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Afterwards the cake is an alternative fact from Dead End: Paranormal Park Since: Apr, 2016 Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
the cake is an alternative fact
#26: Nov 6th 2019 at 12:17:55 PM

"ALRIGHT YOU CHEEKY CUNT THE GLOVES ARE OFF NOW."

>Punch him in the face

she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
AutisticAlivia I'm back, I guess. from Everywhere on TV Tropes Since: Sep, 2018 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
I'm back, I guess.
#27: Nov 6th 2019 at 12:42:20 PM

> Wonder where I am.

I can't think of a good signature.
johannes4123 Mighty demon dog-thing from The southern parts of Norway Since: Oct, 2016 Relationship Status: In denial
Mighty demon dog-thing
#28: Nov 6th 2019 at 12:53:00 PM

"JUST TRY IT YA STUMPY DUST-BITIN BROOM!"

>Punch him right back

I knew I didn't know about the gnomes, I just wanted to add some flavor to the text

Alivia, this is an inn/tavern/bar(Call it whatever you like) located withing the capital city, ideal place for getting drunk or finding adventurers

Edited by johannes4123 on Nov 6th 2019 at 10:04:36 AM

The thing that was gonna be powerful, then not, then powerful again
KeironCioran Since: Aug, 2018
#29: Nov 6th 2019 at 1:14:32 PM

not to interrupt, but can I join?

(also, are Fairies like The Fair Folk or Victorian / Disney-esque)

Edited by KeironCioran on Nov 6th 2019 at 1:16:57 AM

unfortunatezorua from the old, in the new yesterday (Five Long Years) Relationship Status: Wishing you were here
#30: Nov 6th 2019 at 7:24:49 PM

>Take the nail out of your shoe before you impale yourself further

>Then just limp to a chair, preferably away from the bar fight, and settle for looking for the obligatory hooded figure visually instead

Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
JTTWlover Heya there! I'm West. from Chinese Heaven Since: Mar, 2018 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Heya there! I'm West.
#31: Nov 6th 2019 at 10:49:12 PM

(@Keiron yes, and the Troperian fairies are Victorian/Disney-esque if you want The Fair Folk, you need to make them not Troperian)

If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
JTTWlover Heya there! I'm West. from Chinese Heaven Since: Mar, 2018 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Heya there! I'm West.
#32: Nov 7th 2019 at 12:50:44 AM

Dr Dillema (Afters) >Punch him in the face

You rolled a 2.

Oof.

Oh crap he's aiming!

ROLL TO DODGE A PUNCH

You rolled a 5.

Nice, now kick again.

Oh he punched again.

ROLL TO DODGE THE PUNCH

You rolled a 3. Ouch.

ROLL TO DODGE THE PAIN

You rolled a 1.

That hurt a lot. -5 HP to upper gnome. Current HP: 67 and 75.

Thorstone (johhanes) >Punch him right back

You rolled a 3+1=4.

You punched him but he dodged and is gonna kick you.

ROLL TO DODGE A KICK

You rolled a 3-1=2

Oof.

ROLL TO DODGE THE PAIN

You rolled a 6.

You felt so well you punched him again, but your hand hurts now. -2 HP. Current HP: 98.

Aust (zorua) >Take the nail out of your shoe before you impale yourself even futher.

You rolled a 5

Oh thank the mother goddess. It even stopped bleeding! -1 HP now, but won't bleed more.

>Then just limp to a chair, preferably away from the bar fight, and settle for looking for the obligatory hooded figure visually instead

You rolled a 1.

Oww! You shouldn't have done that. It now hurts again. -1 HP because that. Current HP: 93.

Asami Kaku (Alivia) >Wonder where I am.

Free action, since johhannes just told you. You are at the inn Quest of the heroes.

Well, this fight is escalating. What will you guys do?

Edited by JTTWlover on Nov 7th 2019 at 10:18:11 AM

If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
unfortunatezorua from the old, in the new yesterday (Five Long Years) Relationship Status: Wishing you were here
#34: Nov 7th 2019 at 1:08:20 AM

>Sit on the floor in disappointment at your crit fails

>Watch the fight from afar

Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
Afterwards the cake is an alternative fact from Dead End: Paranormal Park Since: Apr, 2016 Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
the cake is an alternative fact
#35: Nov 7th 2019 at 1:11:28 AM

(i think to keep it fair would it be cool if each of my gnomes has 50 hp (or maybe like, 75 or somethin). otherwise it feels a lil like i have an unfair advantage lol

>As the upper gnome, continue delivering punches where it hurts

>As the lower gnome, peek through the trenchcoat and scan the area for any parts i could make some kinda contraption with to get the upper hand

Edited by Afterwards on Nov 7th 2019 at 4:13:09 AM

she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
JTTWlover Heya there! I'm West. from Chinese Heaven Since: Mar, 2018 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Heya there! I'm West.
#36: Nov 7th 2019 at 1:16:17 AM

(ok then, each of them shall have 75 HP)

If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
Afterwards the cake is an alternative fact from Dead End: Paranormal Park Since: Apr, 2016 Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
the cake is an alternative fact
#37: Nov 7th 2019 at 1:30:24 AM

[tup]

she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
Oggy123 Spooky Kirby from Jakarta, Indonesia Since: Oct, 2013
Spooky Kirby
#38: Nov 7th 2019 at 2:29:43 AM

Okay then, i'm joining.

Name: Penn

Race: Human (Teenager)

Profession: Traveler

Origin: The Capital

Theme: Animals and Nature

Hobbies: Eating, Hiking, Reading

Edited by Oggy123 on Nov 7th 2019 at 5:30:05 PM

KeironCioran Since: Aug, 2018
#39: Nov 7th 2019 at 4:23:23 AM

Alright, here goes.


