolled a 4.

Phew.

Thorstone (johhanes) >Throw a chair at the faerie

You rolled a 4.

Chair throwen. He dodged.

I知 just chilling in Chinese Heaven
GoldenCityBird The Latest Champion from the UK
The Latest Champion
Nov 7th 2019 at 9:55:23 AM

>Check how much money I have.

"Lan-Zhi says: Guess who just won the Hunger Games?"
KeironCioran Anagolay from Decomposing in the Andean Mountains Relationship Status: Buried in snow, waiting for spring
Anagolay
Nov 7th 2019 at 9:57:13 AM

> Sing a song of coersion to get Dr. Dillema to fight for you.

Is it a crime?
johannes4123 Carefully planed problem solving from The southern parts of Norway Relationship Status: In denial
Carefully planed problem solving
Nov 7th 2019 at 10:07:43 AM

"Alright, I've had enough"

>Chop down the fairy

If a problem can't be solved with fire, it's probably not worth solving
Afterwards spooky scary from Stairway to the Sky Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
spooky scary
Nov 7th 2019 at 11:03:48 AM

>Gather the parts from the chain the dwarf broke out of and try to quickly make them into a taser to zap the fairy/gnome girl with

(assuming i succeed the dodge against keiron's move that is)

Edited by Afterwards on Nov 7th 2019 at 2:05:41 PM

the cake is an alternative fact
unfortunatezorua other stories from despacito spaghett ugandan chungus Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
other stories
JTTWlover A happy Beetle from Chinese Heaven Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
A happy Beetle
Nov 7th 2019 at 11:53:26 PM

Hartwin (GCB) >Check out how many money I have

You rolled a 3.

Huh. There is a hole in your pocket. Seems that you only have 5 Silver and 1 Gold. Crap.

Donny (Keiron) >Sing a song of coersion to get Dr Dillema to fight for you.

You rolled a 1.

Aww nuts. That didn't work. You accidentally hit yourself.

ROLL TO DODGE THE PAIN

You rolled a 4.

Oh, you are ok. And the dwarf failed to hit you.

Thorstone (johhanes) >Chop down the fairy

You rolled a 2.

Nope, you hit the floor instead.

Dr Dillema (Afters) >Gather the parts from the chain the dwarf broke out of and try to quickly make them into a taser to zap the fairy/gnome girl with

You rolled a 2.

Realistically, you cannot make that a taser. Maybe you should look at the generator you have.

Aust (zorua) >Leave the tavern and set up a monty game in the street or something for quick cash

You rolled a 4.

It's raining, but you manage to get some Silver. Current Money: 9 Silver, 5 Copper.

I知 just chilling in Chinese Heaven
GoldenCityBird The Latest Champion from the UK
The Latest Champion
Nov 8th 2019 at 12:04:09 AM

>See what I can buy from the shop.

"Lan-Zhi says: Guess who just won the Hunger Games?"
Oggy123 Hiii! from Jakarta, Indonesia
Hiii!
Nov 8th 2019 at 12:06:24 AM

> Go back into the fighting place.

> Then try to talk them to stop fighting.

Edited by Oggy123 on Nov 9th 2019 at 3:07:36 AM

Best Nintendo character.
unfortunatezorua other stories from despacito spaghett ugandan chungus Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
other stories
Nov 8th 2019 at 12:14:03 AM

>Put on your hood to block out the rain, then walk around for a while and see what you find

You all can talk about Metalucy, Rarijack, or Kuzusouda as much as you want but what about my ship lowly peasants

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