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Afterwards spooky scary from Stairway to the Sky Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
spooky scary
Nov 6th 2019 at 12:17:55 PM

"ALRIGHT YOU CHEEKY CUNT THE GLOVES ARE OFF NOW."

>Punch him in the face

the cake is an alternative fact
AutisticAlivia Doki Pipo ☆ Emotion from Everywhere on TV Tropes Relationship Status: And they all lived happily ever after <3
Doki Pipo ☆ Emotion
Nov 6th 2019 at 12:42:20 PM

> Wonder where I am.

November 13th is Rina Tennouji's birthday!
johannes4123 Carefully planed problem solving from The southern parts of Norway Relationship Status: In denial
Carefully planed problem solving
Nov 6th 2019 at 12:53:00 PM

"JUST TRY IT YA STUMPY DUST-BITIN BROOM!"

>Punch him right back

I knew I didn't know about the gnomes, I just wanted to add some flavor to the text

Alivia, this is an inn/tavern/bar(Call it whatever you like) located withing the capital city, ideal place for getting drunk or finding adventurers

Edited by johannes4123 on Nov 6th 2019 at 10:04:36 AM

If a problem can't be solved with fire, it's probably not worth solving
KeironCioran Anagolay from Decomposing in the Andean Mountains Relationship Status: Buried in snow, waiting for spring
Anagolay
Nov 6th 2019 at 1:14:32 PM

not to interrupt, but can I join?

(also, are Fairies like The Fair Folk or Victorian / Disney-esque)

Edited by KeironCioran on Nov 6th 2019 at 1:16:57 AM

Is it a crime?
unfortunatezorua other stories from despacito spaghett ugandan chungus Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
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Nov 6th 2019 at 7:24:49 PM

>Take the nail out of your shoe before you impale yourself further

>Then just limp to a chair, preferably away from the bar fight, and settle for looking for the obligatory hooded figure visually instead

You all can talk about Metalucy, Rarijack, or Kuzusouda as much as you want but what about my ship lowly peasants
JTTWlover A happy Beetle from Chinese Heaven Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
A happy Beetle
Nov 6th 2019 at 10:49:12 PM

(@Keiron yes, and the Troperian fairies are Victorian/Disney-esque if you want The Fair Folk, you need to make them not Troperian)

Iím just chilling in Chinese Heaven
JTTWlover A happy Beetle from Chinese Heaven Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
A happy Beetle
Nov 7th 2019 at 12:50:44 AM

Dr Dillema (Afters) >Punch him in the face

You rolled a 2.

Oof.

Oh crap he's aiming!

ROLL TO DODGE A PUNCH

You rolled a 5.

Nice, now kick again.

Oh he punched again.

ROLL TO DODGE THE PUNCH

You rolled a 3. Ouch.

ROLL TO DODGE THE PAIN

You rolled a 1.

That hurt a lot. -5 HP to upper gnome. Current HP: 67 and 75.

Thorstone (johhanes) >Punch him right back

You rolled a 3+1=4.

You punched him but he dodged and is gonna kick you.

ROLL TO DODGE A KICK

You rolled a 3-1=2

Oof.

ROLL TO DODGE THE PAIN

You rolled a 6.

You felt so well you punched him again, but your hand hurts now. -2 HP. Current HP: 98.

Aust (zorua) >Take the nail out of your shoe before you impale yourself even futher.

You rolled a 5

Oh thank the mother goddess. It even stopped bleeding! -1 HP now, but won't bleed more.

>Then just limp to a chair, preferably away from the bar fight, and settle for looking for the obligatory hooded figure visually instead

You rolled a 1.

Oww! You shouldn't have done that. It now hurts again. -1 HP because that. Current HP: 93.

Asami Kaku (Alivia) >Wonder where I am.

Free action, since johhannes just told you. You are at the inn Quest of the heroes.

Well, this fight is escalating. What will you guys do?

Edited by JTTWlover on Nov 7th 2019 at 10:18:11 AM

Iím just chilling in Chinese Heaven
GoldenCityBird The Latest Champion from the UK
The Latest Champion
Nov 7th 2019 at 12:56:26 AM

>Leave quietly.

"Lan-Zhi says: Guess who just won the Hunger Games?"
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Afterwards spooky scary from Stairway to the Sky Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
spooky scary
Nov 7th 2019 at 1:11:28 AM

(i think to keep it fair would it be cool if each of my gnomes has 50 hp (or maybe like, 75 or somethin). otherwise it feels a lil like i have an unfair advantage lol

>As the upper gnome, continue delivering punches where it hurts

>As the lower gnome, peek through the trenchcoat and scan the area for any parts i could make some kinda contraption with to get the upper hand

Edited by Afterwards on Nov 7th 2019 at 4:13:09 AM

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JTTWlover A happy Beetle from Chinese Heaven Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
A happy Beetle
Nov 7th 2019 at 1:16:17 AM

(ok then, each of them shall have 75 HP)

Iím just chilling in Chinese Heaven
Afterwards spooky scary from Stairway to the Sky Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
spooky scary
Nov 7th 2019 at 1:30:24 AM

[tup]

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Oggy123 Hiii! from Jakarta, Indonesia
Hiii!
Nov 7th 2019 at 2:29:43 AM

Okay then, i'm joining.

Name: Penn

Race: Human (Teenager)

Profession: Traveler

Origin: The Capital

Theme: Animals and Nature

Hobbies: Eating, Hiking, Reading

Edited by Oggy123 on Nov 7th 2019 at 5:30:05 PM

Best Nintendo character.
KeironCioran Anagolay from Decomposing in the Andean Mountains Relationship Status: Buried in snow, waiting for spring
Anagolay
Nov 7th 2019 at 4:23:23 AM

Alright, here goes.