Name: Fionn mac an Fhoraois Dhubh

AKA: "The Black Wight", Gualach Leanbh, An Leanbh Deataithe, Donny, "Fear Doirche's Only Child"

Race: The Fair Folk

Profession: None (Although some of his hobbies can technically be filed under Druidry)

Origin: Underneath the water in The Gearagh, in the aforementioned "Black Forest"

Theme: Black fire, curses, decay

Hobbies: Poetry, singing, burning people alive, seducing older men, divination

JTTWlover Heya there! I'm West. from Chinese Heaven Since: Mar, 2018 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Heya there! I'm West.
#40: Nov 7th 2019 at 4:26:28 AM

Hatwin (GCB) >Leave quietly

You rolled a 4.

Huh. You leave the inn. It's raining. You stand in the rain.

Aust (zorua) >Sit on the floor in disappointment at your crit fails

You rolled a 3.

It hurt a bit since rocks but no other things.

>Watch the fight from afar

You rolled a 2.

Too far, and a dude is blocking you. Crap. You should call yourself Unlucky Aust.

Dr Dillema (Afters) >As the upper gnome, continue delivering punches where it hurts

You rolled a 1.

He hit back before you punch him.

ROLL TO DODGE THE HIT

You rolled a 3.

You are ok. -1 HP for upper gnome. Current HP: 66 and 75.

>As the lower gnome, peek through the trenchcoat and scan the area for any parts i could make some kinda contraption with to get the upper hand

You rolled a 4.

Ohh! Random metal scraps! You chain the dwarf to the chair (-1 to dodge and moving in general to Thorstone).

~~~~

Penn (Oggy123)

Abilities:

  • Hiking efficency: Going through a mountain or something like that is a free action.
  • Beast taming ability: You can tame beasts.
  • Agility: You are a teen. +1 to dodging.

Equipment:

  • Saddle: You can use it with almost any beast.
  • Book: A book of your choosing. Just not a spell book.
  • Walking Stick: A Classy Cane. You can do Cane Fu with it, but it's just a cane.

Oh fuck Keiron why did you post this when I was writing this whatever you're in.

Fionn Mac An Fhoaois Dhubh (Donny) (KeironCioran)

Abilities:

  • Shapeshifting: The Fair Folk rocks. This is one of the reasons.
  • Magic: The other reason.
    • Black Fire: BURN EVERYTHING!
    • Curse: Depends on what you want.
    • Divination: You can predict the future. +1 to dodging.
  • Singing: ... you know the deal, several people have this ability too. Soothe or kill.

Equipment:

  • Poem notebook: Small, but nice. Where you write the poems.
  • Stick of Decay: One of your aunts gave you this. Touch anything and it starts to decay. Sadly, it's one use only.
  • Dagger: You don't remember why you have this. Maybe it's because you robbed a random dude in the street for it.

You both are at a corner watching the fight.

Edited by JTTWlover on Nov 7th 2019 at 1:42:28 PM

If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
GoldenCityBird from the UK Since: Oct, 2018
#41: Nov 7th 2019 at 4:30:08 AM

>Try to find shelter. Or anything interesting, for that matter.

TRS Wick Cleaning
TabbyGirl4 Ruler of Everything from The Nowhere Islands Since: Nov, 2018 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Ruler of Everything
#42: Nov 7th 2019 at 4:37:33 AM

>Go find the others

"I'm Mary Poppins, Y'all!" - Yondu,2017
unfortunatezorua from the old, in the new yesterday (Five Long Years) Relationship Status: Wishing you were here
#43: Nov 7th 2019 at 4:38:01 AM

>Facepalm and mutter something about renaming yourself "unfortunateaust", then sort of just sit there until something more interesting happens

Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
Oggy123 Spooky Kirby from Jakarta, Indonesia Since: Oct, 2013
Spooky Kirby
#44: Nov 7th 2019 at 5:26:00 AM

> Watch the fight.

> Then look for others.

Edited by Oggy123 on Nov 7th 2019 at 9:06:40 PM

KeironCioran Since: Aug, 2018
Afterwards the cake is an alternative fact from Dead End: Paranormal Park Since: Apr, 2016 Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
the cake is an alternative fact
#46: Nov 7th 2019 at 6:19:14 AM

"Aghck, what the hell?!"

>With the dwarf at disadvantage, take out my pickaxe and turn to swing it at the faerie.

she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
AutisticAlivia I'm back, I guess. from Everywhere on TV Tropes Since: Sep, 2018 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
I'm back, I guess.
#47: Nov 7th 2019 at 6:35:10 AM

> Fight the victim.

I can't think of a good signature.
johannes4123 Mighty demon dog-thing from The southern parts of Norway Since: Oct, 2016 Relationship Status: In denial
Mighty demon dog-thing
#48: Nov 7th 2019 at 7:07:44 AM

>Chop the chair to pieces, then charge the fairy

"THIS IS MY FIGHT, YA UGLY TALL-ASS WEIRD GRINNED WIMPY LOOKIN NO-DRINKIN SANTA-SLAVE!"

Edited by johannes4123 on Nov 7th 2019 at 4:22:14 PM

The thing that was gonna be powerful, then not, then powerful again
KeironCioran Since: Aug, 2018
Afterwards the cake is an alternative fact from Dead End: Paranormal Park Since: Apr, 2016 Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
the cake is an alternative fact
#50: Nov 7th 2019 at 7:12:22 AM

(wait, whose the elf???)

she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster

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