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"ALRIGHT YOU CHEEKY CUNT THE GLOVES ARE OFF NOW."
>Punch him in the face
> Wonder where I am.
"JUST TRY IT YA STUMPY DUST-BITIN BROOM!"
>Punch him right back
I knew I didn't know about the gnomes, I just wanted to add some flavor to the text
Alivia, this is an inn/tavern/bar(Call it whatever you like) located withing the capital city, ideal place for getting drunk or finding adventurers
Edited by johannes4123 on Nov 6th 2019 at 10:04:36 AM
not to interrupt, but can I join?
(also, are Fairies like The Fair Folk or Victorian / Disney-esque)
Edited by KeironCioran on Nov 6th 2019 at 1:16:57 AM
>Take the nail out of your shoe before you impale yourself further
>Then just limp to a chair, preferably away from the bar fight, and settle for looking for the obligatory hooded figure visually instead
(@Keiron yes, and the Troperian fairies are Victorian/Disney-esque if you want The Fair Folk, you need to make them not Troperian)
Dr Dillema (Afters) >Punch him in the face
You rolled a 2.
Oh crap he's aiming!
ROLL TO DODGE A PUNCH
You rolled a 5.
Nice, now kick again.
Oh he punched again.
ROLL TO DODGE THE PUNCH
You rolled a 3. Ouch.
ROLL TO DODGE THE PAIN
You rolled a 1.
That hurt a lot. -5 HP to upper gnome. Current HP: 67 and 75.
Thorstone (johhanes) >Punch him right back
You rolled a 3+1=4.
You punched him but he dodged and is gonna kick you.
ROLL TO DODGE A KICK
You rolled a 3-1=2
You rolled a 6.
You felt so well you punched him again, but your hand hurts now. -2 HP. Current HP: 98.
Aust (zorua) >Take the nail out of your shoe before you impale yourself even futher.
You rolled a 5
Oh thank the mother goddess. It even stopped bleeding! -1 HP now, but won't bleed more.
Oww! You shouldn't have done that. It now hurts again. -1 HP because that. Current HP: 93.
Asami Kaku (Alivia) >Wonder where I am.
Free action, since johhannes just told you. You are at the inn Quest of the heroes.
Well, this fight is escalating. What will you guys do?
Edited by JTTWlover on Nov 7th 2019 at 10:18:11 AM
>Sit on the floor in disappointment at your crit fails
>Watch the fight from afar
(i think to keep it fair would it be cool if each of my gnomes has 50 hp (or maybe like, 75 or somethin). otherwise it feels a lil like i have an unfair advantage lol
>As the upper gnome, continue delivering punches where it hurts
>As the lower gnome, peek through the trenchcoat and scan the area for any parts i could make some kinda contraption with to get the upper hand
Edited by Afterwards on Nov 7th 2019 at 4:13:09 AM
(ok then, each of them shall have 75 HP)
Okay then, i'm joining.
Race: Human (Teenager)
Origin: The Capital
Theme: Animals and Nature
Hobbies: Eating, Hiking, Reading
Edited by Oggy123 on Nov 7th 2019 at 5:30:05 PM
Alright, here goes.
Name: Fionn mac an Fhoraois Dhubh
AKA: "The Black Wight", Gualach Leanbh, An Leanbh Deataithe, Donny, "Fear Doirche's Only Child"
Race: The Fair Folk
Profession: None (Although some of his hobbies can technically be filed under Druidry)
Origin: Underneath the water in The Gearagh, in the aforementioned "Black Forest"
Theme: Black fire, curses, decay
Hobbies: Poetry, singing, burning people alive, seducing older men, divination
Hatwin (GCB) >Leave quietly
You rolled a 4.
Huh. You leave the inn. It's raining. You stand in the rain.
Aust (zorua) >Sit on the floor in disappointment at your crit fails
You rolled a 3.
It hurt a bit since rocks but no other things.
Too far, and a dude is blocking you. Crap. You should call yourself Unlucky Aust.
Dr Dillema (Afters) >As the upper gnome, continue delivering punches where it hurts
He hit back before you punch him.
ROLL TO DODGE THE HIT
You are ok. -1 HP for upper gnome. Current HP: 66 and 75.
Ohh! Random metal scraps! You chain the dwarf to the chair (-1 to dodge and moving in general to Thorstone).
Oh fuck Keiron why did you post this when I was writing this whatever you're in.
Fionn Mac An Fhoaois Dhubh (Donny) (KeironCioran)
You both are at a corner watching the fight.
Edited by JTTWlover on Nov 7th 2019 at 1:42:28 PM
>Try to find shelter. Or anything interesting, for that matter.
>Go find the others
>Facepalm and mutter something about renaming yourself "unfortunateaust", then sort of just sit there until something more interesting happens
> Watch the fight.
> Then look for others.
Edited by Oggy123 on Nov 7th 2019 at 9:06:40 PM
> Stab Dr. Dillema in the legs For the Lulz.
"Aghck, what the hell?!"
>With the dwarf at disadvantage, take out my pickaxe and turn to swing it at the faerie.
> Fight the victim.
>Chop the chair to pieces, then charge the fairy
"THIS IS MY FIGHT, YA UGLY TALL-ASS WEIRD GRINNED WIMPY LOOKIN NO-DRINKIN SANTA-SLAVE!"
Edited by johannes4123 on Nov 7th 2019 at 4:22:14 PM
> Lightly burn Asami
(wait, whose the elf???)
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