Name: Fionn mac an Fhoraois Dhubh

AKA: "The Black Wight", Gualach Leanbh, An Leanbh Deataithe, Donny, "Fear Doirche's Only Child"

Race: The Fair Folk

Profession: None (Although some of his hobbies can technically be filed under Druidry)

Origin: Underneath the water in The Gearagh, in the aforementioned "Black Forest"

Theme: Black fire, curses, decay

Hobbies: Poetry, singing, burning people alive, seducing older men, divination

Is it a crime?
JTTWlover A happy Beetle from Chinese Heaven Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
A happy Beetle
Nov 7th 2019 at 4:26:28 AM

Hatwin (GCB) >Leave quietly

You rolled a 4.

Huh. You leave the inn. It's raining. You stand in the rain.

Aust (zorua) >Sit on the floor in disappointment at your crit fails

You rolled a 3.

It hurt a bit since rocks but no other things.

>Watch the fight from afar

You rolled a 2.

Too far, and a dude is blocking you. Crap. You should call yourself Unlucky Aust.

Dr Dillema (Afters) >As the upper gnome, continue delivering punches where it hurts

You rolled a 1.

He hit back before you punch him.

ROLL TO DODGE THE HIT

You rolled a 3.

You are ok. -1 HP for upper gnome. Current HP: 66 and 75.

>As the lower gnome, peek through the trenchcoat and scan the area for any parts i could make some kinda contraption with to get the upper hand

You rolled a 4.

Ohh! Random metal scraps! You chain the dwarf to the chair (-1 to dodge and moving in general to Thorstone).

~~~~

Penn (Oggy123)

Abilities:

  • Hiking efficency: Going through a mountain or something like that is a free action.
  • Beast taming ability: You can tame beasts.
  • Agility: You are a teen. +1 to dodging.

Equipment:

  • Saddle: You can use it with almost any beast.
  • Book: A book of your choosing. Just not a spell book.
  • Walking Stick: A Classy Cane. You can do Cane Fu with it, but it's just a cane.

Oh fuck Keiron why did you post this when I was writing this whatever you're in.

Fionn Mac An Fhoaois Dhubh (Donny) (KeironCioran)

Abilities:

  • Shapeshifting: The Fair Folk rocks. This is one of the reasons.
  • Magic: The other reason.
    • Black Fire: BURN EVERYTHING!
    • Curse: Depends on what you want.
    • Divination: You can predict the future. +1 to dodging.
  • Singing: ... you know the deal, several people have this ability too. Soothe or kill.

Equipment:

  • Poem notebook: Small, but nice. Where you write the poems.
  • Stick of Decay: One of your aunts gave you this. Touch anything and it starts to decay. Sadly, it's one use only.
  • Dagger: You don't remember why you have this. Maybe it's because you robbed a random dude in the street for it.

You both are at a corner watching the fight.

Edited by JTTWlover on Nov 7th 2019 at 1:42:28 PM

Iím just chilling in Chinese Heaven
GoldenCityBird The Latest Champion from the UK
The Latest Champion
Nov 7th 2019 at 4:30:08 AM

>Try to find shelter. Or anything interesting, for that matter.

"Lan-Zhi says: Guess who just won the Hunger Games?"
TabbyGirl4 The Sword of a Fallen Hero from The Nowhere Islands Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
The Sword of a Fallen Hero
Nov 7th 2019 at 4:37:33 AM

>Go find the others

"I'm Mary Poppins, Y'all!" -Yondu,2017
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Oggy123 Hiii! from Jakarta, Indonesia
Hiii!
Nov 7th 2019 at 5:26:00 AM

> Watch the fight.

> Then look for others.

Edited by Oggy123 on Nov 7th 2019 at 9:06:40 PM

Best Nintendo character.
KeironCioran Anagolay from Decomposing in the Andean Mountains Relationship Status: Buried in snow, waiting for spring
Anagolay
Nov 7th 2019 at 6:02:42 AM

> Stab Dr. Dillema in the legs For the Lulz.

Is it a crime?
Afterwards spooky scary from Stairway to the Sky Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
spooky scary
Nov 7th 2019 at 6:19:14 AM

"Aghck, what the hell?!"

>With the dwarf at disadvantage, take out my pickaxe and turn to swing it at the faerie.

the cake is an alternative fact
AutisticAlivia Doki Pipo ☆ Emotion from Everywhere on TV Tropes Relationship Status: And they all lived happily ever after <3
Doki Pipo ☆ Emotion
Nov 7th 2019 at 6:35:10 AM

> Fight the victim.

November 13th is Rina Tennouji's birthday!
johannes4123 Carefully planed problem solving from The southern parts of Norway Relationship Status: In denial
Carefully planed problem solving
Nov 7th 2019 at 7:07:44 AM

>Chop the chair to pieces, then charge the fairy

"THIS IS MY FIGHT, YA UGLY TALL-ASS WEIRD GRINNED WIMPY LOOKIN NO-DRINKIN SANTA-SLAVE!"

Edited by johannes4123 on Nov 7th 2019 at 4:22:14 PM

If a problem can't be solved with fire, it's probably not worth solving
KeironCioran Anagolay from Decomposing in the Andean Mountains Relationship Status: Buried in snow, waiting for spring
Anagolay
Afterwards spooky scary from Stairway to the Sky Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
spooky scary
Nov 7th 2019 at 7:12:22 AM

(wait, whose the elf???)

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